Hey, guys! It's me, Freddy again. I shall finally be getting around to posting another chapter of my television series. Get psyched!
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Anyway, let's go.

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"Hey, look at this!" Lilly called to whomever may have been listening from the couch. She held the remote in one hand and a bag of potato chips in the other. "They have a special on Fame Game coming on!"

Britannica and Rosemary walked in from the kitchen. "Lilly? Seriously? Potato chips? Those are salty and full of Trans fat and cholesterol," the former reprimanded her. The latter stared at her with her head cocked sideways.

"Not true," Lilly argued, holding the bag up for her to see. "They're 0 grams of Trans fat. Besides, you've known about Couch Tater Tuesday for almost a year now."

Britannica rolled her eyes. "And why are we watching Fame Game anyway?" she asked. "It's all trash."

"No, this is real stuff," Lilly replied defensively. "I like this show. Now be quiet and sit down."

So the two sat down with her and looked expectantly at the television. A commercial had just ended, and on TV, a camera began to pan around what looked like a studio. At a half-circular desk sat Jade Sterling, a classic interviewer and exclusive gossip columnist, in her traditional fuchsia velvet pants suit. On the desk sat her half-empty cup of coffee that she never picked up; in her hands was a manila envelope. "Thank you, Catrice," she acknowledged another person across the room in her poisoned-honey voice with a smile that would burn your retinas out. "Thank you for the show."

The camera panned to the other end of the room. At a director's chair sat another young woman chewing on an apple. Her mousy brown hair was tangled, and her red tank top and dark blue denim shorts were sun-bleached to pink and sky-colored. Her eyes her dull blue, and her already pale skin appeared annoyingly gray in the light. She herself seemed quaintly uninterested in what Jade was saying. Finishing the bite of her apple slowly, she replied, "No problem, Jade. It was very nice of you to give me another chance at this, especially after the whole restaurant incident."

"Right…" Jade stretched out the word. "Have a nice day now, Ms. Lavish."

Catrice Lavish stood up, stretched amidst a disturbing meowing sound, and skipped off the set with a half-grin.

"That, ladies and gentlemen," Jade laughed, the smile never leaving her face, "was Catrice Lavish. After her little breakdown, do you keep her to her word of getting back to the top? I, Jade Sterling, leave it to you to decide. You can go to to vote on whether you think Catrice will make up for the accident."

"She is a disaster," Britannica chuckled. "By the way, Rosemary, she's the singer from Pink Rose Kitten, in case you were wondering."

"Sad to think we're even of the same species," Rosemary said, sounding honestly embarrassed. "I wish I didn't know who she was now."

"Now, I'm going to introduce you to a newcomer to Fame Game," Jade explained. "You may have heard of them already, but if you haven't, well, you're in for a pleasant surprise! Famous for their new hit single, Make You Smile, from the album of the same name, please welcome Holly Shelston and Olivia Silvers from My Broken Bliss!"

Two girls walked onto the set from the side opposite that from Catrice had exited. The first thing that struck the three watching was their age. They couldn't have been over thirteen. The first one was far too happy for her own good. She had impossibly curly blonde hair and impossibly blue eyes. She sported a short red dress with small white polka dots and sleeves and black gloves. On top of this she wore a red tie and necklace. She also had on white stockings with red high heels. Her eyes twinkled beautifully and her hair shone in the light with a sheen that actually garnered an "ooh" from the audience. In short, she was a bright, impossible girl.

Her companion was far easier to look at. Her brown hair and eyes completely contrasted the first girl. She wore a white dress shirt above a dark blue frilly skirt. Over gray stockings, she wore white suede mules. To finish the look, she donned a thick black scarf.

"Oh my gosh! I have no idea who they are," Britannica chuckled sarcastically, walking into the kitchen and returning shortly with a glass of orange juice.

"Hello, girls," Jade greeted them, gesturing towards the director's chair. The brown-haired girl stood behind while the blonde sat. The brunette took out a pink brush and brushed the blonde's hair. "I'm excited to have you here, girls," Jade continued. "Now…tell me a little about yourselves."

