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The head-butt: It's the new butt of Internet jokes. As swiftly as a speeding shot on goal, riffs on Zinedine Zidane's infamous moment of soccer rage have invaded cyberspace. Though fans across the world are clearly divided on whether the French star deserves condemnation or sympathy for head-butting an Italian opponent in the World Cup final, the Web has been typically merciless.
A Namibian tourism official said Saturday he may have been duped into believing that Britney Spears was considering having her baby in Namibia.
The White House has decided that the best way to deal with Vice President Dick Cheney's shooting accident is to joke about it.
Some of the "Top Ten Signs You're a Gay Cowboy," courtesy of David Letterman:
These are all fun games in their own respect, but they can become too long lived, and (shudder) too mainstream. [No pun intended about nerds and candy].
Penguin published "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" in November. Author Ian Spector and two Web sites he runs to promote the book, including www.truthaboutchuck.com, are also named in the suit.
Here on the vine there is a little game of "tag" going on. The game works like this. There is a newsvine group "8 Things You Don't Know". Someone from this group tags you and your are to to write an article "8 things you don't know about me" then post it to your column.
This is a fantastic video of the very first IT help desk call in medieval times.
"Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who go through red lights. Many congressmen this week opposed the use of the red light cameras incorrectly assuming they were being used for surveillance at local brothels."
"Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid." "Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You legalize marijuana, no need for quotas, because really, who's gonna wanna work?"
With Jon Kitna and Kurt Warner both struggling down the stretch, God is said to be looking at taking a quarterback in the first round this April in order to bolster his squad at the vital position.
Politicians are always trying to "position" themselves on the issues. So, in the spirit of the season, here is my little gift to them. (with step-by-step instructions, because without instructions I am sure they will mess this up) 1) Remove lid from blender.
After much searching, I found a picture of Rielle Hunter, the alleged mistress of John Edwards.
"A federal judge ruled on Monday that White House log books are public records. The decision is considered a blow to the Bush administration, which is loath to reveal the names of lobbyists and religious conservatives who have visited the president at work.
It's one thing to humiliate yourself. It's quite another to do it in front of 50,000 people.
There's something about a lead singer that drives the ladies wild, even if the man is hideous. Someone like Seal, or even Lyle Lovett, who looks like an ill-fitting skin glove pulled over a hat rack, has more access to poozle than any of us could dream of.
What Does Republican presidential contender Mike Huckabee have to do with the Canadian National Igloo? I'm glad you asked. Canadian comedian Rick Mercer keeps Canadians laughing by talking to dumb Americans. Governor Mike Huckabee was once one of those dumb Americans.
Every guy has done it: You're watching TV when some metrosexual nancy boy comes bandying across the screen to the delight of every female in the room. "What's that pussy got that I don't?" is usually the question we're left asking.
PICTURE A DAY FOR 39 YEARS. Homer Simpson mimics Noah's photo time lapse. From "The Simpsons," episode 19x09 which aired December 16, 2007
It is difficult for conservatives to care about the environment: conservatism refers to the conservation of thought, not of resources.
Today Al Gore explained to George Bush how he got the Nobel Prize. Bush replied "NOEL prize! I love Christmas, I want a NOEL prize too!" For fighting global warming there's a Nobel prize, for fighting everyone else.......priceless.
This morning I went to my local Krogers (a supermarket chain) to buy the Sunday paper. It was the only purchase I was making so I availed myself of the self service checkout.
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