Lord Mendasuithide bio
 Author has written 103 stories for Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！, Naruto, Hyperdimension Neptunia, Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis, Harry Potter, Dragon Ball Z, Pokémon, Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, Warcraft, Fate/stay night, Pretty Cure, Worm, Familiar of Zero, Disgaea, and Monster Girl Quest. News, as of 07/15/2014 Recently, someone complained to me about my drifting attention to my fics. Like it says below, it will be done when it's done if it's done. While I can be motivated to get back to a fic, whether it be through dropping a good idea on my lap or a thorough, epic, awe inspiring review that leaves me wanting to repay you by writing more, it's pretty unlikely that I will actually be enticed to work in any given fic by simply being told to do so. Now, this person told me that I should put a system in place for people to adopt my fics. Personally, I find that to be entirely pointless. I'd be a damned hypocrite if I complained about people taking my plots and ideas, considering I'm writing Fanfiction. So... yeah. You're welcome to them. All of them if you want them. I have no objections to people who wish to continue writing an idea that I am currently not focusing on. You don't need to request my approval or anything of the sort, though I'd like to be aware of it if anyone writes a fic based on one of mine. Beyond that? Go crazy. The world is in your hands. It will be done when it's done if it's done. Didja know? I have a forum I share with other fanfic writers that we hang out in. So far it's small since it's just a couple guys from a writing group formed around the series that brought us all together. it's at z13 . zetaboards / ala_iridia If you want to bug me into writing more for any of my fics... that's the place to do it in. We're always looking for people to bounce ideas from. A little about me? 'kay, Fine. I Am Not Creative Enough, Also Known AS: IANCE, Lord Mendasuit, Corrupto Ingrato, Francisco True Name: Jorge Mario Bergoglio Gender: Now wouldn't you like to know that? Age: Old enough Race: Indistinguishable Likes: I have many Dislikes: I have a bit fewer Hobbies: You're too young to hear of those Dreams: Who knows? Religion: The Church Of Saint Goku Rank: Four-Star Bearer Console: I am loyal to Noire-sama Music: A lot Favorite Phrase: Your lord came to Earth to rid us of evil. Goku came to Earth to wipe us out, changed his mind and decided to protect us from evil space tyrants of immeasurable power. I see a lot of evil, but I see no space tyrants of immeasurable power. Therefore, Goku is the true god. |
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Chamo: Deathless Defender by The Mighty Milkbone reviews
Crisis threatens Neo Japan of future, and Chamo must teach villains undying manliness! Sequel to Mangaka of Tragedy! Final Installment! UQ Holder!
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ & UQ Holder! - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2014 - Chamo, Evangeline/Yukihime, Kuroumaru T. - Complete
Chamo: Mangaka of Tragedy: Royal Rescue Part 2 by The Mighty Milkbone reviews
Famous author falls to jealousy madness, and only Chamo can save the day again! Sequel to Royal Rescue!
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Chamo - Complete
Chamo: Royal Rescue by The Mighty Milkbone reviews
Chamo takes control of Negima grand finale! Alternate Universe! Parody Fiction!
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Chamo - Complete
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Brainworm Repository reviews
You know that expression of an 'earworm' song that just keeps repeating in your head? Well, this is the same for me, except with story ideas that I just can't devote enough time to. Free for pickup whenever you like.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 88,160 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 10/12 - Published: 3/28/2017 - Complete
Expendable Heroes reviews
Sasuke Uchiha could never quite understand how a boy two years his junior somehow managed to get into the academy and remain there despite dead-last status. Suffice to say, he's in for quite a shock when said little boy hands him his ass. And that, as they say, is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 121,759 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 3,636 - Follows: 4,048 - Updated: 12/2/2017 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Brockton Bay Tactics reviews
It wasn't the Queen Administrator, but the Queen Tactician, and so Taylor's power is completely different. Well, at least she's playing with a full party now.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,896 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 3/19/2017 - Skitter
The Actual Answer reviews
Kakashi uses very specific wording and accidentally gets his point across.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Team Seven - Complete
The Idiot Solution reviews
In which sometimes, stupidity is the best option, you just have to find the right kind of stupidity.
