TheConsulltingHobbit
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Joined 10-03-12, id: 4288757, Profile Updated: 11-01-15
Author has written 5 stories for CSI, Elementary, and Sherlock.

;;Maybe it's not about the happy ending.
Maybe it's about the story;;

You can call me TJ.
Genderfluid gay kid who is completely Martin Freeman/The Hobbit/ Sherlock trash. Also if your so inclined check out TJ's other social networking sites for more gay ships, bands and gayness

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Also I'd like to mention I take requests for ficlets, or any type of story. Below is a list of fandoms I know well. But just because the list doesn't have the fandom you would like me to write, doesn't mean I won't write it :) PM me for further details.

Sherlock:

Johnlock Mystrade Sherstrade Johncroft Mylock Johnstrade Johnary

The Hobbit:

Bagginshield FiKi Durincest Bilbo/anyone
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Freak Weirdo Creep by keepcalm reviews
Who would ever need a freak like me? Boarding school AU. Teenlock. Johnlock. Mini case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,117 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 5/30/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Johnlock: Jealousy Reveals All by eviefaith reviews
Basically, Sherlock and John haven't had a case for a couple weeks, John is starting to fall for Sherlock but is in denial, you could say. But after a trip to the 'supermarket' Sherlock just can't hide his jealousy as he has done in the past... (But oh no, Mrs Hudson!) How will things turn out between them?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,844 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mrs. Hudson
The Apology by wendymarlowe reviews
companion scene for "Dear John." Sherlock shows up at 221B, as requested, ready to either apologize or beg. (Will make more sense if you've read "Dear John" first.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Dear John by wendymarlowe reviews
With Sherlock dead, John eventually (under duress) makes a profile on an online dating site. And falls into a long-distance relationship with an enigmatic partner who reminds him of Sherlock in all the right ways. (Hint: it turns out to be Sherlock.) Updated in real time!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 24,640 - Reviews: 1049 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 11/20/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Accidental Daddy by SalconeDestrivina reviews
four years after his fall Sherlock receives a visit from Mycroft with a set of twins in tow...that look like him. How will these children change his life and will it be for the better? And what happens when an old enemy sets their eye on his offspring? Rated 'm' for chapters concerning blood gore and johnlock read and review please!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 95,664 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 9/10/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Of course I love you by ThisBookBelongsTo reviews
Sherlock hadn't realised just how much his 'death' was affecting Mycroft. 26 chronological Holmescest drabbles. Rating subject to change. Happy ending, I promise!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/27/2014 - Published: 9/10/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Dreamlock by Shreiking Beauty reviews
I've had this idea for a few different fandoms, but Johnlock won the draw! Sherlock dreams of a different world where he and John are a couple. Things in the real world go sour while he prefers to spend his time in the fantasy. Happy Ending, Johnlock, maybe hints of Mystrade. REVIEW pleeeeeeeez.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,208 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 4/27/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Exceptional by SweeneyOCD98 reviews
AU. Sherlock is a psychic, forced to stay in his room at a facility. John is his psychiatrist. Romance blossoms. COMPLETE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/29/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., DI Lestrade, Victor T. - Complete
Boys in Dresses by itsravensfault reviews
Sherlock gets beaten up one day while he was shopping and John takes action.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlocks Proposal by ShotaBoyAlex reviews
After years of working together Sherlock can't handle keeping his feelings a secret anymore. He hopes that tonight will go well and he will get the answer he wishes for.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Scales and Skin by TheMadKatter13 reviews
John never thought he'd present at all. The few times he'd put thought to it, he'd never thought he'd present omega. And if he'd put any more thought into it past that, he wouldn't have imagined sharing his first heat with a mermaid. Er, merman. Potterlock, merman!Sherlock / omega!John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,616 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Welcome Home by TheMadKatter13 reviews
[The Tumblr Faultline 13] letalkingmime said: 44. puppy love and 49. coming home with John and Sherlock :3 Domlock/Puppyplay, Dom!Sherlock / sub!John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Seven Times In Baker Street by TennantsLittleKitten reviews
Prompt fill: "Sherlock and Molly tried to be quiet while shagging in Molly's childhood room, but they failed spectacularly. All of Molly's female relatives look at her with envy now. "Seven Times in Baker Street" was true, after all." Rated M people, read at your own risk. ;)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Vain Head and Double Heart by HerHighness reviews
John Watson has a problem: he hasn't met his soul mate. Moreover, his TiMER hasn't even activated yet. Somehow he still finds himself falling deeply in love with his nutter of a flat mate. Meanwhile, the emotionally oblivious Sherlock investigates a case. TiMER universe ("If a clock could count down to the moment...") and soul mate AU. Also, a bit of a case fic. T for language.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,003 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 3/9/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Omegle Roleplays- Sherlock by foreverwholock reviews
Each chapter is a new story. The fics are based on my omegle rp chats using different prompts. Before each story is a small summary. Rated M for smut and all of the stories contain it. Some Johnlock, Irene/Sherlock, ect. Don't like don't read. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,505 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., J. Moriarty, Irene A.