The blonde smiled a smile that almost rivaled Jade's and began to talk in a bird-like voice. "Well, my name is Holly. Olivia here and I have been best friends forever, and we've been dreaming of singing professionally since…when was it, Olivia? Five years? Six?"

Olivia nodded, never taking her eyes off Holly's hair. "So Olivia and I, a few weeks ago we decide we're finally gonna be singers. And the rest…well, you know."

"Very good," Jade commented. "Now, tell me your thoughts on some of your new people. You know…your elders. The veterans of Fame Game. What do you have to say about them?"

Holly frowned. "Well, that's actually something I wanted to get around to talking about," she answered. "It's complicated. See, we have a problem with a specific band."

Jade looked insufferably excited. "Well, would you like to share it with us?"

"Well, I know we aren't very popular yet, and we do entirely different types of music, so some of our fans don't know this…but you know Paranormality, right?" Holly asked. "Well, on their new album that came out the other day, we noticed a little something. Olivia?"

Olivia stopped brushing Holly's hair, removed a CD case from her purse, and began speaking. "The new Paranormality album, Goodbye Gravity, came out exactly four days ago. Track ten, Radio Skyline, shares its name with track five on our CD, which was released to the public two weeks previous to the release of Paranormality's album. This seems harmless enough, but upon listening to the track, Holly and I found that it is the same song with a faster tempo and a few minor lyrical adjustments. We feel-"

"It's just not nice," Holly interrupted her. "I mean, who just goes and just steals songs like that? I mean, they sing well, and they're otherwise decent people, but we're having serious problems liking them after what they did to us."

"Insightful," Jade remarked. By now all three girls were staring wide-eyed at the television.

Suddenly Alice burst in the door with a piece of paper in her hands and rushed up the stairs towards the girls. "You've gotta read this!" she ordered.

"What?" Britannica demanded, snatching the paper from her. Reading it over, she looked worriedly at the others. "This says we're under terms copyright infringement and legal issues concerning song theft!"

"In English?" Rosemary asked.

"Is this a bad thing?" Lilly added.

"Holly Shelston and Olivia Silvers are suing us for two hundred thousand dollars!" Britannica cried.

"Okay, so this is a bad thing."

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My hair is blowing in the wind as I walk down the street

I know that I should take I hint from everyone that I meet

So turn your head to the sky

And we'll find out how to fly

And I know just what to do

'Cause there's no place I'd rather be, than here with you

I'm gonna strut my stuff today

Don't know if I'll do what you say

But I'm gonna look into the light

Over the rainbow

Some days I'm up, some days I'm down

But that's just life so go to town

But I swear, I'll meet you there tonight

At the end of the slideshow

But I swear I'll meet you there tonight

At the end of the slideshow

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"This is awful!" Gazelle sobbed, pacing around the living room. "How can they do this? We didn't know these people before today, and they're accusing us of this, and why would they do something like this to us? I'm scared, guys, and…"

After a moment, she suddenly fainted, hitting the floor with a loud thud.

"That was nice," Rosemary muttered.

"Well, she isn't wrong, we have to do something about this," Britannica sighed. "I don't know what's going on with Holly and Olivia, but maybe it isn't their fault. Maybe their bosses and songwriters stole the song and told them it was original."

"But Olivia is smart," Lilly argued. "She would look into other songs by that name, and she'd eventually figure out what happened."

"The only problem is, how did they do it?" Alice put in. "Our album was out the other day, and theirs is a couple of weeks old. How would they be able to hear our song?"

"They didn't do it, but people are stupid," Britannica answered. "Remember last month when we released that video thingy with the song in it? People are forgetting that that was earlier than their album, and so few people actually bothered to listen to the song that hardly anybody will complain."

"So it's simple," Ashie decided. "We go to Jade, explain the whole thing, and put Holly and Olivia to shame. It's not like Jade can say no, right? Right?"

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"Please leave!" Jade almost yelled, no trace of a smile on her face. She and the band were currently standing in the middle of the stage with many producers and other famous people observing the spectacle.

