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Cops: Man kills dog, streaks, pours coffee on head

A man savagely killed a dog, ran naked through a tennis club and poured hot coffee on his head before he was finally arrested early Wednesday, Orange County sheriff's deputies said.

Dallas police seek pudgy naked backyard dancer

Dallas police are looking for a man who they said repeatedly sneaks into backyards, dances around naked and then runs away. Police believe the man has been exposing himself in the same neighborhood since 2005. The most recent incident was on Sept. 30.

Naked burglar breaks into home, cooks and showers

Police said a naked man who appeared to be drunk or on drugs broke into a home in Slidell, cooked and ate a meal and took a shower before leaving, wrapped only in a sheet. Slidell Police Capt. Kevin Foltz said a video surveillance system at the home shows that the naked man first used a garden hose to shower outside the house. He later broke several windows, entered the house and ransacked it before cooking himself a meal, having several drinks and showering again. It happened early Monday while the home's owner was away.

Cops: Feces-covered nude man jumps into man's pool

A Florida man is facing charges after authorities said he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident's backyard and jumped into the pool. A Martin County Sheriff's Office report shows 21-year-old Robert Stark Higgins was charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft.

Naked man steals truck and drives into a ditch

Authorities said a naked man was arrested after he allegedly stole a truck and and drove it into a ditch on Thursday. Chief Investigator Stanley McNatt said the man was shouting "somebody's trying to kill me" when he appeared in an Ardmore neighborhood. He said the man jumped in the back of a truck and broke the window to the cab. The man's name has not been released.

Famed and feared Hope Diamond goes naked

For the first time, the famed and feared Hope Diamond is on display au naturel.

French workers strip to try to save their jobs

Workers at a struggling heater factory in northwest France are taking it all off in a bid to save their jobs: They posed nude for a calendar to call attention to their plight.

Naked Gun: 91-year-old nude Fla. man makes arrest

Authorities say a 91-year-old South Florida man jumped out of bed naked and held an intruder at gunpoint until deputies arrived.

Naked man riding motorcycle charged with DUI

Authorities say a Florida man was charged with driving under the influence after he was spotted riding his motorcycle naked. The Marion County deputy was driving on Interstate 75 early Tuesday when he spotted what appeared to be a naked man on a motorcycle. The deputy caught up with 45-year-old J. Dante Krauss at a red light and stopped him.

Naked passenger arrested on flight from Calif.

Authorities say a St. Louis-bound Southwest Airlines flight was forced to return to Oakland International Airport after a male passenger stripped, hit another passenger and fought with crew members.

Sculpture at Fla. shopping plaza turns heads

Parents in Florida are complaining about a sculpture of a nude family outside a shopping center west of Delray Beach.

Cops: Nude man shows up at dental office days late

Police say a Connecticut man has been arrested because he showed up at a dental office naked. Police say 41-year-old Christopher Hoff, of Stratford, also was five days late for his appointment. Authorities said Hoff entered Optimus Dental's office Monday with nothing on. A startled female receptionist screamed, and he ran away.

Flight diverted after passenger undresses in seat

A cross-country US Airways flight was diverted to Albuquerque after a male passenger removed his clothing mid-flight. Dan Jiron, a spokesman for the Albuquerque airport, said 50-year-old Keith Wright of New York disrobed Tuesday while sitting in his seat in the back of the aircraft. He said Wright was unresponsive when a flight attendant asked him repeatedly to get dressed and refused to be covered with a blanket.

Former mayor in Georgia arrested for nudity

Naked time got a little too public for a former Georgia mayor.

Swiss aerial tram company touts naked attractions

An aerial tramway company in eastern Switzerland is advertising its Alpine rides with a new scenic attraction: there's a chance you might see a naked hiker.

Naked burglar flees home, then wears women's garb

Authorities said a naked intruder startled a woman in her home west of Denver, then fled in a sheet to another home where he was discovered wearing women's clothing. Jefferson County deputies said the first break-in occurred shortly before 7 a.m. Monday. The man fled when the woman screamed.

Naked woman goes to Fla. home, asks for cigarettes

Authorities said a woman wasn't wearing any clothes when she knocked on stranger's door in the middle of the night to ask for cigarettes. The Pinellas sheriff's office reported that the woman, 52, went to the strange home early Friday morning. Deputies found her a short time later walking through a mobile home park wearing only boxer shorts.

Police nab naked man seen walking on bike path

A man faces an indecent exposure charge after celebrating his 21st birthday in only his birthday suit. Alaska State Troopers said the suspect also faces a resisting arrest count after the early Saturday morning incident.

U of Oregon to Frisbee team: No pants, no season

In the world of intercollegiate Ultimate Frisbee, it's ultimately not cool to go without pants. So said a student board that governs club sports at the University of Oregon when it ended a highly-ranked team's season after five players shed their pants and underwear April 11 during sectional play at Oregon State University in Corvallis.

Nebraka police arrest naked and reckless driver

A man was arrested after authorities were tipped off about a reckless — and naked — driver on Interstate 80 in central Nebraska. The Nebraska State Patrol said a 26-year-old man was arrested Saturday evening on suspicion of driving while intoxicated and driving under suspension.

Man hoping to be deported streaks down Fla. street

Authorities said a man claiming to be an illegal immigrant ran naked down a Port St. Lucie street so that he would be sent back to Mexico. Police responded to a home Saturday night where they found a 28-year-old man arguing with his boyfriend.

Ireland debates humor in premier's nude portraits

Lawmakers accused the Irish government Thursday of waging a war against political satire with a crackdown on portraits by an artistic prankster depicting Prime Minister Brian Cowen in the nude and on the toilet.

