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George Bush: Hezbollah needs to "stop doing this @!$%#"

ST PETERSBURG, Russia (Reuters) - A microphone picked up an unaware President Bush saying on Monday Syria should press Hizbollah to "stop doing this @!$%#" and that his secretary of state may go to the Middle East soon.

Coulter again calls for NY Times staff to be executed

On the July 12 edition of The Jon Caldara Show on Denver radio station KOA, right-wing pundit Ann Coulter again suggested that New York Times staff members should be "executed." Osama Bin Laden not impressed

Mind Blowingly Adorable Baby Penguin Born At Zoo, Naming Contest Underway

Have to look at the picture in the article, it's absolutely amazing.

6 year old girl raises money to provide toilet paper for troops

“What Clay said was, ‘Do you believe they have to wipe their hineys with rocks over there?’” Clay’s mom, Kristin Beck, said Friday in the Germanys’ living room. Kristin Germany, Megan’s mom, picks up the story.

Let's talk about White Supremacy...

WHITE POWER! Whenever I scream that into the streets, I get odd looks from some people, death threats from others, and plenty of screams.

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Why Third Parties Don’t Win Elections

Worst comedians of all time

13 year old tries sword attack

GAINESVILLE, GA -- A 13-year-old boy has been charged with breaking into a home near Gainesvile, stealing a sword, and holding it to the neck of an 11-year-old boy. The teenage suspect also tried to use the sword to fend off police officers, authorities said.

Man files suit to bring dog to naked beach

The Forest Hills man said he suffers post-traumatic stress disorder and "an acute skin condition" resulting from exposure to toxins after the terror attacks on Sept. 11, according to a suit DelCore filed in U.S. District Court in Central Islip this week.

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