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 69 - Published: 5/29/2017 - Asuna K., Louise
Frostbite reviews
Winter raged around Taylor, who was sealed in her locker at freezing temperatures. The cold doesn't bother her anyway.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 48,996 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 3/25/2017 - Published: 3/2/2017 - Skitter, Tattletale
Thank You but No reviews
On the one hand, quitting was letting her win. On the other, holding out had never done anything for her. After Bitch attacks, Taylor makes a choice, and she's tired of dealing with bullies.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/20/2017 - Skitter, Grue - Complete
Screw The Grail War (I wanna go home) reviews
Illyasviel von Einzbern has no interest in the grail war, she just wants to go home.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/16/2017 - Illyasviel von Einzbern - Complete
Box Full of Nothing reviews
One shots, drabbles, ficlets and mini series that range from fluffy waff to dark, bad ends. Might range from as few as a hundred words to as many as several thousand. Nothing other than 'self contained' is a rule here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,539 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 11/28/2016 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Complete
Three Jerks And A Scarecrow reviews
In which Team 7 contains an arrogant douchebag, an imitator and a robber, and they're not who you're expecting them to be. Inspired by every other fic with the same premise ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,065 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 1,631 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 9/26/2016 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Team Seven, Kakashi H.
Level Grinding Fixes Everything reviews
There is no problem that cannot be solved by leveling up enough.
Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/29/2016 - Published: 6/11/2015
Subject reviews
Gilgamesh chooses to observe the corrupted flames of the grail from up close. While there, he finds something he finds... worthy, at last.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 185 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Shirō E., Gilgamesh - Complete
Hidden in the Night Sky reviews
Sometimes, our wishes can be granted, even before we knew we had them. A girl has a wish she didn't know she had granted, and her life turns around, for the better... or, does it?
Crossover - Naruto & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 135,460 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Naruko U.
The Perfect Servant reviews
P is for Perfection, my friends, and perfection is what Kirei summoned to take part in the Fifth Grail War. Of course, it doesn't go well for the good guys.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 45 - Published: 1/20/2016 - Cell, Kirei K. - Complete
Shinji Doesn't Care reviews
This story contains rape, worms, sexually transmitted diseases, fights between legendary heroes, confrontations between former friends, murder and eternal damnation. Shinji doesn't care about any of that, though.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Shinji M. - Complete
Konoha no San Yuri reviews
Kakashi fell to his knees, trying his hardest to stem the flow of tears from his eyes and clutching a hand to his chest, trying his hardest to stop the ache coming from his heart. Neither was succesful. "Best. Team. Ever." He declared, weeping tears of joy. - In which Naruto is a pervert, Satsuki is gullible and Sakura is the only sane woman.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,201 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 1,542 - Follows: 1,573 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Naruko U., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
To Be A Crossover reviews
In which Son Goku and Uzumaki Naruto sit down for ramen and have a friendly chat.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/12/2015 - Goku, Naruto U. - Complete
More Than Forty Nine Situations That Could've Gone Different reviews
... If all the characters were smarter, dumber or, well, just plain crazier.
Pretty Cure - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 6/27/2015
Your Plan is Dumb reviews
In which Kushina remembers what her character traits before being 'Minato's Wife' took over her characterization, tells Minato his plan is Le Dumb and goes with her original idea, and everyone's all the happier for it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Kushina U. - Complete
Atheism reviews
Videl and Gohan go to a memorial for those who didn't come back after Cell. They have a bit of a talk while there, and Gohan comes clean about a few things.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
Piccolo's Gambit reviews
Piccolo tries a different approach when Raditz first confronts him. It works.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/13/2015 - Piccolo, Raditz - Complete
Saiyan Duty reviews
Let's explore what would happen if Naruto actually was a Saiyan. Suffice to say, it isn't pretty.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Complete
Kariya Has An Idea reviews
In which Matou Kariya stumbles upon a better way to save Sakura from Zouken.
Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 83 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Kirei K., Risei K., Kariya M. - Complete
Hogwarts Grail War reviews
There are no winners in a Holy Grail War. Only casualties.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/8/2015 - Harry P., Archer - Complete
The Princess, the Heiress and the Martial Pacifist reviews
The daughter of a powerful and feared figure, the last heir to an once illustrious clan and a massively strong, usually mild tempered boy with episodes of psychotic rage... perhaps it wasn't the best idea to put them in a team together, even if it sounded good on paper.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,214 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/28/2015 - Published: 8/6/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Sasuke U.]