The girls stared at her. "Well…it wasn't exactly no," Ashie mumbled.

"I and my show have no place for no-talent, song-stealing, proletarian filth like you," Jade continued haughtily, crossing her arms.

"Okay, wait," Alice requested. "You're a talk show host. How the heck do you know the word 'proletarian'?"

"I don't know the word proletarian," Rosemary protested.

"Why does that not surprise me?" Lilly muttered.

"First of all, I have an IQ of 132," Jade began.

"Did you get that off a quiz on the Internet?" Britannica asked with a mocking smile.

"Maybe. Second of all, as said previously by Yours Truly, I have no time to speak to worthless people who can't write their own songs. I mean, those poor girls are thirteen! How could you just take a song like that from thirteen-year-olds?"

"Holly and Olivia are not as innocent as they look!" Britannica pleaded.

"And Holly doesn't look that angelic anyway!" Alice added.

"Somebody ring?" Holly called from across the room, strutting towards Jade and the girls, Olivia following close behind.

"You're trying to tell me that-" Jade indicated Holly and Olivia-"isn't innocent?"

Holly stopped right in front of Jade with a confused look on her face. Her gaze then turned towards the band and dropped slightly. "Oh, hello…" she greeted them softly. "Nice to meet you…I love your music…"

"Oh!" Jade cried sweetly, covering her cheeks with her hands with an even wider smile than she usually wore.

Britannica glared sourly at Holly before sighing and turning towards her friends. "I guess this was a lost cause, girls," she decided. Suddenly a familiar melody sounded from her hair. She looked straight forward and unlatched her cell phone from behind her ear. "Oh, no," she said quietly.

"Who is it?" Alice asked.

"Oliver," Britannica replied.

"Put him on speaker," Gazelle suggested.

Britannica pressed said button and the nine young women were greeted by a piercingly loud: "Get your pretty little faces to the studio, now!" The band all simply winced; they were used to Oliver screaming this way when he got upset. Jade stared in shock at the phone. Holly clapped her hands over her ears, and Olivia tumbled off the center platform of the stage.

"Am I the only one who doesn't want to go the studio?" Britannica dared to ask.

"Eh, anything beats this place," Gazelle murmured.

"You know, Gazelle, you've got to stop saying everything that comes into your mind-" Britannica began.

"And you're leaving, and you're leaving, still leaving," Jade chanted, collectively pushing them off the stage.

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And go to commercial.

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"Well, here we are," Britannica sighed, pulling the gearshift into park. "We'd better go see what Oliver wanted us so badly for."

"Do we have any other options?" Lilly asked.

Britannica stared out the windshield for a moment. "Not really, let's go."

They all hurried into the building, where Oliver was there waiting for them, tapping his foot impatiently. "What took you so long?" he demanded. "Mrs. Knight needs to see you. What for should be very obvious to you by now."

"Jeez," Britannica said as he led them upstairs into Jessica's office.

"Hello, girlies," Jessica greeted them with a withered smile. "Nice to see you again. Twice in one week, isn't it? Impressive."

"Look, Mrs. Knight, we apologize sincerely for what happened-" Britannica began.

"I talk first," Jessica interrupted her. "First of all, as we all know, Oliver does in fact write your songs, so technically he should be to blame in the public eye. But of course…the public eye is under the impression that you write your own songs, so things like this tend to fall on you, don't they?"

"Yes, ma'am," Britannica agreed.

Jessica then stood up, the smile creeping away. "I have a chart," she explained. "I am very proud of my chart. Toki, go get my chart, will you? You know, the one I am very proud of?"

Toki nodded and rushed into a side room, hauling out a large line graph on an easel. A long baton lay on the easel, which Jessica snatched up and slapped on the left side of the graph.

"This graph charts the average number of viewers that watch Fame Game on that little magical radio-video box we call television," Jessica explained. "Since Fame Game's premiere episode in 2005, when the number of viewers totaled twenty thousand, the amount has increased dramatically with each day. This week's episode gathered five million watchers, the highest since episode one thousand two hundred twenty five."

"The Christmas one with the songs and stuff?" Rosemary asked.

"Exactly," Jessica replied. "Now think about this. Five million people just witnessed Holly Shelston claim that you girls stole a song from her and Olivia. When five million people think that you stole a song, what do you think it does for your reputation?"

"Uh…" Britannica tried to answer.

"Toki, please fetch my other chart, will you? You know, the one I am almost as proud of?"

Toki nodded again and dashed back into the side room, returning shortly with another chart on another easel.

"Now this chart," Jessica began, slapping her baton on the new graph, "tells us how popular Paranormality has been since the release of their first album. Notice there are actually two graphs here, the first being a function of total music subscribers to months, the other being a function of net earnings to months. As you can see, both lines have steadily risen since the first album's release-until this morning." She pointed with the baton at the right side of the first chart. "If you'll look here, six million people canceled subscriptions from Paranormality's music since nine this morning, and it's-" She looked at Toki's watch-"Eleven o'clock! That's more people than actually watched the show, girls!

"Now…" Jessica breathed out. "We understand full well that you are not to blame for this, but that the public eye has forgotten who really owns this song, because the public eye is fickle and unintelligent. Now…how do de we set the public eye straight?"

"You really like the phrase 'public eye', don't you?" Britannica asked.

"What do you mean?"

The girls stared at her for a moment. "Whatever," Britannica muttered. "I'm sorry, Mrs. Knight-"

" I am still talking," Jessica growled. The girls stared at her in fear. "Thank you. Now, girls…I for one am at a loss for a solution, but Oliver has put to us an idea."

"Oh, this oughta be good," Gazelle chuckled. "Tell us, Olley. Tell us your genius plan."

Oliver gave her a smile that said "I'm going to slap you so hard" before beginning to explain. "I think that there might be a psychological reasoning behind this theft. If you girls go to Holly and Olivia and ask them about this whole situation, maybe we can get a good explanation. It's pretty simple, really, but I guess that's why I'm the brains of this operation…" He trailed off, becoming quieter as he neared the last words.

"Yes, however, I'm the owner of this operation who can fire and replace you in nothing flat," Jessica reminded him cheekily. "But we're going with your plan anyway. Girls, why don't you take a trip to Holly and Olivia's house. Toki's looked up and written down directions. Shouldn't be too hard to find, I think."

She handed them a slip of paper with hastily scrawled directions. "But…but they're all the way in Santa Barbara!" Britannica protested.

"Yes, and I don't care," Jessica agreed. "Just do it so we don't have to kill the building." Walking to the wall and hugging it, she murmured, "I love this building…"

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"Well, this is it," Britannica announced, parking the car on the curb next to a very large brown wooden mansion. "Holly and Olivia's."

"The demon cave," Lilly corrected her. "I really don't want to go in that place."

"Well, we don't much of a choice," Britannica told her. "If we don't find some way to make everyone realize that we didn't steal the song, we're dead."

The girls walked in single file to the black front door. Britannica knocked carefully, and after a few seconds it opened to Holly. "Oh hey!" she greeted them. "Nice to see you again. Come in, come in! Olivia, get us some hot chocolate already!"

"Sure thing, Holly," Olivia confirmed, retreating to the kitchen and returning almost immediately with eight mugs of hot chocolate, four in her hands, three in her elbows, and one on her head.

"Thank you, Olivia," Holly acknowledged her, handing a mug to everyone. The band stared at her in utter confusion and outrage as they accepted their mugs. "So. Something you want to talk about?"

"Yeah," Rosemary said angrily.

"Kinda!" Alice added.

"You see, we're a little miffed about you, um…stealing our song," Britannica explained.

"…You are?" Holly asked confusedly. "We didn't know that…"

The band exchanged a look of confusion and shock. "You didn't?" Lilly demanded. "How the-how could you possibly not know we were angry about that?"

"We figured you'd think it was funny," Olivia answered, shrugging.

"Also we needed the money," Holly added.

