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since: 09-15-08, id: 1694237, Profile Updated: 07-01-11
country: USA
Author has written 57 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Pirates of the Caribbean, Batman, Greek Mythology, Jurassic Park, Pokémon, Redwall, Inheritance Cycle, Beetlejuice, Legend of Zelda, Transformers, Peter Pan, Harvest Moon, Titanic, A-Team, Temeraire, and Hunchback of Notre Dame.

SAGITTARIUS - The Happy-Go-Lucky One ~ (Nov 22 - Dec 21)

Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up (Peter Pan Syndrome). Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsibilities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Beautiful inside and out

Favorite Books: Redwall series, Castaways of the Flying Dutchman series, Two Girls of Gettysburg

Favorite TV Shows: The Office, My Name Is Earl, Kath and Kim, 30 Rock, South Park, Scrubs, SNL, MADtv

Favorite Food: Steak! Gumbo! Jumbalaya! Creole food!

Favorite Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, Dark Knight, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Tropic Thunder, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Blues Brothers, Smokey and the Bandit 1 & 2

Quotes: "Commodore Narrington, my effects please. And my hat!"- Captain Jack Sparrow

"Gents, you all remember captain Jack Sparrow. Kill him."- Captain Hector Barbossa

"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! Guess what's inside it!"- Captain Jack Sparrow

"It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses"-Ellwood Blues

"We're on a mission from God."- Jake Blues

"Stop or I'll shoot!"- Murtogg

"Good one!"- Captain Jack Sparrow

"Satan's Camaro is in my backyard!" - Sam Witwicky

"If he's some highly advanced alien robot, then why does he drive around as this piece of crap Camaro?" - Mikaela Banes

"Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty)
Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin)
Beato Michaeli archangelo (To the blessed archangel Michael)
Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints)

Beata Maria
You know I am a righteous man
Of my virtue I am justly proud

Et tibit Pater (And to you, Father)

Beata Maria
You know I'm so much purer than
The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

Quia peccavi nimis (That I have sinned)

Then tell me, Maria
Why I see her dancing there
Why her smold'ring eyes still scorch my soul

Cogitatione (In thought)

I feel her, I see her
The sun caught in raven hair
Is blazing in me out of all control

Verbo et opere (In word and deed)

Like fire
Hellfire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
Is turning me to sin
It's not my fault

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

I'm not to blame

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

It is the gypsy girl
The witch who sent this flame

Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)

It's not my fault

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

If in God's plan

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

He made the devil so much
Stronger than a man

Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)

Protect me, Maria
Don't let this siren cast her spell
Don't let her fire sear my flesh and bone
Destroy Esmeralda
And let her taste the fires of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone
Hellfire
Dark fire
Now gypsy, it's your turn
Choose me or
Your pyre
Be mine or you will burn

Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)

God have mercy on her

Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)

God have mercy on me

Kyrie Eleison (Lord have mercy)

But she will be mine
Or she will burn!" Hellfire, from the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Sung by the villain Frollo, it is the greatest villain song from any Disney movie. It is also done by the best villain from any Disney movie.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit? Quotes

Eddie: Now, Roger is his name. Laughter is his game. Come on, you dope! Untie his rope, and watch him go insane!(he does slapstick pratfalls to make the weasels laugh)

Jessica: He's lost his mind.

Roger: I don't think so!

Eddie: This singin' ain't my line. It's tough to make a rhyme. If I get stuck... I-I'm out of luck... Uh...

Jessica: I'm running out of time!

Eddie: Thanks!(more pratfalls; some weasels start literally "dying" of laughter)

Roger: Hey, Eddie, keep it up! You're killin' 'em! You're slayin' 'em! You're knockin' 'em dead!

Eddie: I'm through with takin' falls! I'm bouncin' off the walls! Without that gun, I'd have some fun. I'd kick you in the--! (gets hit in head hard with vase) OW!

Roger: Nose!

Smart Ass: "Nose"?! That don't rhyme with "walls"!

Eddie: (gets back on his feet) No. But this does!(he kicks Smart Ass in the groin, sending him flying and screaming into the Dip Mixer, which then dissolves him)

There once was a pirate called Jack
Who always ended up in the sack.
For fangirls, voracious,
Don't stop at "flirtatious,"
But move straight along to "attack!"

29 reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

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1. What is Going On? reviews
Samantha Witwicky never expected her father to let her get that big black truck. Compared to all the other cars on the lot it had seemed new. She also didn't expect her truck to have friends and mortal enemies. AU
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-20-12 - Ironhide
2. My Poor Unfortunate Soul » reviews
Esmerelda chooses Frollo over the fire, only to find that Frollo can posess a heart despite her original views. She slowly begins to fall for the Judge while trying to maintain her gypsy connections
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-30-11 - Published: 6-23-11 - C. Frollo & Esmeralda
3. Michael Bay, this is what awaits you » reviews
Michael Bay does not know the wrath that he has brought upon him. The wrath of the fangirls. T for cursing, torture and general anger.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 7-8-11 - Published: 7-6-11
4. Come Back reviews
Alisha's reaction to Ironhide's fate in Dark of the Moon and its aftermath. I refuse to give Michael Bay the satisfaction of killing off my favorite character. Tie in to An Autobot Mechanic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-6-11 - Ironhide
5. Americans reviews
An American delegation has arrived in England, bringing with them strange customs, stranger dragons and outlandish tales. What are Temeraire and Laurence to do around them?
Temeraire - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-11
6. Outlaws of the Caribbean reviews
A Western version of POtC, with desperado Jack Sparrow stumbling onto Fort Royal just after it had been ransacked by Twice-Killed Barbossa and Mayor Swann's daughter was taken is lassoed into an adventure with young Will Turner.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-18-11 - Jack S. & Will T.
7. A Simple Wish reviews
When Callie wishes to have some fun in Neverland, she gets thrown into the beginnings of a war between two constantly fighting factions, and begins to fall for the leader of one. Hookverse!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-7-11 - Captain Hook
8. A Soothing Touch » reviews
When Murdock, suffering from feelings of detachement from the team, and a bit of dehydration, is helped out by a young pet trainer, he thinks that he might have found someone who can make him feel sane... or at least slightly imbalenced. Murdock/OC
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 1-25-11 - Published: 1-10-11
9. A Pokemon Historian » reviews
Christie, a sixteen year old, sets out on her journey, swearing to catalog every pokemon known to man. Her real quest is to write a history of the regions and their pokemon which leads to her being aught up in the legend of the Pokespeakers...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,530 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-20-10 - Published: 12-1-10
10. That Peculiar Officer » reviews
Well, the worst has come to pass. Titanic has sank, Father is dead and the company is in jeopardy of being taken over by the Reichsters. Not to mention that Will may be declared the cause of the sinking by the inquiry. I only pray our love will survive.
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,593 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 12-7-10 - Published: 5-12-10 - Murdoch
11. An Autobot Mechanic » reviews
Well, I got brought in to fix Ratchet and wound up staying on with the NEST team. Yet I also caught the eyes of one of the most powerful Autobots in base. Ironhide/OFC Emotional Relationship
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 69,106 - Reviews: 425 - Updated: 11-5-10 - Published: 8-3-09 - Ironhide & Ratchet
12. A New Kind of Autobot » reviews
Well, what can I tell you about me? My name is Liz, well now Liz Witwicky. I have black hair, green eyes. My wings are usually white and oh, the Cube's power got transferred to me. Now how am I supposed to live a normal life when I have all this going on?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,074 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 11-5-10 - Published: 1-18-10 - Optimus Prime & Sam W.
13. Merely A Maid » reviews
I will try to remember the story, but it seems so long ago. A chambermaid, a dashing pirate and a cursed chest of Aztec gold. Oh, of course, you've only heard of the last two. Well, it seems we've got quite a bit of catching up to do...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,424 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-14-10 - Published: 9-28-10 - Hector B.
14. An Autobot Weapon's Specialist » reviews
I never expected to be on this slagging planet. Most importantly I never expected to be falling for one of it's inhabitants. An Autobot Mechanic from Ironhide's POV. IronhideXOFC Co-written with Topkicker26.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,378 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-18-10 - Published: 12-25-09 - Ironhide
15. How Do You Explain Holidays To Alien Robots? » reviews
I am attempting to answer this question, but it's going to be hard to help Ironhide figure out how Cupid shoots his arrows and why we have a holiday about trees. Tie-in to An Autobot Mechanic.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-15-10 - Published: 2-10-10 - Ironhide & Optimus Prime
16. Dust On The Bottle
When I came to Forget-Me-Not valley I expected to take care of my father's old farm, milking the cows, tilling the fields, not having every single man in the village lining up to date me. I certainly didn't expect to fall in love. HMDSCute no Godessesq
Harvest Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Published: 11-29-09 - Griffin
17. Just Might Make Me Believe » reviews
Hook, in need of slaves, kidnaps a whole high school's worth from the modern world. What he didn't expect though was to fall for one, I never even expected that especially because it was me. HookXOC
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,738 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 11-18-09 - Captain Hook
18. Fly Away reviews
Guided by a fairy with alterior motives, a modern girl gets transported to Neverland. She wasn't suposed to fall for a certain pirate captain.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-15-09 - Captain Hook
19. Dare the Transformers » reviews
That's right! You can dare any Autobot or Decepticon to do anything! Leave your dares in reviews!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,435 - Reviews: 186 - Updated: 10-29-09 - Published: 8-31-09
20. Children, Spirits, and Remains » reviews
The Allspark had a sense of self survival. Three girls lay dying, it was only natural. Just before his death and Autobot found a new host, but lost his memories. And when one died to save the world, he joined them
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,344 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-24-09 - Published: 9-6-09 - Optimus Prime
21. It Happens » reviews
The Allspark send the Autobots and their human friends to a new world where there is no Megatron, no Decepticons prowling the streets and the people they are around are at peace. The only problem? They don't belong and have no clue how to get back.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 10-10-09 - Optimus Prime
22. Starscream's Pet » reviews
An amnesiac girl who is not of the Transformers world, one overly protective Starscream, an arguementative Barricade and a whole war going on around them. Yeah, nothing wrong here.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-7-09 - Published: 10-4-09 - Starscream
23. Never Piss Off a Weapon's Specialist reviews
Leo's about to learn the hard way that you never mess with Ironhide. Requested by vanillathunder215.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-29-09 - Ironhide & Leo S. - Complete
24. Last Thoughts reviews
Megatron's last thoughts as Sam shoves the Allspark into his chest.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-25-09 - Megatron - Complete
25. Ironhide and Ratchet Learn To Drive reviews
Requested by a reviewer for An Autobot Mechanic, what happens when the weapon's specialist and chief medical officer have to work on thier driving? Well, let's just say it's not pretty.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-09 - Ironhide & Ratchet
26. Born Again » reviews
When I was killed I the chance to come back, as a pokemon. I hoped I would be noticed in my new life unlike my old one. i didn't know how noticed I would become. WRITTEN WITH PERMISSION FROM srgeman. Please read and Review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,382 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-28-09 - Published: 2-17-09
27. Victims of Circumstance » reviews
In order to avoid becoming a pile of ectoplasmic goo Lydia marries Beetlejuice. She is opposed to the ghost with the most but could Beetlejuice, who had general love for her, turn her around so they can experience immortality together? Movieverse
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 6-25-09 - Published: 5-24-09
28. Turn Out The Juice And See What Shakes Loose » reviews
We have another 100 Kisses Challenge! I am also trying to get a one hundred chapter fic up here. Please Read and Review.
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 6-22-09 - Published: 6-17-09
29. Sleeping Lydia
A retelling of the classic tale of "Sleeping Beauty", with a large helping of our favorite movie. With Lydia as the beauty and Beetlejuice as the prince, what couldnn't go wrong? Oneshot Review please!
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Published: 6-16-09
30. You Want Adventure, Don't You? reviews
When Ganon promises to make Zelda's every dream come true, she ventures with him through the Gerudo desert and beyond, slowly falling for him. Meanwhile Link swears he will hunt Ganondorf down and kill him. Zelda X Ganon Link X Midna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-29-09 - Zelda & Ganondorf
31. Sixteen Years Ago » reviews
When Fara, a half-elf half-human, is taken from her home and the third dragon hatches for her, it's a viscious race to outsmart the mad king and escape to somewhere safe.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-16-09 - Published: 5-12-09
32. Iona Leary, Finder of the Fountain reviews
Iona Leary, lived a Robinson Cruseo-esque life for two hundred years after mistakenly finding the Fountain of Youth. When she is rescued by our two favorite pirate captains, she takes a sudden shine to Barbossa.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-25-09 - Hector B. & Jack S.
33. Brethren and Buccaneers, There's a Difference reviews
When Redwall falls under attack from a large army of bucaneers, their only hope lies with... pirates?
Redwall - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-09
34. Heading Through the Triangle » reviews
Pressured by her rich client, Captain Kara Seaton takes the Lily of the Ocean through the cursed Bermuda Triangle, sending them back in time meeting up with pirates, navymen, and much worse. T for language.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-26-09 - Published: 3-20-09 - Jack S. & James N.
35. Bring Me That Sparrow » reviews
Jacky Barbossa, sister of the viscious Hector Barbosa and grandaughter of the merciless Davy Jones, has been forced to make a great decision. Family or the love of a man? Please read and review!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,046 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-19-09 - Published: 3-3-09 - Hector B. & Jack S.
36. Rum and a Library » reviews
Jack's views on the prompts from the Broken Compass forum. "Alive". R&R; please!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-19-09 - Published: 3-17-09 - Jack S. - Complete
37. Sparrows, Swords and Superstitions » reviews
When a Pelegosto launched the Pearl's captains into our time, landing them in landlocked Arizona they just want to get back to the ocean.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-18-09 - Published: 3-17-09 - Hector B. & Jack S.
38. Another Beautiful Day In Hell reviews
A oneshot of a dream Jack has in the Locker. He travels through both memory and events he wasn't at. Tie-in with Bring Me That Sparrow.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-10-09 - Jack S. - Complete
39. Joker Discovers Fanfiction » reviews
Yes, this was inspired by Joker Discovers Myspace but also from a topic on a forum. Basically the JOker finds out about the Why So Serious? crew and a liitle chaos ensues.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 2-26-09 - Published: 1-27-09 - J. Gordon
40. Reality to Gotham » reviews
One night what I thought was a dream, became a reality. JokerXOC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 1-30-09 - Joker
41. Amazing Race: Gotham Edition » reviews
When Joker, Harvey, Scarecrow, the Mayor, Gordon and Batman paarticipate in the Amazing Race it quickly turns to hysterical chaos.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-25-09 - Published: 1-20-09 - Joker & J. Gordon
42. That Dang Jack Napier! » reviews
The Joker's past. Complicated huh? But what if you had known the Joker when he got his scars? What if on that night you were supposed to go out? What if ten years later you met him and still loved him? Read to find out.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,315 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 2-2-09 - Published: 9-17-08
43. Waves of Purple and Green reviews
When a mysterious captain hauls the Joker aboard her ship, the captain chronicles all of their adventures in her log, but when love and luck take over what will be the outcome? Will she be able to steer her ship out of this fog of right and wrong? JokerxO
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-21-09 - Joker
44. A Dream reviews
Lex comes up with a way to reopen the San Diego park. OneShot
Jurassic Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-17-09
45. The Absolutly True Diary of a PartTime Villainess reviews
Hi, my name is Leah, I live in a dumpster, steal, fight,basically do anything to survive. Oh, did I mention the Joker kind of interferes in my life from time to time, more like at least once a week. R&R; Por favor! That's Spanish for please!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-6-09 - Joker
46. Twist and Shout » reviews
Jacky and Helen, lifelong friends, volunteered at a Halloween Carnival. Only to be thrust into a world of laughing jesters, dark knights, and horrifying secrets. R&R; PLEASE!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-6-09 - Published: 1-4-09 - Joker
47. Christmas For The Joker » reviews
Four girls. One criminal mastermind. One heck of a good christmas.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-24-08 - Published: 12-16-08 - Joker - Complete
48. Supernova reviews
He was a rising star. Yet he imploded in the middle of his fame. A poem of rememberance for Heath. If you miss Heath please send me a PM and I will list your penname.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-22-08
49. Money or Scars? » reviews
Harly Quinn, fresh out of Gotham University, has attracted the attention of two of Gotham's most feared and richest people. Which one will she choose?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 12-22-08 - Published: 12-8-08 - Joker
50. Joker The Purple Clad Villain reviews
Rudolph modified to be about our favorite villain.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 75 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-21-08 - Joker - Complete
51. Merry Christmas Joker! reviews
A classic poem modified so it is a Night Before Christmas in Gotham.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-18-08 - Joker - Complete
52. From Gotham to Phoenix reviews
When the Joker finds out that people in the southwest don't believe that he is real he sets out to spread a little chaos to the sunny states.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-15-08
53. Twelve Temples » reviews
When Alaya's father told her she was to be married, she decides to stall by going to the different temples and offering sacrifices to the gods. Little does she know that adventures await her upon the road.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-4-08 - Published: 10-23-08
54. Greek Gods in Gotham » reviews
When Artemis and Athena show up to show the men just how powerful the women of Gotham are, batman has his hands full just trying to get Gotham to continue to exist.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10-13-08 - Published: 10-9-08 - The Joker & Bruce W.
55. He Laughs reviews
Just a poem I wrote for the number 1 supervillian in the world. Uses a lot of quotes from the movie.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 149 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-26-08 - Complete
56. A Pirate Poem reviews
Really Short
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-20-08 - Complete
57. A Pirate's Life for Me reviews
Just a short poem I wrote.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-20-08
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