Villainous Comeback reviews
Harry Potter, the Wizarding World's Hero and Savior was sent far away to his last remaining family by blood, in order to ensure his protection. Unfortunately for the Wizarding World, Harry had no blood relation to the Dursleys or the Evanses...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,638 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Harry P.
Monster Lord reviews
Harry Potter understands you fight fire with fire. So does Hermione. Voldemort has done all sorts of rituals to increase his power (or so the word goes), so why not try one to increase Harry's? Unfortunately for Harry, they picked one that will leave him feeling a little... blue. (Now in its proper category!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monster Girl Quest - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,916 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
High Priest reviews
Harry Potter is a boy with nothing. No parents, no family, unless you count the Dursleys but then who would, and nothing to believe in. Of course, this can be easily fixed by a dimension hopping dogoo and a sadistic goddess. Unfortunately for the Wizarding World, she made a lasting impression on young Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,299 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Plutia/Iris Heart, Neptune/Purple Heart
The Fishcake Palace reviews
A fancy name for a rather small bar, but it didn't matter. So long as you brought a friendly face, the owner would meet you with a dazzling, charming smile, a listening ear and a piece of advice or two. Because what the bartender hears is secret, isn't it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,545 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Naruko U.
Shirou and Lancer Drink Tea reviews
And win at life while they do it.
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 233 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Shirō E., Lancer - Complete
A Big Happy Uzumaki Family reviews
Inspired by Lucillia's "A Blond and a Redhead Walk Into a Chunin Exam", premise stolen with permission. Karin calls bull on Naruto's claim to the Uzumaki name. Meanwhile, Naruto is just ecstatic to find out he has family, even if she has... odd ideas about how close family should be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,885 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 996 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Karin U., Naruto U.]
Obitoary reviews
After his Death, Obito's first stop in the afterlife train is a visit with Rin. She has been watching over him, and is not happy with his actions, thought and decisions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Rin, Obito U. - Complete
Thrice-Glorious Victory reviews
Harry Potter thought that for once, with the organization behind the Holy Grail Tournament, he would be safe for a year, able to relax... of course, if you know Harry, you know it's not that easy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,896 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Harry P., Saber
Arthas' Wonderful Time reviews
Instead of being a spoiled brat when Uther says no to the Purge of Stratholme, Arthas decides to wait. After all, they'll all be zombies in like a minute anyway, it's not like he's not gonna get to kill a whole bunch of stuff anyway. Thus, he has a wonderful time stomping his way through an army of zombies.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Arthas Menethil - Complete
Mommy something tells me, you don't love me anymore reviews
Fate muses about her relationship with her mother.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2014 - Fate T. - Complete
March of the Black Queen reviews
Harry Black is a lot of things. Powerful. Skilled. Rich. All those and many more. One thing Harry is not, however, is 'The Boy Who Lived'. In fact, Harry is not even a boy to begin with. Shrouded in mystery and tragedy, the Black Queen rises, leaving nothing but sorrow in her wake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 38,922 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P.
My name is Harry Potter reviews
Voldemort struck down Harry Potter in the forbidden forest. It does not stick.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Sand Grainy Death reviews
In which the plot does not save the characters from their stupid ideas.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Gaara - Complete
Yearlong Roadtrip reviews
Neptune is lazy. Plutia is lazier. Histoire takes forever to do anything. Not a good combination when time dillation is involved. Good ending? My foot.
Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Neptune/Purple Heart, Nepgear/Purple Sister, Uni/Black Sister - Complete
Fated for something Completely Different reviews
Two people exchange Fates. Hijinks to follow.
