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Author has written 14 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Constantine, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Doctor Who, and House, M.D.. All right, well I suppose the point of a bio is to tell a little about me, eh? All right then, here we go. I believe I started reading fanfiction when I was, oh, I don't particularly remember the age, 11 or so, 5 years ago, when I first got X Files obsessed. Could have beem before, could have been after. Terrible memory. Never really could write any, though, never got the inspiration, and for a time, didn't bother to read any at all. Then, I began to delve into the wonderful world of Lord of the Rings and Anne Rice, but of course, this was AFTER she turned devil and banned her own fanfictions and began to make Lestat a saint (The next book...). Still, because of this new obsession, I finished all the Vampire Chronicles (and whatever else she's calling them) and Mayfair Witches in record time, and searched online for her fanfics, while reading some LOTR on the side of course. Managed to find some, read, and, well, still never got inspired enough to write my own fanfic until I saw PotC and then Constantine, although the first real thing I ever wrote was, ironically enough, a fanfiction to an R. L. Stine novel. o.O And then, well, then I became the WONDERFUL being ye see before you. Well then, for now, adieu, mes amis. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me hearties yo ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot! Drink up me hearties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up me hearties yo ho! Maraud and embezzle and even high-jack. Drink up me hearties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We kindle anc char, enflame and ignite. Drink up me hearties yo ho! We burn up the city, we're really a fright! Drink up me hearties yo ho! We're rascals, scoundrels, villains and knaves. Drink up me hearties yo ho! Devils and black sheep--Really bad eggs! Drink UP me hearties yo ho! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me. We're beggars and blighters, ne'er do well cads. Drink up me hearties yo ho! Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads. DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO! Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me! "The only rules that matter are these: what a man can do, and what a man can't do." "A demon in Heaven; I would love to be the fly on that wall." "Oh my God, SHAAAAUUUUUUUN!" "Canon must be a damn good lay, if so many people rape it." Got a problem? Want some advice? Like vampires, or specifically, like Anne Rice's "The Vampire Chronicles"? Want to see some hardy Lestat/Louis bickering? Then come join http://www.livejournal.com/community/letterstolnl. Like Dear Abby but with vampires... and better! XD ATTENTION ALL YOU CONSTANTINE FANS! Any of you looking for a message board, mainly for but not limited to Constantine fics? Come to http://daydreamer731.proboards46.com/index.cgi. I guaranteeya, you'll love it, and if not, then what've you lost? A few minutes? | |||||
1. Bananas and India reviewsThe Doctor and Rose visit a banana grove. TenRose fluff.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-4-08 - Complete2. A Storm That Was reviewsDoctorRose. What is there to hide under, what is there to run to or from, when she has broken down his defenses and he can't get up but he can't just lie here either, because being alone with his past is not something he is sure he can bear.Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-23-07 - Complete3. Before We Rest reviews"My stepmother called today." A late night conversation between Cameron and Chase. ChaseCameron. General spoilers through season 4.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-13-07 - A. Cameron & R. Chase - Complete4. Of Discovery and Sacrifice » reviewsPostReunion. In an attempt to rediscover herself, Rose leaves the Doctor, but like all things, this decision is not without a cost.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,643 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-24-07 - Published: 9-1-07 - Complete5. The Day She Couldn't ForgetMost days during the year that never was, Martha is able to keep going: she doesn't think about the way life used to be or the horrors she has witnessed. But some days, focusing on abstract facts doesn't work. Some days, she just has to stop. Spoilers foDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,911 - Published: 9-12-07 - Complete6. A Final Glance reviewsA missing scene from TGitF right before the Doctor crashes through the mirror to save Reinette, in which Rose urges him to go. 10Rose, 10Reinette. Oneshot.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-11-07 - Complete7. The Story of How She Died reviewsNothing lasts forever, not even her and the Doctor. So why does she think she'll remember him forever? Sort of a character study of Rose. PostDoomsday. Oneshot.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-1-07 - Complete8. The Price of Repentance » reviewsPost movie. John teaches a guilty and dutybound Angela how to harness her psychic abilities and handle halfbreeds. At the same time, a halfbreed starts to stalk her. Angela must handle both this halfbreed and her growing feelings for John.Constantine - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,083 - Reviews: 150 - Updated: 3-27-06 - Published: 4-23-059. Dark Chocolate reviewsBased on 2005 movie. Willy Wonka is dying from a terminal illness and tells Charlie.Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-31-0510. The Cove of Secrets » reviewsSequel to "AGoL" 4 years have passed, and Leah and Jack have two kids, John and Claire. When these two are kidnapped, Leah and Jack are swept into the secrets of Jack's past. For you see, some treasures even a pirate should never seek...Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,282 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 6-18-05 - Published: 2-26-0411. Ducks and Kitties reviewsResponse to Challenge. Oneshot. Angela finds out just where John got that rubber duck in his bathtub from and why.Constantine - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-14-05 - Complete12. A Glimmer of Light » reviewsLeah Swann is utterly miserable, despises her life, doesn't have a grand love of pirates, and will go to absolutely any length to save her sister from them follows movie . Jack Sparrow is... Jack Sparrow. Not a match made in heaven, eh? JackOC COMPLETEPirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,959 - Reviews: 267 - Updated: 2-19-04 - Published: 10-11-03 - Complete13. Pirates of the Caribbean: Captain Jill Sparrow » reviewsWhat if Jack Sparrow had a sister, one who was just a bit crazed? And what if she got his ship, outsmarted him at a few too many turns, and was after a certain item he kept quite close to heart? Item, not person! About 2 years after moviePirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,655 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-21-03 - Published: 8-17-0314. And Then They Made Me Their Chief reviewsThis is just my take on whatthe WONDROUS tale Jack must have cooked up to tell the two lobsters at Port Royale. PG just to be safe.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-15-03
