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Cars That Drive Themselves? Get outta here...(Humor)
Thu Dec 24, 2009 12:04 AM EST
So, I am sitting here watching TV with my wife and this commercial comes on that states that the car will make a decision as to when to take over the car.
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Top Odd News Headlines Of 2009
Seeded on Wed Dec 23, 2009 1:14 PM EST (Newsweek)
The oddest most amusing news stories of 2009.
Funniest Videos of 2009
Seeded on Tue Dec 22, 2009 2:45 AM EST (msnbc.com)
This is funny in its own right. Turn up the sound and the announcer makes it even funnier. Enjoy!
Signs Of The Times?
Sat Dec 19, 2009 6:03 PM EST
Yesterday, my wife I and bought some Christmas gifts and shipped them to our oldest Son who is in San Diego.
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Tiger Woods SNL Skit (Video - Humor)
Seeded on Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:13 PM EST ()
This is very funny and I thought I would share it with you. Enjoy!
Okay...Wait a Minute.
Mon Dec 14, 2009 7:19 PM EST
This time of year brings happy people walking the neighborhoods and singing Christmas Carols. Now, I actually have no problem with that, but can we get real here? As a child I always had trouble with these songs.
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Who Is Hardest To Buy Gifts For? (humor)
Thu Dec 10, 2009 12:29 AM EST
Through the years, I have bought some nice gifts and some not so nice gifts. My wife is probably the hardest person I have ever bought for. She did not like the sander I bought her and even gave me a hard time over the diamond ring I bought her.
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Full Disclosure (satire)
Thu Oct 8, 2009 5:24 PM EDT
In view of the FTC's newest policy about full disclosure of compensation, I find that I should disclose the compensation I have been receiving. My compensation has been in multiple forms, so I feel that I should explain to you, the kind reader.
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It's About The Weather, Stupid!
Sat Aug 8, 2009 6:08 PM EDT
The Thunder Rolls and it begins to get crazy around our house. We hear the roar and know what is coming next. The Big Fright!
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Interview With Iraqi Insurgents (Satire- Vidoe)
Seeded on Wed Aug 5, 2009 10:42 PM EDT (Military.com)
This is a spoof of an interview with Iraqi Insurgence.
Bruno's Interview with a Terrorist (Satire - Video)
Seeded on Wed Aug 5, 2009 10:32 PM EDT (Military.com)
This is funny.
Fortune Cookies - Satire
Sat Aug 1, 2009 12:22 AM EDT
One evening while we were sitting around eating a take out order of Oriental food, my 18 year old Daughter told us that we needed to read our fortune cookies.
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Dogs And The People They Own
Sun Jul 26, 2009 8:17 PM EDT
What is it about dogs that us owners love. Perhaps it is simply playing fetch: Perhaps it is how protective they are: Perhaps it is how much they love us:
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The Stupidity
Fri Jul 24, 2009 5:28 PM EDT
In this attempt at writing, please forgive me for my boo-boos. I am currently on pain meds for another stupid thing I did and hopefully it is coherent and funny.
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How To Horrify Your Mother
Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:32 PM EDT
As I struggled with what to write, I eventually remember back to when I was a Boy Scout. Not "a boy scout," but a Boy Scout. A genuine, wear the little scarf around the neck and go camping at the Jamboree scout.
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Stoned Wallabies Make Crop Circles
Seeded on Fri Jun 26, 2009 12:31 AM EDT (Stuff.co.nz)
Wallabies are getting stoned on Tasmania's opium poppy crops and hopping about in circles.
Cell Phone Gives owner up!
Seeded on Tue Jun 23, 2009 6:02 PM EDT (Yahoo! News)
SALEM, Ore. – When a suspect being chased by police rolled his car over police spike strips and his tires went flat, he dashed into a field of grass where he thought he could hide.
Woman Stops Bank Robber!
Seeded on Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:57 PM EDT (Yahoo! News)
MISSION VIEJO, Calif. – Cyndi Orel worked as a police officer for 25 years and never caught a bank robber. She was apparently saving that hobby for retirement.
When Protests Go Wrong (humor- video)
Seeded on Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:46 PM EDT (Humor Etc.)
This has to be one of the best practicle jokes! LOL ;0 ) Hope you enjoy.
13 Funny Summer Cartoons
Seeded on Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:32 PM EDT (Reader's Digest)
13 funny cartoons from Reader's Digest. Hope you enjoy!
Remembering....
Sun Jun 21, 2009 6:20 PM EDT
On this Father's Day I was thinking about my children. My mind wondered to the wonderful nick names I had given them at a young age. Of course, those names wore off eventually. Yet, they can bring fond memories of them as little kids.
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Is That Elephant Poo On Your Head? (For Father's Day)
Sun Jun 21, 2009 12:14 PM EDT
This is an older piece that I did when I first came to Newsvine. Considering this is Father's Day and I am bound to receive new clothes, I thought I would bring it back up for the many new friends I have. Hope you enjoy it.
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See The New GM (Government Motors) Car (Video)
Seeded on Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:02 AM EDT (Humor Etc)
OMG! You have to see this. It is funny and cool.
Obama Announces Plans To Run For McCain's Senate Seat In 2010
Seeded on Tue Jun 16, 2009 8:06 PM EDT (The Onion)
PHOENIX—Saying that it is time for change to come to Arizona, President Barack Obama on Tuesday formally announced that he will run for Senate against John McCain in the 2010 election. You have to love the Onion.
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