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Negi S., Fate A.] [Nanoha T., Fate T.] - Complete
Sacrificial Lambs reviews
Riddle was an opponent no second year student could hope to defeat, even weakened by being an incomplete, barely corporeal apparition. Harry refuses to let Ginny die for his weakness, and there's only one option available...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 11/3/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Responsibility reviews
There were loose ends, and someone had to take care of them.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Arika A.E., Albireo I. - Complete
Not that you stood a chance to begin with, I'm just Saiyan reviews
Most Naruto/DBZ crossovers overpower the Naruto universe like crazy or drastically depower the DBZ universe. Here's what would happen if you didn't do that and used the most logical way a Saiyan would come to the Elemental Nations and the end result of it.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Vegeta, Raditz, Nappa - Complete
Reality Ensues reviews
A common cliché is impaled by the icy spear of reason.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Albus D., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
Promises reviews
Uzumaki Naruto keeps his promises. No matter the cost.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 60 - Published: 4/2/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Perspective of the Damned reviews
Naruto is doomed to repeat a cycle of stupidity and debauchery over and over again. He's not amused. This is part of the reason why most people think Naruto crossovers are doomed to be stillborn. What would the canon Naruto react like to the actions of those cheap copies?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Passing Down the Torch reviews
It was just a small gift. But to Naruto, it meant the world.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Naruto U., Asuma S. - Complete
Oh the Humanity! reviews
After conquering all of the suspiciously Arceus shaped known world, what is left for the protagonist of Pokemon Conquest to do? Well, it's a good thing Arceus stuck around to alleviate boredom...
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Arceus - Complete
Mr Robot reviews
Gohan remembers the first to sacrifice for him. A tribute to the forgotten.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Gohan - Complete
Everyone was thinking this reviews
Saiyans get stronger when they're beat up and then healed. Freeza's planets have healing pods. Vegeta has a brain. Magic happens.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 94 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Vegeta, Raditz, Nappa - Complete
Vegeta, that's who reviews
After witnessing a horrible event, Gohan asks a stupid question.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Gohan, Vegeta - Complete
Actually kind of funny reviews
Naruto makes a joke Sasuke finds genuinelly funny. Still doomed, though.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/14/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Addressing Concerns reviews
Dumbledore addresses Harry's concerns about the Flamels dying as a result of his fight with Voldemort. Because it's always bugged me.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/15/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Ginny Saves A Friendship or does she? reviews
A vial of polyjuice, an annoyed teenaged girl, two friends having a row, a date to a ball, a dog and a tournament. One has to wonder how certain events would've gone if certain things that happened were remembered when stupid mistakes were originally made.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Complete
How Orochimaru Accidentally Doomed the World reviews
Exactly what it says on the title. Orochimaru always was a petty bully, but this time, a simple prank to screw with the future generations went too far.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 182 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/5/2013 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
Anticlimactic Showdown! reviews
Madara clearly should've thought the Rinne Tensei part of the plan a bit more... thoroughly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/4/2013 - Madara U. - Complete
Hijinks to Follow reviews
In which a stupid cliche is averted. A crossover where the characters are in character? Shocking, I know!
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Naruto U., Takamichi T. - Complete
Ninja Centerfold reviews
Orochimaru hears a rumor about the theft of the Forbidden Scroll and discovers a sure-fire way to defeat his old teacher.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y., Hiruzen S. - Complete
I Run HW! reviews
It has come to Dumbledore's attention that several cliques at school have claimed that they run Hogwarts. Therefore, he writes a song about how things are really like. Based on I Run NY by The Lonely Island feat. Billie Joe Armstrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Albus D., F. Flitwick, Minerva M. - Complete
How to Convince a Malfoy to be a Hufflepuff reviews
Narcissa being around leads to Draco not alienating Harry when they first meet. This leads to Harry accepting Draco's offer of friendship. In order to not alienate him, Draco decides to tolerate Hermione on their compartment when she shows up. Somehow discussion on houses comes up. The result is obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Critical Failure! reviews
In which Jiraiya makes a terrible mistake and accidentally dooms the world.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 135 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Jiraiya - Complete
Bad End reviews
Mizuki is smarter than a potato, and thusly dooms the world in one fell stroke. Tragedy ain't it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Mizuki - Complete
The Way of K reviews
Harry Potter takes a page out of Agent K's book on how to deal with creatures infinitely stronger than yourself. It's a little... messy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Bad Plan reviews
Sometimes, relying on luck to make your plans work is not so hot an idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Complete
Of all the things! reviews
Many things could've gone wrong during the Sports Festival. Of course, it had to be the most unlikely one of them that would end in tragedy.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Complete
Raijin reviews
Six times as hot as the surface of the sun and five times as loud as a jet engine. A lightning bolt is something far more powerful than we'd like to think. Unfortunately for Naruto, he got to experience all of that power first hand. Fortunately for Naruto, that which does not kill us, makes us stronger.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,405 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 7/29/2013 - Naruto U.
