DOUGHNUTS

Cops in Michigan protect — and serve doughnuts

"Cops & Doughnuts" is more than a punchline. It's now a bakery in Michigan — owned by nine full-time employees of the Clare Police Department.

Man doing 'doughnuts' on runway accused of DUI

A 24-year-old Ohio man was accused of driving drunk after was caught doing "doughnuts" on a snow- and ice-covered suburban Pittsburgh airport runway. Police said the man ignored orders to stop spinning on the runway of the Beaver County Airport. The airport is about 40 miles northwest of Pittsburgh.

Burglars Done in by Doughnuts

When two guys in cowboy garb offered the sheriff's deputies doughnuts, and then the deputies investigated a burglary involving doughnuts and the prints of cowboy boots, it didn't take Sherlock Holmes to crack the case.

'911 Closed, Everyone at Doughnut Shop'

A firefighter clicked on a link on the city's Web site and got a recording of a bogus dispatcher saying 911 was closed.

Time Saving Gluten Free Products You'll Love
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Review of gluten free products from two companies that specialize in gluten free baking mix and frozen or prepackaged gluten free items.

Time Saving Gluten Free Products You’ll Love
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Review of gluten free products from two companies that specialize in gluten free baking mix and frozen or prepackaged gluten free items.

A holey holiday - National Doughnut Day
Source: The San Francisco Chronicle

excerpt: ""That king of all diet busters dissolved in a million mouths across the country today with the usual chewy, sugary, greasy wonder that calls to all its fans like a siren's sweet song, and the only thing different was that today is something most people don't know it is …

When eating on the run isn't fun: Reporter's account of participating in the Krispy Kreme Challenge
Source: NewsObserver.com

Excerpt: If you see me, do not offer me a doughnut. I mean it. I'm OK if I never again smell that honey-glazed scent that wafts out of the Krispy Kreme store anytime in the near future.

Free Krispy Kreme Doughnut On Inauguration Day
Source: http://snagwiremedia.com

Krispy Kreme gave away a doughnut to all that voted on election day and now they are going to give away more on Inauguration Day!! A press release on Jan 14th reads that....con't

(Video) Kings Vets Prank NBA Rookie Jason Thompson
Source: Yahoo! Sports

No, Sacramento Kings rookie Jason Thompson didn't just get married. The young'n kept forgetting to bring fresh bagels and cream cheese to practice, so a few hungry Kings pranksters filled his ride with (apparently) delicious popcorn. Hopefully it wasn't buttered.

The Derivation of the Doughnut
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The origin of this sweet circular staple is a bit mysterious; there are a number of theories as to where doughnuts came from. One thing we know for sure is that the doughnut was born from the age-old desire to avoid waste.

The Way We Eat - 10-5-08 - Fry, Baby
Source: The New York Times

A tribute to doughnuts.

Attention Flickr video haters: Try a free doughnut
Source: CNET News.com

First came Flickr video on Tuesday. Then came the anti-Flickr-video outcry on Wednesday. Now there's the anti-anti-Flickr-video outcry.

Cops in hot pursuit after doughnut truck stolen
Source: madison.com

Local cops were in hot pursuit of breakfast early Saturday morning as a tipsy thief tried but failed to make off with treats from the Krispy Kreme Doughnut Co.

Dunkin Doughnuts Trims Fat
Source: www.nbc4.com

Could Dunkin' Donuts be getting a healthier image? The doughnut chain is announcing that its menu will be "zero grams trans fat" by mid-October in all of its U.S. restaurants.

The Serious Eats National Doughnut Honor Roll
Source: Serious Eats

We all love doughnuts, and why not. They're sweet, they're doughy, they're fried, they're cheap, and they are the ultimate good-bad food. That is, even when they're bad, they're still pretty good. And even when they're not cheap, they are not expensive.

Central Florida Boy Run Over By Driver Doing Donuts In Front Yard
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Central Florida Boy Run Over By Driver Doing Donuts In Front Yard

Students 'April Fools's Joke', Laxative Laced Doughnuts
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A few eighth graders on New York's Long Island wanted to get a laugh out of an early April Fool's joke. But they got in trouble instead.

A rare treat from nature: Perfect snow doughnuts
Source: The Seattle Times

No, it's not a promotion for Winchell's or Krispy Kreme. "This is no joke. We did not build it," said Mike Stanford, an avalanche-control expert with the state Department of Transportation (WSDOT). "They are a natural occurrence in nature."

Krispy Kreme offers whole wheat doughnut -
Source: CTV News

too funny

Scientist develops caffeinated doughnuts
Source: The San Jose Mercury News

A bite of the buzz: Caffeine baked into doughnuts, bagels
Source: The Seattle Times

What will this shop be called? Starbutts?

Scientist Develops Caffeinated Doughnuts
Source: apnews.myway.com

DURHAM. N.C. (AP) - That cup of coffee just not getting it done anymore? How about a Buzz Donut or a Buzzed Bagel? That's what Doctor Robert Bohannon, a Durham, North Carolina, molecular scientist, has come up with.

Proposal to Add Caffeine to Doughnuts
Source: local6.com

How Do You Make Doughnuts Better? Add Caffeine

Cops chase doughnut truck
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Everybody knows cops love doughnuts. So who would think of stealing a truck full of them?

Irresistible Headline: Cops Issue APB For Doughnut Truck
Source: Local 6

Cops Issue APB For Doughnut Truck Hold the doughnut jokes. But police in the Tri-Cities area of Washington state were all over the case of the stolen doughnut truck Friday.

Police Doughnut-Eating Contest Looks To Expand
Source: WMTW.com

LEWISTON, Maine -- The image of doughnut-eating police officers is normally a sore point for law enforcement, but any qualms about that stereotype are about to go by the boards.