The Vineacity stalk is apparently a phallic symbol for some Viners. Some have a lot of stalk...
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The diversity of Viners always provides a pool of pithy comments. The always popular "you-are-a-racist" because of a seed, article, or comment regarding Obama always gets attached to those who are brave enough to post such opinions about our first black president.
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The Church of Obamessiah has dissolved. It turns out he is not the savior of America and just another arrogant, deceitful, Liberal politician with a biased view of the world and how it should fit into his new world order.
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On occasion I must step out of my character as an Obamessiah convert and share my real feelings when the moment triggers it.
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The beauty of the Vine, and other websites like it, is the steady flow of opinion. Opinions for which many self-deluded bloggers believe matters to the rest of the world. It's a pipe dream for most wannabe writers, like myself, but it doesn't stop us from sharing our insight.
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These are not broken promises. Obamessiah knows all and is above moral law and ethics and is, in fact, the author of these traditional, man-made ethics. If He so chooses He may change His promises when it is best for the American people.
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There still seems to be issue with Obama failing to meet constitutional eligibility requirements which state in part:
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Obamessiah how sweet the sound that saved a wretch like me. I once was lost, but now am found, was blind, but now I see. T'was Obama that taught... my heart to fear. And Obama, my fears relieved. How precious did that Obama appear... the hour I first believed.
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It is important to Know Thy Adversary, but it also equally important to Know Thy Ally. We must learn sound doctrine to know Obamessiah personally so we can abide in Him and He in us. Following is a synopsis for some of the key tenets all believers should know.
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Obamessiah has fulfilled two more promises from the Holy Agenda: Promise 58: Expand eligibility for State Children's Health Insurance Fund (SCHIP). Promise 411:Work to overturn Ledbetter vs. Goodyear.
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It is written failure to pay taxes is the root for all kinds of evil unless you've been chosen by Obamessiah then all tax sins are forgiven, or overlooked, in the name of the Great Appointment.
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History is filled with natural catastrophies the gods have used to judge their foes and crush their schemes. Is Obamessiah preparing to judge Alaska for Governor Palin's sins?
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It is important in this war of ideologies to know your adversary who walks to and fro throughout the earth like a lion seeking whom he may devour. The enemy comes in many forms, but his most effective form is the human being and it is not just a single adversary.
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Obamessiah is fulfilling the promises of His Holy Agenda as He proclaimed during the 2008 b.o. crusade. It is a time of rejoicing and praise! To date He has fulfilled five of the 500 Promises. Fulfilled on January 21, 2008 a.o.
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President Barack Obama's illegal alien aunt has enlisted the help of an immigration lawyer to help her win asylum and stay in the United States.
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The Omniscient Obamessiah has crushed the Great Satan's illegal invasion and liberation of 50,000,000 citizens oppressed by terrorist regimes throughout the world. He has extended His hand of unity and peace to all terrorist to accept His grace and mercy.
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The House Appropriations Committee, chaired by Rep. Dave Obey of Wisconsin, last week passed a significant portion of what will be an $825 billion stimulus bill.
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House Democrats have agreed to drop family planning funds for the low-income from an $825 billion economic stimulus bill. Our resolve remains undeterred. We can do all things through Obama who strengthens us. We will overcome. Praise Obama!
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If life were a Disney movie and the White House and Congress were inhabited by Pinocchios, it's entirely possible that many noses would be dragging on the ground by now. Heretics have provided websites to track the progress of our Savior's promises. Praise Obama!
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White House spokesmen announced today that the Obama family has selected a dog, settling on a Portuguese Man o' War. The Obamas will not receive the dog for several months and are still trying to come up with a name.
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