Simplicity is Summer Friendly reviews
Harry Potter's summers are not very enjoyable. Thus, Sirius decides that he'll make this one at least a little bit better. Ibiza's Veela enclave proves most cooperative in this endeavor. Summer in between year 3 and 4 in the Simplicity Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Simplicity is Even Better reviews
Because a complicated life can only get more complicated when a murderer is on the loose and after you, Harry continues to focus on problems one at a time and on solutions of the simple kind. Third year on the Simplicity Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 52 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Luna L. - Complete
Simplicity is Better reviews
Basilisks? In my school? Surely you jest! In which a clever wizard finds simple solutions to the problems of a complicated school year. Second Year in the Simplicity Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Simplicity is Good reviews
Harry has a complicated life. Which is why he looks for simple ways to make it easier. Because being intelligent is not about being a knowledge sponge. First year in the Simplicity series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Simplicity is Lawful Neutral reviews
Companion piece to Simplicity is Best. After the Tri-Wizard Tournament is over, there's still the problem of Harry's godfather being a fugitive. Thus, a clever wizard finds a simple solution.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 57 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B., C. Fudge - Complete
Simplicity is Best reviews
In which very simple solutions are found to a complicated tournament's tasks by a clever wizard. Fourth Year in the Simplicity series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Big Brother Speech reviews
Upon seeing Ginevra with her boyfriend, Harry Potter, the Brothers Weasley, minus Ron, try their hand at the traditional Big Brother Speech. It does not go well for them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Ginny W. - Complete
Hoist by his own Edo Tensei Take Two reviews
In which a plothole is made fun of, again, and the Edokage are far less forgiving of a pair of remorseless traitors.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Tobirama S., Hiruzen S., Hashirama S., Minato N. - Complete
Nature of a Demon reviews
If wisdom comes with age, then why would anyone think that a creature as old as the Kyuubi is was dumb, beastly and single minded? Why would anyone deem it a raging berserker? Were he honest, Kurama would admit to some degree of pleasure in disabusing his container of such a notion.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Defense Against the Sword Arts reviews
Dumbledore makes an investment that he believes is worth every knut he put into it. After all, every once in a while, you have to put some degree of stock in peerless idiocy, right?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Ron W., Jack R. - Complete
Love Burns reviews
In which Harry learns the one spell that makes the power of Love sound badass and uses it. Voldemort never saw it coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Fan Preferred Couple reviews
In which three people visit the plane of disembodied voices and talk about inconsequential things. Maybe. SasuHina?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Izanagi Solves All Problems reviews
In which Madara makes the critical mistake of teaching Obito a jutsu that makes reality an illusion and the illusions reality before making sure Obito was dumb enough not to use it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Obito U., Madara U., Rin, Minato N. - Complete
Crowning Moment of Stupid reviews
Madara uses Rinne Tensei through Obito to come back to life. On hindsight, this may not have been that good an idea.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Complete
Movie Rights reviews
In which Evangeline is given the script of a typical crossover and she reacts accordingly. Unfortunately for Naruto, he just happens to make a far more attractive girl than he does a man, and Evangeline just happens to be curious about things. Also Konoemon has the worst timing imaginable.
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
Never trip on the same stone twice reviews
Namikaze Minato has made many mistakes during his life, and the one he considers his worst comes back to haunt, and ultimately, kill him. He would have been happy to atone for his sins with his death, had he not been given a better way of doing so: Preventing himself from making those mistakes in the first place!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Minato N., Kushina U., Naruto U.
Explanations Work Better reviews
In which Itachi realizes his plans have gone down the crapper when he meets Sasuke and attempts to salvage the situation as best as he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/2/2013 - Itachi U., Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Of Mirrors and Foxes reviews
Hinata was lonely. She had no friends. Not at school, not within her family and not outside of either of those two settings. She only wished that there was someone who would be with her, who would love her and show it. And that was exactly what she got.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 154 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Hinata H., Naruko U.
For Those Who Remember reviews
The sacrifice of one benefits many. One who gave his power, his self and everything he had for the rest lies forgotten by most. However, he faces his sacrifice for a smile. For those who remember, after all, he is willing to endure any and all pain.
Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,305 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/19/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013
The Battle Is A Lie reviews
Obvious Pun Is Obvious. Neptune faces her greatest foe yet, armored only with her resolve and wielding naught but the hunger for more.
Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Neptune/Purple Heart, Noire/Black Heart
Overworked And Rebellious reviews
In which the player makes a critical mistake brought from hubris while grinding to overcome the challenges of the Graveyard Coliseum. Taunting should be left for those who are certain they can get away with it.
Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/13/2013 - Neptune/Purple Heart, Blanc/White Heart, Noire/Black Heart, Vert/Green Heart - Complete
Foxy Boxes reviews
In which an old, one time joke is brought up again with sexy results. Fate probably would not have accepted her english tutor's advice had she known it originally came from a perverted ermine.
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Negi S., Chamo, Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
Rekindled Will reviews
A moment of absolute terror is all that is needed to make one absolutely aware of the one ultimate truth of life. The certainty of death is perhaps the one thing that can make one understand the value of life and the weight of the future. It was not too late for an old shinobi to finally understand his teacher's last lesson.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Wake Up Call reviews
A slightly different movement utilized by one combatant changed a battle from the encounter that cemented a savior's determination into one that sealed the doom of a planet. But then again, the savior had promises to keep, and he'd be damned before he allowed something as silly as dying to prevent him from keeping them.
Crossover - Naruto & Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,013 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Naruto U.
Good Communication Skills reviews
A decent, convincing argument wherein you explain your reasons for doing something can go a long way in keeping a previously strained friendship intact. Sasuke is, as a matter of fact, intelligent enough to deduce this on his own, even if it might not seem so at first glance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Trust Issues reviews
In which Uzumaki Naruto believes he can no longer trust the Sandaime Hokage, for the man has been lying to him his entire life, whereupon Sarutobi decides to try and prove him wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Giving Up reviews
Eventually, even the most stubborn of men give up on the impossible. He held on to the last second, hoping against hope that his once best friend could at least glimpse the light for a few instants. Now, however, standing over his soon to be corpse, he questions Sasuke's motivations for one last time, hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Old Running Gag reviews
Noire has a huge backlog of things she needs to read when she has free time. Said backlog got so huge 'cause she rarely has any free time at all. So she's several years late to be offended by a publication made during war, really.
Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Noire/Black Heart, Blanc/White Heart - Complete
The Darkest Void reviews
Darkness brings more darkness. She was a failure of a mage, incapable of casting even the simplest spells. So of course, she had to go ahead and summon the single most talented mage of his generation as a familiar. Reboot at some point.
Crossover - Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 215,641 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Negi S., Louise
Mahora Zombies reviews
There is nowhere to run. There is nowhere to hide. There is no way to fight. Ultimately, all that could be done was simply hide away and hope for the best, but even then, it was just a matter of time until they came for you.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Complete
Hoist By His Own Edo Tensei reviews
In which a plothole is exploited for the sake of comedy. Orochimaru really should've thought twice about using Edo Tensei to bring back to life the man responsible for inventing it in the first place, ne?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Tobirama S., Orochimaru - Complete
Not So Alone After All reviews
Chance reunites a lonely, brooding shinobi seeking to avenge his teammate's murder through fratricide and a flirtatious, carefree owner of a bar in a small town in the middle of nowhere that just keeps reminding Sasuke of what he lost...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,972 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruko U.
Shower Fever reviews
Uni pays a visit to the Neptower during her vacation days, both to play a game with and simply spend some time with Nepgear. This, as things of this nature are wont to, does not go as expected... not that she's complaining about it, of course.
Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Uni/Black Sister, Nepgear/Purple Sister - Complete
Sacrifices reviews
There had been only one way, in the end, to save Gamindustri for real. Alternate Take on the Conquest ending. Warning, this is the complete opposite of fluff.
Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Neptune/Purple Heart, Nepgear/Purple Sister - Complete
The Road Of Life reviews
In which a very bored Hiruzen makes a chronically tardy jounin's life just a little bit better.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Hiruzen S., Kakashi H. - Complete
Stoner reviews
What if Fate discovered the wonders of marijuana before the start of the series? Not meant to make much sense.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま！ - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Fate A. - Complete
Orochiboss reviews
Orochimaru decides to go fetch Sasuke himself, despite his useless arms, because he has the patience of a child. This ends up being, of course, severely counterproductive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete