An irreverent but in-character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they really think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories. Gloriously AU since HBP.

The last unmentionable to be struck down by Darcy's katana.

[CONTAINS SPOILERS] Following the events from the ending of the 2016 movie, our heroes must face the swarm of zombies that have interrupted their wedding. A short story of Mr. and Mrs. Darcy's wedding night.

Kirk has been awake for ninety-six hours. He's pushed past his limits and is about to collapse from exhaustion. They saved Earth, they destroyed the Narada. Now they just have to make it home. A friendship fic.

Michael and Nikita together again as they try to keep a black box from falling into the hands of mercenaries. But it all goes very, very wrong. Spoilers through season one.

What if Katniss won the 71st Hunger Games? Three years later, it's time for the reaping and Effie Trinket chooses a person she never wanted to see in the Games. What will she do to make sure he gets home alive?

Ariadne has tried to forget the pure creation of the dream world and content herself with her studies, but once you've been involved in something as singular as an inception, you become a commodity. One that some people wouldn't mind killing for.

An expanded option to the Mockingjay epilogue that takes Katniss across Panem to get Peeta back home.

Adrian finds a subject for his art, she really wishes he hadn't, it'll only make things worse between them. Post-Bloodlines. AdrianXSydney.

Or: Three times Michael saves Nikita / There are three things Nikita knows with unquestionable certainty. Michael/Nikita. Oneshot.

Will Nikita and Michael and their team of unlikely allies be able take down Division? This is the sequel to my previous fic Release and it is the last in the trilogy which began with the fic Close.

The 9 most important moments in the Hunger Games for Peeta Mellark, all told from his point of view. From his first time meeting Katniss to the moment he realizes she had been pretending all along. **Sequel is up! Thirteen Reasons Why

He is worth living for, as he thinks she is, but there is also what they're both willing to die for. Nikita/Michael

Half a year after their successful inception, Ariadne receives an offer of another job with the team, and just like the last time, she has no idea what she's getting into.

Things will be different, she told him. She is wrong. Nikita/Michael

Missing scene where Alex finds out about Nikita and Micheal being together. Oneshot Not a romantic Malex fic

Jim Kirk is a planet unto himself, orbited by the debris of countless lives. Anthology. Language warning.

A receptacle for all of the Inception bits I write that are too short to make proper stories out of. Contains/will contain: romance, drama, crack, and lots of humor! Main pairing: Arthur/Eames

Peeta Mellark is ninety-six years old and the most beloved person in the Coal Estate, which was once – a long time ago, now – known as District 12.

A one-shot about how something Haymitch admits to Katniss affects her and Peeta at the end of Mockingjay. This is how I think Mockingjay should have ended. MAJOR MOCKINGJAY SPOILERS!

Pascal's angry because Flynn locked him out of his and Rapunzel's bedroom. Rated T because nothing's explicit, but there's a heckuva lot implied.

"He smells like cigarettes and tastes like wine, and she realizes that's all she really wants." Ariadne/Arthur, A/A. Inception one-shot. Rated T for adult situations.

It's a game, between the two of them. Who can annoy each other more, who can get under the other's skin first. Who'll break first. At the end of this story, Arthur backs Eames into a bathroom wall and kisses him, hard. Arthur/Eames.

Nobody courts like Arthur courts.

Inception kink prompt on Livejournal: "I don't want to end up like her." Arthur/Ariadne

The Fischer job wasn't the first time that Arthur had met Ariadne. ArthurxAriadne, oneshot

It's all in the details... This fic tells the story of Arthur and Eames's relationship through their interactions with Cobb's children, mainly Philippa. A/E Cobb/Mal Philippa/OMC

Prompt from Livejournal: "You're shaking like a leaf" Arthur/Ariadne

"I've always wanted to see Paris in late spring." 2 weeks after the job Ariadne is back in Paris, but she's not the only one. Post-film! AriadnexArthur

Ariadne always loved Wednesdays. Arthur/Ariadne

"The trouble with mentors is that they are human. They do not always make the best examples." An exploration of how deep love runs. Is the fate of Cobb and Mal the only fate of lovers in constructed dreams? An Arthur/Ariadne love story.

Madge/Gale. Set about three to four years after Catching Fire. In District 13 Above. Told from Gale's POV. Mild Katniss/Peeta and Rory/Prim.

Dastan knows what happens to boys who catch the eye of a noble.

Grown up, but hardly moved on, Lyra attends a standard function where everything changes. By the bench in Oxford, Lyra knows she's finished sacrificing herself. LyraWill.

Post-Rebellion. Katniss needs a break from the underground metropolis of D13. Peeta's plotting something. Madge provides an unlikely solution. Poor Gale's along for the ride. K/P and M/G - Rated T for fanservice! Severely AU.

When your social machine has broken down, it may be time for a little lubrication. A Pete's Universe one shot.

James T. Kirk and Spock have proved many times that they don't have to share genetics to be brothers. Written as a response to a post on the Star Trek XI Kink Meme. Kirk/Bones, Spock/Uhura mentioned.

Set after Devil's Trap. Who says a hunter can't find love while on a series of hunts? Dean and Sam are still on the hunt, but meet two female hunters that want to finish their jobs. DeanOC, SamOC. Will they find love or will the brothers be alone forever?

“This is how it starts. Without the cleansing scapegoat of alcohol, pain, loss, triumph. There is just Uhura and Kirk and angry whispers inside his cabin.” Kirk/Uhura

Sometimes when they catch you, you're not the only one that loses.

Piper's struggle to balance her normal and magical lives continues, but when Chris comes in to a new power, it sparks a series of events that force her to address the fear and resentment she puts so much effort into keeping buried. Completed.

Uhura sees it before even Spock does. Body language is still a language, and she hasn’t yet met a language she couldn’t conquer. //oneshot// //KirkSpock//

Five times Leonard McCoy said the phrase "I can fix that", one time he wishes he could, and one time he doesn't need to say it at all.

Contains Catching Fire spoilers. Takes place after my Beauty Out of Pain one-shot. 3.07.10, Reposted with revisions and about five hundred more words of text.

May 12, 2013: As the world starts to collapse around her, Adelle DeWitt tries to hang on to what she can of the Dollhouse. Set four years after "Omega", with flashbacks. Spoilers for "Epitaph One". COMPLETE - sequel coming soon!

You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.

Topher Brink's ideas destroyed the world. They also destroyed Topher Brink. *Major Spoilers for Epitaph One*

Cultural miscommunications are annoying for everyone, but they’re almost always painful for Jim Kirk. AKA, Five times aliens mistook Kirk for someone or something else, and one time they didn’t.

Back on Pete's World Rose and the Doctor try to figure out where they've been in order to discover where they're going.

Sequel to Complementary Angles. What happens after stopping Magneto?

She had all of eternity to be happy. If only the afterlife wasn't so boring...

So what now? Life goes on in the alternate universe. Yes, it's yet another 'Journey's End' follow up. Will be moved up to an M rating later.

For everyone who was as disappointed as I was with X3, this is my take on what an x3 could have been. Scott/Jean, but Logan's not a jerk.

AU, Post New Moon. Three years after their departure from Forks, Bella turns up as one of Carlisle's intensive care patients with no family to claim her when she recovers. Will Bella tell Edward the truth of her recent past, or try to spare him the pain?

What can save the Doctor, when he doesn't want to be saved? An AU, Post-Doomsday Reunion fic, from Jack's point of view. - Written for challenge 1.07 at doctor rose las on livejournal.

10 Things Ianto Jones Learnt After Meeting Rose Tyler. Set Pre Fragments so everyone's alive. Set Post Doomsday, Pre Season 4 for Doctor Who.

Post-Reunion, getting back to the way things used to be isn't as easy as the Doctor and Rose first thought. Fluff, doesn't follow on from Journey's End.

Tonks really has no idea the journey she will undertake when she first joins the Order of the Phoenix, but as Voldemort and his followers grow stronger, other things begin to happen as well. NTRL

The rift between worlds is opening, and Rose and the Doctor will do everything in their power to keep it closed. Reunionfic. Torchwood xover.

Sam and Dean get instructions from their father to follow up on the mysterious deaths of Yale students, all of which seem to be a member of the Life and Death Brigade. Supernatural Gilmore Girls Crossover.

While Peter is off to Texas to save the cheerleader, Nathan's thoughts dwell on a certain painting as he goes from exasperation to worry to fury and back again. Set during "Homecoming".

The Doctor crashes into the Titanic in time to find the whole ship under a Mummy’s curse, and a waitress with a message about Rose. My version of Voyage of the Damned. TenRose.

The Crossroads Demon has taken his brother. How far will Sam Winchester go to get him back?

Remus is nervous. Tonks decides to do something about it.Post HBP. Originally written for the rtchallange on LJ.

Remus claims that his lovelife has always been a disaster. He’s had vases thrown at him, made girls cry in public and done very reckless things in broom cupboards. Mostly Marauders, RLNT eventually.

DH Spoilers......A brief, more indepth look at the scene where Lupin is waiting for Tonks to arrive from the ambush outside Number four, Privet Drive.

[sequel to That Thing You Do] Lupin's feeling sick, and he's getting his revenge... RLNT, oneshot

Tonks is pregnant and Remus is a huffer. The combination sparks a strange middle of the night conversation. RLNT, oneshot.