Love comes slowly at Baker Street - 30 Day OTP Challenge by catcraful reviews
The classic 30 Day OTP challenge, Johnlock Edition. John and Sherlock both knew they loved each other from the very first moment but it takes time for both to realize. Rated M for upcoming smut. Cover photo taken by myself. Jupp, that's in front of Bart's. Jupp, that's an otter on the exact spot where Sherlock's head lay... you know when. *sniff*
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,606 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.]
Can You Feel the Gay Tonight? by livvykitty reviews
In which The Lion King is parodied, Mycroft sings, Sherlock is mildly confused, and Greg goes along with it. Also known as "The Time John Made a Deal With a Fanfiction Author." Just some Johnlock cracky fluff. Maybe a bit of Mysrade if you tilt your head and squint while using a Pig Latin translator.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Freak by True Courage reviews
John knew he was freak. Everyone who came into contact with him knew he was a freak. Most knew what their secondary gender was by the time they were at least eighteen, 13 the earliest. Not John. He never presented.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/28/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Oh! by Shreiking Beauty reviews
Johnlock. People see it. They say "oh". Kinda dumb but whatevs
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
When You Were Young by superFREAKINwholock reviews
When John's life collides with a boy named Sherlock Holmes, he didn't know what fate had in store for them. From breaking the law to 'coincidental' hospital trips, his life wasn't what you would call normal. John never knew what hit him on that fateful day when he was young. Slash. Teen!Lock. Smut later on. Feels, that sort of thing. Swearing rarely.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/18/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Harry W., J. Moriarty
Sherlock: Pancakes by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
John's making pancakes. Sherlock doesn't know why.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Unsent by castielsweetness reviews
Sherlock and John tend to write texts without ever sending them, and when a message Sherlock never means to send somehow ends up on John's phone, John sees his love has always been returned. "If I were ever capable of emotions like deep affection, passion, or even desire, I don't think it'd go too far to tell you that you are, and the only one I will ever be in love with. "Post!TEH
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,654 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 3/5/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
The Plan by the cold-blooded one reviews
Inspired by a fanfiction story I read, in fact I became aware of just how unhappy I am with John marrying Mary. So here it is a little fluffy Johnlock Oneshot. Rated T because I am paranoid :D
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Mary M. - Complete
Sherlock Finds a New Addiction by wendymarlowe reviews
John comes home to find Sherlock dangerously bored - contemplating-cocaine-again bored. He manages to get Sherlock to re-focus his attention, this time on John. Sherlock discovers he likes getting to "deduce" what John wants. And when he deduces that John really, really wants to get off, then, well, who is he to say no?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 3/3/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
A Little Push by whitchry9 reviews
In which 221B is a sentient being, and she really thinks Sherlock and John should just get together already. So she gives them a little push in the right direction. Written for a prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/6/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] OC - Complete
Turning of the Tide by wanderingtardisonbakerstreet reviews
Nothing compares to the quick-witted, curly haired detective with the pale skin and piercing eyes. There is no one else for John Watson. There is only Sherlock Holmes. — A multi-chapter fic following the progression of the boys' relationship from friends to lovers. Eventual Johnlock. Virgin!Sherlock. Rated M for smut in later chapters.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,108 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
I Don't Mind by Dragonsong5 reviews
John's stag night came with more surprises than he expected. Tension was building up between him and Sherlock until neither of them could resist anymore.. (Contains John/Sherlock slash) (Rated M for clear reasons)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 1/22/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.]
