Hello and welcome to my dorky profile junky thing. Just remember God Loves You!

Boy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

boy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

boy: Is this seat empty?
girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: "All women belong in the kitchen!"

Woman: "Oh they do huh? That's exactly why most women live longer than men... The kitchen? It's where the knives are."

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar rush!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the junk people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.H.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you LOVE English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.

And now, a list of my books in order... That are not for FanFic...

1. Ten Dolphins Swimming in the Sea

2. My Wonderful Beach Days

3. A New Kind of Cowgirl

4. Mermaid Waters

5. Clairabelle, Call Me Claira

6. Switched

7. Faith for Isabel

8. The True Tale of Lacy Declan Vaughn

9. The Split Tale of Jamie Lynn Scarlet

10. The Sad but True Tale of Isabella Minnie Vaughn

11. Super Amazingly Dumb

12. The Wonderful Adventures of Jolly and Grumpy

13. The Imaginative Adventures of Kelly Mason

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who always pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

The one who always wonders what she did wrong.

The one who writes to escape.

The one who just wants to help.

The one that really wants to make a difference.

The one that sticks to her values.

The one that refuses to believe that this is it.

The one that will do anything to make an easier tomorrow.

The one who won't give in.

The one who won't give up.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

Well, you can take me down with just one single blow

But you don't know what you don't know

Someday I'll be living in a big old city

And all you're ever gonna be is mean

Someday I'll be big enough so you can't hit me

And all you're ever gonna be is mean

Why you gotta be so mean?

When she was just a girl
She expected the world
But it flew away from her reach
So she ran away in her sleep
Dreamed of para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Para- para- paradise
Every time she closed her eyes

No one compares
You stand alone, to every record I own
Music to my heart that's what you are
A song that goes on and on

I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby
I, I love you like a love song, baby

Seems like there's always someone who disapproves
They'll judge it like they know about me and you
And the verdict comes from those with nothing else to do
The jury's out, my choice is you

So don't you worry your pretty little mind
People throw rocks at things that shine

And life makes love look hard
The stakes are high, the water's rough
But this love is ours

You don't know you're beautiful,
If only you saw what I can see,
You'll understand why I want you so desperately,
Right now I'm looking at you and I can't believe,
You don't know,
Oh oh,
You don't know you're beautiful,
Oh oh,
That's what makes you beautiful

It's as easy as 1-2-1-2-3-4
There's only
ONE thing
TWO do THREE words
FOUR you...
I love you
There's only
ONE way
TWO say

Those THREE words

And that's what I'll do...

I love you

I'm lucky I'm in love with my best friend
Lucky to have been where I have been
Lucky to be coming home again
Ooohh ooooh oooh oooh ooh ooh ooh ooh