ONE SHOT. No matter what, he will always tease her. Remus Lupin Nymphadora Tonks

Her legs felt like tree trunks. Her toes were gnarled roots, not meant for walking, not meant for carrying her somewhere where things would end rather than begin. My take on one of the final scenes of DH, written pre release. RLNT one shot.

After the first season finale, Nathan finds himself in the Five Years Goneverse.

Jean sizes up a new rival.

RemusTonks. T'was the night before Remus Lupin's birthday and all through the house, not a creature was stirring... Largely because all of the women were at Hermione's hen's night. And it looked set to be a memorable evening.

The way I see Morelli and Steph. Cupcake. Definitely not a oneshot after all...

After leaving the house behind them, Kate and Sawyer must deal with numerous obstacles, including each other, in their attempt to reach a safe haven. Sequel to In Hiding.

They were trying to start over, while she was just watching her life fall apart in an agonizing, neverending process. Post S2.

EPILOGUE ADDED What happens when the boys are stranded and one of them becomes violently ill?

Sam and Dean are dead. Except they're kind of not.

Dean gets an idea of how to get a motel room without looking like two brothers on the run. Set immediately after Nightshift, but no spoilers. Now with a second chapter by request.

There are times when we all feel alone and outnumbered, it is in these moments that we must hold fast to the idea that someone out there is watching over us. Tag on for Nightshifter

Dean awakens to find himself involved in a dangerous psycho's game.

Missing scene to In My Time Of Dying with a humurous twist. Where did Sam buy that 'Mystical Talking Board' from?

Sam and Dean are back to normal, but Sam's hiding something and Dean knows it. With a small Sprite's life in danger and powers of a nature no man can explain, the boys are definately in for the ride of a life time... After the vacation that is!

After the war, Remus and Tonks face an unexpected change in their realtionship.

Let's let one be the other and the other be the one... Sam and Dean are in for a lesson in family, life and out looks in general when their minds are switched. How will they switch back and will Dean ever let his new found height go?

Voldemort has Tonks marked for dead. Can Remus battle his own daemons and find a way to save the one person he's slowly realizing he cares for more than life itself? Written post HBP. Extended summary inside. Fully revised!

Previously known as Untitled... Dean and Sam investigate the Jersey Devil, but find something more... a nerd. She ends up traveling with the Winchesters, and soon becomes more than just a hunting partner to Dean. Yes, Dean. Just read.

“Imperius…Werewolves…You Know Who…” The last words of a dying man force Remus Lupin into a dangerous investigation at the infamous Feral Institute. Sequel to Oblivious although prereading isn’t vital.

Tag to Wendigo, because i loved that Episode and Dean was more hurt than he let on.So read on for some Dean whumping and brother banter.Oh, and some Sammy angst for those that love it!

Takes place post season 1 finale. Dean is having a crisis of faith and Sam has to find a way to help him deal with it. Because nothing is ever easy, there's something else going on that Dean can't explain even to himself.

When her old pal Rory calls in a favour, Tonks searches for a missing girl with the help of her new love Remus and his "dog" Snuffles. [Sequel to Once in a Blue Moon]

“Sammy, I think I totaled the Impala,” came Dean’s voice across the cell lines.

Lupin, Tonks, Black. Nymphadora Tonks and Remus Lupin learn to work together despite the fact they are each a thorn in the other's side. Another take on Book 5. Minor edits.

Post X2, Rogue and Bobby work through thier relationship as Rogue discovers new powers, Bobby deals with not always being a hero, and John comes back to hurt his old friends. Please Read and Review!

CHAPTER 16! AND THE EPILOGUE! It's all over now... please, someone, give me a hug!

[FINISHED] Five years after they've broken up, Michael and Mia continue to stay single. Grandmere starts a romance reality TV show on Mia's behalf and Lilly signs Michael up for the same show. Will sparks fly...again?

Snape witnesses the attraction between Remus and Tonks, and when she is the object of the Potionsmaster's scorn, the old hostilities between the Marauders and Snivellus rear their ugly heads.

A six year old Wyatt manages to convince Chris that the reason Piper calls him Peanut is because he actually is a Peanut. And Chris believes him. Completely brotherly fluff. Oneshot.

a little RLNT piece I wrote ages ago, never posted well, til now. Remus's POV and Tonks in a little black dress.

[Rating due to cursing] The title tells it all. Set after Faith. Sam and Dean talk.

The little black dress was his downfall. RLNT

Wyatt reflects on the events after Chris Crossed and decides to do something about it. Finished as of 1.23.06

Post Faith ficlet Some things are only a temporary fix.

No father should have to bury their child. And no brother should have to say goodbye to their knight in shining armour but sometimes faith just isn’t enough

AU piece pulled from the episode Faith. The premise behind this piece lies in the following: There is no healer to cure Dean. As such, Sam and Dean grapple with the present together and possible future apart.