Improbable, Not Impossible by Citation-2 reviews
While John tries to come to terms with his feelings for Sherlock, an apparently "boring" murder investigation and his flatmate's strange behaviour lead him to a stunning discovery. SHERLOCK/JOHN SLASH!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/3/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock Has No Gag Reflex (and John can't get over it) by wendymarlowe reviews
John learns that Sherlock has no gag reflex. At all. He tries desperately to ignore the train of thought this revelation leads to, but Sherlock deduces well enough for the both of them. And doesn't mind practical demonstrations. (Warning for a particularly gross crime scene and John vomiting. And Sherlock NOT vomiting, as it so happens.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock, Unavoidably Aroused by wendymarlowe reviews
Sherlock comes to John for advice: how do you make infatuation for your flatmate go away? John suggests they see whether Sherlock can work it out of his system. Mostly by shagging each other all over the flat. "Not gay" John has a few secrets in his not-gay past, though, which work out to be an advantage . . .
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 2/23/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
I shave for Sherlock Holmes by Momoiiee reviews
Sherlock x John Their first time alone since Sherlock's return...wonder what they get up to x (please let me know what you think, thank you) x (Johnlock)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Defining Terms by thewaitwasworthitlove reviews
Definitions don't illuminate. They don't broaden understanding. They confine. They restrict. They're boring. I hate boring.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,626 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., Mary M. - Complete
Westwood University by bethanyyerinn reviews
University AU. Teenlock/Unilock. Sherlock and John meet by becoming roommates during their first year at university. Fun fluffiness and adventures and drama and smut and evil plots and good stuff like that. Ships: Johnlock, some Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 92,842 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 6/13/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Omegaverse by DannyPhantomOfTheAvatar reviews
John can't be trusted alone with an omega, that's just how it is. He begins to think... with an abandon of rationality.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,213 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/23/2014 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock's Lullaby by Dragonsong5 reviews
Sherlock hasn't been to sleep in 3 days and John's getting worried for his boyfriend. His solution? Get him into bed and pet him like a kitten until he's asleep. [Just some pointless, feel-good Johnlock fluff for late-night readings]
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Bees and Otters by Simply.Scarfy reviews
John thinks he's the only one with unvoiced feelings.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
The Runaway Groom by Ritsuka Shin reviews
Greg is madly in love with Mycroft and vice versa. Unfortunately Fate won't be so kind to them and they shall be seperates by a marriage they wished would never happen. Greg has to do the most absurd thing to regain Mycroft, interrupt the wedding.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2014 - [DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.] [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Catch Me If I Fall by phoenixreal reviews
AU: Established Johnlock. Shortly after Sherlock starts helping at the Yard, an accident traps him and Anderson together and Sherlock's badly concussed, meaning Anderson has to keep him talking. He finds out that the freak is human after all, and that the man who saved him will do so yet again. Implied past non-con, drug use, suicide attempt, nothing explicit. Oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/7/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Anderson, DI Lestrade - Complete
Moth by johnsarmylady reviews
A tale of a relationship, of love lost and found. John and Sherlock in a nutshell. Rated M because I'm paranoid.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Complaints by BluStrawberri reviews
The five times Sherlock complained (and the one time he didn't). Johnlock JohnxSherlock M for a reason!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,497 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Sherlock: Midnight by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
It's late, and Hamish Watson-Holmes can't sleep. He decides to sneak into his fathers' room, but stops when he hears soft music coming from the living room. There, smiling softly, are his dads dancing together.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Coming Out by RainyDays-and-DayDreams reviews
Sherlock and John navigate the media frenzy that surrounds them after they release the news of their relationship to the world. Johnlock, if it wasn't obvious.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/2/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Home by ArthurDent2 reviews
{AU where John and Sherlock meet earlier, and John is in Afghanistan. Established relationship.} Sherlock misses John terribly, but of course does not show it. The Yard, upon finding out that Sherlock has a 'boyfriend' abroad, does not believe him, not that he cares.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,987 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade - Complete
Sherlock, Broken by wendymarlowe reviews
John recognizes the signs - Sherlock goes from flirting to panic attack. Once John gets them home, Sherlock apologizes for how his past experience with rape has left him unable to provide the kind of relationship John obviously wants. Lots of delicious tension and angst lead John to propose an experiment: Sherlock can tie him up and explore his body any way he wants.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/30/2014 - Published: 1/27/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
To Be Loved by SithsWitch reviews
Everyone always assumed that John Watson had a perfect history. That is, until a certain detective decides to investigate. Johnlock, minor slash. Fluff! Takes place before The Reichenbach Fall. Please R&R;!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Like Coming Home by NokomisKrys reviews
John has known Sherlock since they were five and zero, fifteen and three, twenty-two and seventeen, and John knows he wants to spend the rest of his life with the other boy. (Not including wedding rings, of course, because John Watson is not gay.)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/25/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] Harry W., J. Moriarty - Complete
A Good, Healthy Dose of Brain Bleach by RainyDays-and-DayDreams reviews
Sherlock walks in on Mycroft and Lestrade. Sherlock is mentally scarred. John is there to help. Johnlock, hints of Mystrade, T for romance-y stuff.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] - Complete
Sherlock Afoot by wendymarlowe reviews
John steps on a hedgehog. Sherlock has no personal boundaries. They both fall in a river. Sherlock tries his hand at doctoring. And they both indulge in a thorough appreciation of John's feet.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/20/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Stag Party Confessions by JustBeAQueen reviews
John's stag party ends a bit different than he would have imagined, and he's not sure if it's the worst possible way or the best possible way. Spoilers for Series 3, not exactly Series 3 compliant. Could be considered gap-filler or AU. Song-fic. Continue reading for explanations about confusing notes.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/15/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Sherlock Gets Dirty by wendymarlowe reviews
Sherlock believes profanity is the refuge of a lesser mind. John tries to prove that profanity and precision both have their place. John talking dirty can get *anyone* going, even a "married to his work" detective . . . and then Sherlock returns the favor. (He's not very good at it.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
The Returning Soldier and the Consulting Detective by phoenixreal reviews
AU: John and Sherlock are engaged before he goes to the Middle East. Mycroft comes by a crime scene and brings Sherlock a surprise. I rated it pretty low because there's a little cussing and that's it.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 140 - Published: 1/11/2014 - [Sherlock H., John W.] DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
The Experiment That Changed Everything by wendymarlowe reviews
John walks in after work to find Sherlock in a rather compromising position. And Sherlock needs his help - for an "experiment." Right. Luckily, John swears he's not gay . . . (M for content and language.)
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,072 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Fucking Bored by macaronisofa reviews
Michael goes to the Vanilla Unicorn, and Trevor is fucking bored! Rated M for yaoi, language, etc.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Trevor P., Michael D. - Complete
The Dark Dimension by bethanyyerinn reviews
John is having an ordinary day when he gets kidnapped by slavers and taken to a world where humans are scum and monsters rule with an iron fist. Then he gets sold to the Holmes family and begins to work for Sherlock, a vampire with a reputation for killing his servants. Johnlock (and very light Mystrade). Teenlock. Vampire!Sherlock. Dark Dimension AU. Trigger warnings within.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,741 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 9/24/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Infamous by TheAllonsyGirl reviews
The team investigate a Dahmer copycat in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and a cover-action turns into something more for Hotch and Spencer. SLASH WARNING if you don't read slash, turn back now.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,537 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 5/2/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid, UNSUB - Complete
Benedict's Secret by KillerSockz reviews
RPF (sortof). Benedict Cumberbatch is addicted to Johnlock in a very bad way.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Demons by TheAllonsyGirl reviews
Spencer Reid had done many interrogations, and this one was to be just another run of the mill interview. He was wrong; evil has no limits, and demons don't just hide under the bed anymore... WARNING CONTAINS SENSITIVE AND POTENTIALLY TRIGGERING MATERIAL GRAPHIC NC-17 SCENES OF SEXUAL ASSAULT
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/29/2013 - A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid, UNSUB
The DI of Baskerville by bethanyyerinn reviews
Mystrade. Greg Lestrade gets an interesting text that leads him to an abandoned warehouse, meeting none other than Mycroft Holmes, who has a job for him. Mostly fluffy. One-shot (for now).
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,749 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/28/2013 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] Anthea - Complete
You Promised by TheAllonsyGirl reviews
Hi guys if you enjoyed this story please vote for it for Best One Shot in the Profiler's Choice AwardsI really want to win :D also vote for my other story Infamous for Best Hotch/Reid please :) love to you all! /topic/141001/100173544/Here-are-the-Rules-and-the -Ballot-for-the-last-round-of-the-Awards
Criminal Minds - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2013 - D. Rossi, Erin S. - Complete
As You Were by Lolly4Holly reviews
Nick returns to Las Vegas, only to discover that his past love is very involved with someone else. Will they be able to pick up where they left off, or is the hole that he left behind permanently filled? Nick/Greg slash. M-preg. COMPLETE. Sequel 'As Much as Things Change.' COMPLETE.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 164,857 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Glass by wanderingtardisonbakerstreet reviews
Sherlock gently nudged at John's face, their noses bumping together, and the doctor realized that he was the only one privileged enough to look into those opaline eyes and see all that trust and emotion shining back. This was Sherlock Holmes allowing someone to see him. Johnlock. Virgin!Sherlock. Oneshot. Rated M for smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/30/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Sherlock's Experiment by bethanyyerinn reviews
John comes home to find Sherlock's most horrifying experiment yet. Johnlock. Spoilers through the end of season two.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/8/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
You, me and Irene by FrancescaBoscorelli reviews
AU in which Joan and Sherlock are together as a couple when the events of episode 23 took place. Joan feels conflicted about Irene's presence in Sherlock's life, but she's willing to accept her because of him. I suck at summaries! Read and Review. Part of the "Moments" series.
Elementary - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,840 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Joan W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Two Left Feet by ImagineThis22 reviews
Sherlock/Joan. Waltzing and a light layer of romance.
Elementary - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Sherlock H., Joan W. - Complete
The Light by Vahkhiin reviews
He wakes to the sensation of her face pressed into his back. It is the nicest feeling he has ever felt in a really long time. He doesn't leave her bed like he normally does. This time he deduces her because finally, he thinks that he might just love her. (Sherlock H. /Joan W.)
Elementary - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/14/2013 - Sherlock H., Joan W. - Complete
Sleep Talking by bethanyyerinn reviews
Johnlock. Just a sweet, light-hearted one involving John accidentally saying Sherlock's name in his sleep.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/18/2013 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Arguments, decisions and unexpected visitors by FrancescaBoscorelli reviews
Contains spoilers of 1x19 "Snow Angels". AU in which Sherlock and Joan are together while Ms Hudson showed up, the snow blizzard happend and last night events took place. I suck at summaries. R/R
Elementary - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Joan W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Drunk by ImagineThis22 reviews
Joan remained on the stairs, still in shock by what had just happened. She felt the corners of her lips curl up into a smile as she replayed the scene. It was a real smile; something she hadn't been able to do since the accident. HINTS OF JOANLOCK ROMANCE ;D
Elementary - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Joan W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Birds on Your Shoulder by DearSweetPapercut reviews
"Greg's sperm..." Sara said plainly. "I'm not having a Hodges baby inside me for 9 months..."
