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Author has written 33 stories for O.C., Harry Potter, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Underworld, Blade, Angel, Lost, Prison Break, Charmed, Supernatural, Remember the Titans, Glee, Mentalist, Bourne series, and Leverage. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Mari. This is still true. However, Mari has just come out of a pretty significant relationship with the American Idol fandom, which explains her long absence from this site, what with the whole RPF thing and all. She just broke up with it. She's staggering about a bit and, frankly, is a little bit slutty as she tries out all of the things that she missed. She still loves Ryan/Taylor, but she also now loves Teresa/Patrick (The Mentalist) and all flavors of Criminal Minds. She's flirting with Legend of the Seeker because that is her flavor of kink and is all kinds of pretty besides. She makes no promises on where she's going to go from here. | |||||||
1. With Enemies Like These reviewsRachel doesn't know how to act like a human, and Santana's heart needs to grow three sizes. Together, they fight crime! Okay, maybe not the second part. Spoilers through 2.3, "Grilled Cheesus."Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,471 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-13-11 - Rachel B. & Santana L. - Complete2. The Justice League Job reviewsThe granddaughter of a famous comics author comes to the Leverage team for help in recovering one of her grandfather's last creations. HardisonXParker.Leverage - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,075 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-14-10 - Alec H. & Parker - Complete3. How Sweet the Sound reviewsWhat does a man like Kirill do with mercy? Mostly Kirill gen, dash of KirillXBourne.Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-14-10 - Complete4. Good Company reviewsThe three date rule, slightly modified.Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,706 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-9-10 - Teresa L. & Patrick J.5. Play This Thing By Ear reviewsYou protect them. It's just what you do. KurtXPuck as seen through a Burt POV.Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,525 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 2-23-10 - Kurt H. & Puck - Complete6. Sunny Days reviewsHow Gerry and Julius went from enemies to friends to Julius standing beside Gerry's mother at the funeral. Missing scenes format, GerryXJulius.Remember the Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,260 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-1-10 - Complete7. A WalkOn Part in the War » reviewsCOMPLETE. A conscience is a hard thing to get rid of. AlexMichael, MichaelSara, LincolnJane.Prison Break - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 107,477 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-28-07 - Published: 6-17-078. Litmus Test » reviewsSam has the vision in 'Hunted' instead of Ava. Dean will do anything that he has to in order to protect Sam, even kill. DeanScott.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,527 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-15-07 - Published: 4-17-07 - Dean W. - Complete9. Sea Legs reviewsSawyer has a hard time finding his feet sometimes.Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-10-07 - Sawyer & Jack - Complete10. Gods and Devils » reviewsA look at Blade II taking the events of 'Twilight People' into consideration. AU, heavily reliant sequel. Pairings are pretty much every combination of Blade, Frost, and Nyssa that you can imagine.Blade - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 84,960 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 12-28-06 - Published: 12-13-06 - Complete11. Barbie Girl reviewsShe didn't get that way overnight.Lost - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-12-06 - Shannon - Complete12. Practical Magic and Other Lies That People Tell » reviewsThe only thing that kept the demon coming when he was six months old was the influence of the Charmed Ones. They're not around anymore. Crossover with Supernatural, genfic with a dash of DeanPiper thrown in.Charmed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,537 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 10-9-06 - Published: 9-13-06 - Piper H.W. & Belthazor - Complete13. Mirror reviewsHe's an agent of structure. The side does not matter. Mahone gen with a dash of MichaelMahone.Prison Break - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-8-06 - Complete14. Roles reviewsEverybody plays them. JackSawyerLost - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,828 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-30-06 - Sawyer & Jack - Complete15. Driftwood reviewsAll that Sara needs is for the world to stand still again. MichaelSara, post escape.Prison Break - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-17-06 - Complete16. Offstage Lines » reviewsNothing can be taken without something in return being given. Eventual JackSawyer.Lost - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 109,871 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-9-06 - Published: 1-18-06 - Sawyer & Jack - Complete17. Five Kisses reviewsFive kisses that I would have paid good money to see. Primarily SawyerAna Lucia, a dab of JackKate.Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-26-06 - Ana & Sawyer - Complete18. Foot Soldiers reviewsAnd everyone plays their part. Primarily SawyerAna Lucia, drabs of JackAna and JackKate.Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-1-06 - Ana & Sawyer - Complete19. Best Laid Plans reviewsSawyer hated it when his plans went off the rails. 'Confidence Man' missing scene.Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-6-06 - Sayid & Jack - Complete20. The Devil You Know » reviewsCOMPLETE! Lindsey died, and it was when he came back that the story really began to get interesting. AngelLindsey eventually.Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,337 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 12-15-05 - Published: 8-17-05 - Lindsey M. & Angel - Complete21. Blood Sacrifice reviewsFatalism does not mean that every action is written in stone, only that the ending of the story will be the same. Character death.Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,381 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-3-05 - Boone & Locke22. Mechanics reviewsIt's all a matter of understanding how the machinery works. SawyerSayidLost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,516 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-28-05 - Sayid & Sawyer23. Sympathy for the Devil reviewsThey're both con artists, in their own way. LostAngel crossover. Here there be slash, kiddos.Lost - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-21-04 - Sawyer24. Sons of the Earth reviewsMexican bars, you meet the strangest people in them. Or in the gunfights directly outside of them. Crossover with 'The Bourne Supremacy'.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,250 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 10-26-0425. The Feed and Care of Madmen reviewsSands is not the only one going through a rebirth.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-24-0426. Games of Strategy reviewsShe has one final chance to help her guy. Crossover with 'Brimstone', spoilers for 'Not Fade Away'.Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-21-04 - Cordelia C. & Angel27. Ashes, Ashes » reviewsA deadly supervirus wipes out most of the human race, leaving the survivors to face a supernatural foe that few are prepared for. Crossover with Stephen King's 'The Stand'.Angel - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,109 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 7-16-04 - Published: 7-9-04 - Lindsey M. & Cordelia C.28. Relic reviewsWorlds move on. People don't always do the same. WesleyLindseyAngel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-16-0429. Twilight People reviewsNeither one of them has a use for the daylight any longer. BladeFrost, marginally AUBlade - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,619 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-15-0430. The Other Side of Waking reviewsHere there be monsters. SeleneMichael, MichaelLucianUnderworld - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-18-0431. Three Days reviewsBit by bit, Sands is figuring out his brave new world.Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 10-27-03