Hi! Thanks to wee-mee I'm going to start a Beetlejuice 100 Kisses Fanfic just like her. Be sure to read her story Pieces In A Pocket, it's really good!

#1 Keys

Keys, keys, where were those god damn keys? He thrust both of his hands into his bottomless pockets. Oh, God. He was dead. Well, he was already dead but if Jaques found out he lost the keys again, he was double dead. With a groan he sunk down, reasting his back on the Roadhouse.

"Looking for these Beej?"

Beetlejuice cracked open one eye. There stood Lydia holding the, the, THE KEYS! With a triumohant cry he lept up gave her a big kiss on the cheek. "Boy, Lyds am I glad to see you. You know what Jaques would do to me if I lost my keys? Again?" He morphed his head into the skeleton's skull. "Now Be-atlejuice what did I tell zyou? You loze your keyz again and you zlepp outzide!" Lydia started to laugh, a cute little giggle. BJ made her so happy.

"Why Mizz Lydia, what are you zoing here?"

Jaques stood there holding a large grocery bag. Green leafs stuck out the top but Lydia was almost positive that they weren't from carrots. There were several other bags stuck in the trunk of his car. Lydia leaned down and picked up a couple.

"Oh nothing Jaques, just helping out a friend."