An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples, police said Wednesday.
The barmaid and the hotel manager were both fined A$1,000 ($900), while an off-duty barmaid was fined A$500 for helping to hang spoons from the woman's nipples, police said.
If you're looking for someplace a little less exotic, this has been the trick of Blondie at Atlanta's "Clermont Lounge" for years. It was even showcased on Dave Attell's "Insomniac"
Australia is already relatively less exotic for Dennis--he lives in Turkey. Actually, Dennis, now that I think about it, you and Gideon could possibly get together and check the place out, all in the interest of realistic life drawing, of course.
Well, yeah, I have connections to the US. I was born in Chicago and lived there most of my life. I'm an American.
Why Australia?
An Australian barmaid has been fined for crushing beer cans between her bare breasts while an off-duty colleague has been fined for hanging spoons from her friend's nipples
and will need all that wealth. when the crimes against humanity kick in seriously. I would have thought that was impossible. till I read what I read today before seeding it here. now, I'm not so sure it is that impossible.
I think I'm going to try this with soda cans. I'll let y'all know how it turns out. Maybe I could take the act on the road since Jake needs a new pair of shoes.
Of course, as it should be. I doubt my "skills", but I'm always willing to experiment and "take one for the team". A good citizen journalist would do no less.
"It sends a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate this type of behavior in our licensed premises," local police superintendent David Parkinson said.
Don't you think it sends the very clear message that nude chicks are the life of a party?
You're on your way Brenda. Just think You Tube. Do you want some help selling the idea of movie directorship to your husband? Hollywood's got some problems at present - it's a hot opportunity!
The west is too concerned about breasts. Get a life! Men can walk about without T-shirts! Why can't women? Men have controlled everything in this world. Women have had little control. Religion is the problem. If you are not religious, you are the problem. Give woman control and the world would be better off. This is from a male!
From time to time I think about moving.
Australia, huh?
If you're looking for someplace a little less exotic, this has been the trick of Blondie at Atlanta's "Clermont Lounge" for years. It was even showcased on Dave Attell's "Insomniac"
Eco-geek,
Australia is already relatively less exotic for Dennis--he lives in Turkey. Actually, Dennis, now that I think about it, you and Gideon could possibly get together and check the place out, all in the interest of realistic life drawing, of course.
Hmmm. Might even be able to write it off...
I know he lives in Turkey, but I also know he has connections to the US (per our prior conversations about the Cubs).
That said, why'd you want to go to Australia? Bunch of uncultured rednecks. :)
(Sorry...obligatory Married-to-a-Kiwi Aussie-Hate. :) )
Sorry Eco-geek, I didn't realize.
No worries. :)
Well, yeah, I have connections to the US. I was born in Chicago and lived there most of my life. I'm an American.
Why Australia?
Why not?
For her next trick - cutting glass.
Help me with this, I'm trying to picture cultured red necks.
Here's one standing next to the queen.
And when they start getting that close to Her Majesty, the forward picture looks very bleak.
Good one Killfile:~)
I said 'cultured', he's not cultured, just rich. :)
and will need all that wealth. when the crimes against humanity kick in seriously. I would have thought that was impossible. till I read what I read today before seeding it here. now, I'm not so sure it is that impossible.
I can't crush beer cans with my hands, let alone my breasts! I'm impressed.
Yeah, all I could think about was, "Ouch!"
I think I'm going to try this with soda cans. I'll let y'all know how it turns out. Maybe I could take the act on the road since Jake needs a new pair of shoes.
Whether you succeed or not, it's the thought that counts ;-)
You're more woman than I am. Good luck.
Any success will only be believed with photographic or video proof.
Of course, as it should be. I doubt my "skills", but I'm always willing to experiment and "take one for the team". A good citizen journalist would do no less.
Okay, experiment complete, and semi-successful.
I think I deserve a RAV for this one.
Wow! This is citizen journalism alright! Did it hurt? Did it spill? How many cans did you have to drink beforehand?
Yeah, it hurt a little. Didn't spill much.
The funny thing is that I'm stone cold sober. I must have been a lot of fun when I was drunk, I only remember 1/2 of those days, though.