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,774 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012
Declaring Rights by Assassination reviews
A man in the corner caught his attention, a man with such gorgeous eyes. And whether he knew it or not, Ezio already decided that he was his.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Ezio A., Altaïr - Complete
Worth It by JezebelGoldstone reviews
John recieves a minor injury during a case, and Sherlock's reaction makes John wonder if Sherlock is the best friend he's ever had. Or, possibly, the worst. Johnlock. Fluff/Romance/Hurt/Comfort. Here there be cuddles and tea and the Dread Pirate Roberts.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/17/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Synchronicity by TheAllonsyGirl reviews
One shot Drabble fic, Greg and Nick have been getting close, real close.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Surrounded by JezebelGoldstone reviews
John doesn't figure out why Sherlock's height bothers him until they've been kissing every now and again for two weeks. Turns out there's a delightful way to take care of the problem. Johnlock. Fluffy almost-PWP.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,305 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The First Date by bethanyyerinn reviews
A Johnlock. Sherlock has been "dead" for about a year and a half and John is having a hard time accepting it, trying to wrestle with his possible feelings for him. Sherlock finally comes home and the reunion is more intimate than either expected.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,080 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012 - [Sherlock H., John W.] - Complete
Voice Like Thunder by JezebelGoldstone reviews
It's thundering over 221B, and John wonders why he's never seen Sherlock during a storm before. But shouldn't John be the one who doesn't like the sound of thunder? Johnlock. Fluff. For the johnlockchallenges on tumblr September prompt.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,165 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/24/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Apodyopsis by Quinn Anderson reviews
Apodyopsis: Noun. The act of mentally undressing someone. Johnlock smut. Sequel to "Gymnophoria" but can be read as a stand alone.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Nuotare by Hawkear of WindClan reviews
Anyone notice how you lose synchronization with Altair if you end up in water? YAOI/MATURE/SLASH - EzioxAltair Ezio finds out his mentor cannot swim, and he decides to have some fun with this. Written in honor of the reveal of AC: Revelations today.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A. - Complete
A Drunken Escapade! by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
Sherlock gets tipsy and makes a move on Watson. Watson likes it. : Just some more slash for you all to enjoy until I get to writing my second chapter for the other fic I did. M for sexual content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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The Life Of The Holmes Brothers reviews
Sherlock makes the mistake of hurting John without even knowing it. Mycroft has enough of it and decided to intervene. With the help of the Lestrade twins, can Sherlock and John make it out together or will it all end in flames?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 2/20/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade]
The Not So Final Goodbye
Sherlock knows its time. Time to say goodbye. His final goodbye to the one he loves but doesnt love him. Or so he thought. Warning ( Attempting Suicide )
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,086 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 3/17/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.] Mary M.
My Dearest Watson reviews
A phone call from Sherlocks father makes him realise his feelings for his companion may cross a line. A line that he may want to cross... The question is, Does Ms. Watson feel the same? Read to find out. JOANLOCK
Elementary - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sherlock H., Joan W.
Their Happy-Ending reviews
Finn and DB one shot. Finn finally gets the courage to speak to the bossman about their past Read to find out more.Had this requested in a review in my other fic "IPod Shuffle: Taylor Swift Style" so I thought I'd do it :) for bexyboo. Hope you and everyone else enjoy this little fic
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2012 - D. B. Russell, Finn - Complete
IPod Shuffle: Taylor Swift Style reviews
A series of song fics with songs all done by Taylor Swift. Most characters from the show are included. Will NOT be focused on one couple! Read to find out more
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 10/12/2012