Police: Naked teen with dog assaults Mich. woman

Police say a naked 14-year-old boy taking a walk with a large white poodle has assaulted a woman in Michigan.

Germans take clothes off in Brazilian airport

Two German tourists have been detained for taking their clothes off in the lobby of a Brazilian airport, authorities said Tuesday.

Tidbits: More fans? Kanye hopes for the opposite

Be careful what you wish for, Kanye West.

Naked Hindu Holy Men Lead Campaign Against Global Warming
Source: Express.co.uk - By Julia White

HUNDREDS of thousands of naked Hindu holy men are heading for Britain on a campaign to fight global warming.

Naked Man Arrested After Killing Dog with Bare Hands
Source: Chicago Tribune

SAN CLEMENTE -- A 23 year old man is under arrest after police say he killed a dog with his bare hands, ran naked through a tennis club and poured coffee on his head.

Businessmen and women admit to naked conference calls
Source: Telegraph

Businessmen and women have taken part in telephone conference calls wearing pyjamas, underwear - or nothing at all, according to a study.

9 Ladies Dancing: The 9th Funny Day of Christmas

On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me 9 ladies dancing...

'Stalker' warrants served at Yahoo, Google over nude video
Source: New Zealand Herald

LOS ANGELES - Search warrants have been served at Yahoo and Google in connection with a man accused of secretly recording nude videos of ESPN reporter Erin Andrews.

Naked Man Causes Traffic Jam
Source: kpho.com

Some Valley drivers received a surprise early Friday afternoon when a naked man started throwing clothes at them, authorities said.

Office Porn And Naked Frolics Forced Me Out Of My Dream Bank Job
Source: DailyExpress By Paul Jeeves

A MARRIED bank manager tricked his way into a female colleague's hotel room and stripped naked before standing expectantly by her bed, an employment tribunal heard.

Ivy league students get new opportunity to go front and center
Source: msnbc.com

A recent graduate of Harvard University has put together a new magazine to show off the top students' in a completely new way. Their skin.

Naked man accused of threatening to kill cops
Source: PhillyBurbs.com

A naked Lower Southampton man stood in his front yard threatening to kill five police officers Wednesday, police said. He is now in Bucks County prison in lieu of $1 million cash bail.

Helicopter helps police catch naked man on Balls Ferry Road
Source: redding.com

With the help of a helicopter, Anderson police detained a "large, naked, hairy man" who fled from them Tuesday afternoon after he ran across Interstate 5 near the Balls Ferry Road offramp.

Police: Son, 15, Shot By Father Dies
Source: ClickOnDetroit.com

Police said a father fatally shot his 15-year-old son in the back of the head Monday in Highland Park after they got into an argument.

Deputy: 'Explosive diarrhea' story didn't add up
Source: NBC-2.com WBBH News for Fort Myers, Cape Coral & Naples, Florida - Home

'Explosive diarrhea' was the excuse a 42-year-old man gave to a deputy for being naked inside his truck in a Walmart parking. It all happened after two different women accused him of exposing his penis while in plain view.

Naked man hit by train, arrested
Source: fredericksburg.com

A young Stafford man was arrested last night in connection with an incident during which he was running around naked and got hit by a slow-moving train, police said. Sheriff's spokesman Bill Kennedy said the subsequent investigation revealed that the 18-year-old suspect had ea …

Agency pulls job ad seeking Swedes who like to get naked
Source: thelocal.se

A Swedish job advertisement seeking candidates who aren't afraid to get naked and are practiced in the art of making out in bars has been pulled due to concerns from the National Public Employment Agency

No penalty for man who filmed naked children
Source: thelocal.se

A 29-year-old counselor caught secretly filming naked children at a Swedish summer camp won't be punished for his crimes.

Virginia witch hunt: The naked truth about American sexual prudery
Source: The First Post

Isn't a man's (or woman's) home his castle? The next significant thing that happened to 29-year-old Eric Williamson was the local cops arriving to charge him with indecent exposure.

Police quash nude pumpkin run
Source: BBC News

A "zany" annual Halloween tradition has failed to materialise in Boulder, Colorado, with the threat of police action quashing the Nude Pumpkin Run. Each year, dozens have run down the city's streets wearing only shoes and a hollowed-out pumpkin on their heads.

Caught on camera: naked love rival flees furious husband
Source: Telegraph

A naked man who climbed out of a window and hid on the ledge to escape his lover's furious husband has been caught on camera.

Puck Naked: US team punished for 'strip hockey' - Telegraph
Source: Telegraph

A junior hockey team was banished from a city ice rink after players engaged in "strip hockey" - shedding a piece of uniform every time a practice shot missed its mark.

Kiwi teacher in hot water over naked pics
Source: The Sydney Morning Herald

A New Zealand primary school teacher who appeared naked on Australian Penthouse's website is being investigated by the New Zealand Teachers Council.

Va. man naked in home accused of flashing mother, son
Source: USA Today

Eric Williamson says it was dark when he got out of bed Wednesday morning, wearing only his birthday suit, and went to the kitchen to make coffee. He didn't think anyone could see him naked inside his home in Northern Virginia.

Virginia Man Arrested for Being Nude in His Own Home
Source: breitbart.tv

"Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me."

Wilton Man Says Gay Naked Barn Dance Was In Plain View Of Children
Source: cbs13.com

A Wilton man is upset over a naked barn dance near his home that, he says, happened within clear view of children. He captured the dirty dancing on home video.

Man arrested for making coffee in own home while naked
Source: Telegraph

An American man who made coffee in his own home while nude is facing charges of indecent exposure.

Making coffee naked at 5:30am in your own kitchen? That's a year in jail
Source: Fark.com

Well I guess its just a matter of time before I go to jail as I tend to do this just about every morning. Totally absurd.