Awesome. didn't think you would Brenda.
Certainly the stuff of RAVs. Random Act of Valour.
I generally avoid blogs - maybe I've been wrong.
Lol, I just needed a place to plant the photos.
Glad you caught this. Raised a laugh when I read it this AM. Her party trick with spoons sounds ... painful.
How sad is it that this is one of the top seeds?
If I'd known that breast articles are all it takes for a little recognition I'd have been hunting these down all along.
Now you know why the tabloids always beat the broadsheets in the chase for numbers!
@Brenda
I admire your subtlety though, not including the word 'breasts' in the headline at all.
Actually, this story has provided a pair of...um, top seeds.
I suppose that's only fitting.
trust you to take measurements:-)
Brenda, for the male of the species there are NO bad breast stories.
you wanna bet Bill? shame I can't link to some 'cos the work mafia is snooping:-)
Sorry Raat, you're right.
Well, phooey. My apologies to cartooncat. I'll go over there and post on her seed now.
No worries... your headline was better... it attracted all the "respectable" viners. Well and Raat and Dennis as well, obviously. LOL
I commented on the other one too...
I like even numbers.
I wish I could take credit for that. Unfortunately I'm rarely so subtle.
Ooooh, good one.
CC - thanks. You know me so well:-)
btw - I'm odd. That's why I didn't come. I mean... whatever
Just think how many votes you'll get when you post to you tube and then seed here - you replicating this feat complete with the spoons manuever.
Suggested headline:
My breasts Crush Cans And Don't Even Hurt (Much) - Wanna See?
I take back what I said about respectable viners...
and what about me?
sulking in the corner
Don't you think it sends the very clear message that nude chicks are the life of a party?
I think it sends a clear message to all chicks to at least try crushing a beer can at home.... just to see.
and then spill the spoils on YouTube!
Pictures - or it didn't happen.
Of course! My husband is now wondering about my strange request to bring home cans of soda on his way home from work.
Could be fun after the kids are in bed tonight.
This thing is now the top seed. I am quickly losing faith in my fellow man. Errr...maybe I'm just naive. ::sigh::
On the bright side, I think I just stumbled upon a way to boost my vine earnings.
Especially if you make that video. ;-)
What do you thin , Dennis? 400, 500 comments?
Oh, at least.
And then people will clamor for a sequel. And a retrospective.
Personally, I'll just need a rewind button.
I'll just settle for any perspective. On second thoughts...
The problem with making a video is that I could never compete with this.
Enjoy!
she's not seeking competition. just some more silicon, that's all she ever wants.
Raat,
Yes, she is rather freakish.
You're on your way Brenda. Just think You Tube. Do you want some help selling the idea of movie directorship to your husband? Hollywood's got some problems at present - it's a hot opportunity!
Pics & Video please, this is the internet speaking.
WebQuack,
See my 4.5. And my new avatar. I may consider video.
I was looking for pictures too. :)
Wheel,
They are here my circular friend.
I think this will make a swell painting...hmmm.
The west is too concerned about breasts.
Get a life!
Men can walk about without T-shirts!
Why can't women?
Men have controlled everything in this world.
Women have had little control.
Religion is the problem.
If you are not religious, you are the problem.
Give woman control and the world would be better off.
This is from a male!
Having a bad hair day, kiml?
Depends on the woman, I would assume. I managed to royally screw up my own life, the Lord only knows what I could do the world.
I concur! :o)
And to be honest I actually agree with the origin of your point, not the biased 'ohh boobies, *squeeze*' problem that most men have.
Ah, a jaded New Yorker perhaps, or a Village style life but the only thing that was shocking was the arrest. *smirk*
All this fuss over modified sweat glands? That is the embryological precursor of the breast after all.
I was amazed that Brenda did not figure out about the breast obsession - Playboy? Penthouse? all the less 'cultured' mags...
This I gotta see.
If I squeezed beer cans between my breasts it would bring tit-tit-tit-tears to my eyes.
and with that comment, this seed must now quality for the 'Flocks' Groups!