Remus' Livejournal. Will Remus and Tonks finally find somewhere to be alone, will Remus get a clue and will Bill get his hair cut? RemusTonks. Oneshot, for now.

Tonks is rich in family and friends, but the wages of a new Auror keep her short of funds. A side job brings something into her life money can't buy: Remus.

AU. RLNT. She's an excitable fifth year with bright pink hair and outfits to match. He's a mild sixth year with dark chocolate and a secret to match. What happens when they end up living together one fine summer? And what does Sirius have to do with it?

Tonks has a fight with herself after the outburst in the hospital wing. Lupin does the same. Please R&R;! NTRL! ALL 4 CHAPTERS COMPLETE!

There are times when words just aren't necessary. Especially if the moon is full... RLNT

Summary: The War is over, but Remus finds himself fighting a new battle of body and heart. RLNT Oneshot

Tonks seduces Hogwarts' new DADA professor. Of course, it helps that she's already married to him. Sequel to Someone Like Me. Oneshot. RLNT

Our favorite Auror tries to figure out why Remus is acting so strangely during a date. Chaos and fluff ensue. RLNT

Well, I figured I should add my take on RLNT. future HBP spoilers.

Remus and Tonks have finally decided to tie the knot. But, what will her parents think? Don't worry, they'll love you! ... right?

Hermione Granger travels back in time and meets up with the Marauders. She finds out that changing the past can have unexpected consequences for the future. HGRL COMPLETE

Ron's stubborn to realize he loves Hermione. She's stubborn to admit it.Will Ron lose her forever? Maybe. RHr fluff with much HG. This is my first so go easy. I will do my best to entertain! If you like fluff, you'll enjoy this. Please read and review!

Can James Potter, Marauder and troublemaker extraordinaire, ever convince Lily Evans, Prefect and good girl, that they were meant to be? Now complete!

Tonks is badly injured in the last battle, leaving her on the edge of life and death. As Remus sits by her bedside, memories come flooding back to him, from the time they first met, to the fateful night when he nearly lost her forever...

Takes place during the summer after Harry's 4th Year at school. Sirius and Remus meet up again after some time. Can they just depend on the strength of their friendship in the past? Or is that bond not enough to help the two friends, now almost completely

Nymphadora Tonks' diary - erm, journal, of course. Read every juicy secret she divulges within the pages - or not. See her relationship with a certain werewolf grow and fervently hope the aforementioned relationship won't stop growing. RLNT, multi-chapter

COMPLETE! Being twice blessed, Wyatt thought that nothing could ever hurt him. It's devastating to find out how wrong you can be. Takes place in the future that Chris changed.

Currently being edited - July 2009. During a Death Eater attack Hermione is sent back in time where the Marauders and Lily befriend her. Haunted by her past Hermione must learn to live in the other time. Eventual SBHG JPLE. Rated r for later chapters -

In the altered timeline, Chris' 14th birthday is coming Chris and Wyatt summon original timeline Chris to help them with "THE EVENT". Please read and review. COMPLETE

{COMPLETE} Hermione knows falling for the wrong guy is just too tempting. One form a different era? Even worse, what with destructing your own time and all. But what’s a girl in love to do? Time turner fic. AU. HGJP

Picks up where WOCD left off, FINISHED!

Set after “It’s a bad bad world”. Chris died, but he is sent back to fulfill his destiny to save Wyatt Gideon wasn’t the one who turned him in my story. Will he be able to make everything alright?

He could see it in her eyes, but he hadn’t a bloody clue what to do about it. One-shot.

Complete and Revised.AU.After an odd sighting on the full moon, Remus begins to realize his what he's believed for five years isn't quite accurate. With a little help from Dumbledore, Sirius is set free and the Marauders attempt to raise Harry. Pre-DH.

How do you find your way home if you can't remember who you are? Tonks's viewpoint. Rating is probably PG, but I wanted to be sure. Oh yeah, I forgot to put a disclaimer in, so here it is. I don't own anything.

it's not explicit... rated R just to be safe. Language purposes.... Remus is reading... Tonks has Chocolate. Just read it!

What happens when a certain werewolf forgets about about the most romantic day of the year? Will Harry ever tell a certain witch how he feels? And how will Ron survive from Hermione's wrath? Oh, the madness that comes along with love.

Agent Smith was waiting for Neo, Morpheus, and the Keymaker in the hallway of doors in Matrix Reloaded. He ran into Niobe (or Ghost) in the hallway in Enter the Matrix. Just how long was Agent Smith waiting in that damn hallway anyway?

Better version now up at checkmated!Last day of school. PreOOTP, RH naturally.

Faramir, Éowyn after the fairy-tale wedding. Mithril Awards - Winner, Voters' Choice, Best Het.