Britannica narrowed her eyes. "But…you're already international stars. Why in the world would you need more money?"

"Well, we need to be able to pay for the mansion, and the car, and my make-up specialist, and Holly's dorky violin lessons," Holly explained.

"Wait wait wait," Britannica stopped her. "The mansion? The car? You're thirteen. I mean, you're thirteen, right?"

"Correct," Olivia confirmed. "But we wanted to live by ourselves, and we decided to keep the car until we're old enough to drive."

The band all stared at them both. "Okay, you people are seriously disturbed," Gazelle told them, eyes twitching. "I don't know how you got it, but you just are."

Britannica sighed. "Okay, girls, could you just sign this form saying that the song is ours?" she asked, handing Holly a contract that was folded in thirds.

"Does this reflect bad on us?" Holly asked, unfolding the form.

"Not at all," Britannica assured her. "We just give it to the press, and everything smoothens over. Nothing bad for you."

Olivia looked it over. "Wait, please," she requested, eyeing the paper carefully. "This nullifies our lawsuit against you, doesn't it?"

"Um…yeah, that's right," Britannica replied. "That's not a problem, is it?"

Olivia and Holly stared at each other before returning to look at the band. "Actually, yes," Holly answered. "As previously stated, we need money. That's really the only reason we're suing you."

"So you're not going to sign it without us giving you money you don't deserve?" Alice demanded.

"Nope," Holly answered curtly, pursing her lips.

"Come on, this is insane!" Rosemary cried.

"Can't we just go with an out-of-court settlement?" Gazelle asked.

"Gazelle, we are not giving them money!" Britannica almost yelled.

"You're not?" Holly asked, her head tilted to the side.

"We're not!" Britannica answered.

Olivia and Holly whispered for a moment with each other. Finally Olivia took the contract and folded it again. "Then I'm sorry, girls," she said without a single trace of regret, "but we can't sign this contract." She handed the paper to Britannica in a very fancy, overdrawn fashion, as though she were entrusting to the band news from a top-secret government agency.

All the girls stared at them in horror. "Please tell me you're kidding," Ashie pleaded.

"Sorry, girls," Holly replied, standing and brushing her profound bangs from her shiny forehead. Turning to look at the band with narrowed eyes, she added, "And please don't come back. We don't have enough hot chocolate for all of you to be flouncing your dresses and skirts and jeans in here all the time."

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"They what?" Jessica screamed.

"Well, we told them we weren't going to give them money because they stole our song," Britannica repeated, "and they just decided not to sign the contract."

"Those manipulative brats and their egos and their stupid designer lives and…" Jessica breathed heavily for a few moments before turning to Toki. "Get me my pillow," she ordered.

Toki rushed into the closet for the third time and returned with a pink pillow very delicately stitched cat pattern in the middle of one side. "Thank you," Jessica mumbled, putting the pillow to her face and shrieking a string of phrases and sentences that the others couldn't quite make out but probably contained several expletives.

"You know…" Toki mused. "Paying the two of them might actually be the best idea."

"What?" everybody shouted. Even Jessica dropped the pillow and begged the question a split second afterwards.

"If we let them take us to court," Toki explained, "realistically, they're going to win."

"Why do you figure that?" Oliver asked, searching through papers.

"Because they're attractive young girls with a very new singing career," Toki replied irritably. "However, if we go with the out-of-court settlement Miss Johnson seems to have suggested, we pay only slightly more than the actual lawsuit and, by law, we are allowed to keep the song on the album."

"Well…" Jessica sighed, picking the pillow back up. "I guess we gotta somehow scrounge two-and-a-half hundred grand."

"Somehow?" Lilly repeated. "Jessica, you could build another house with the bills you have."

"And still afford to pay both the mortgages," Alice added.

Jessica looked afraid of the idea. "Yeah…but I don't like spending it…"

So the whole "Dream Today, Live Tomorrow" motto in neon on the front of the building, that was completely free?" Britannica asked sarcastically.

"Okay shut up!" Jessica shouted. "The point is, Toki's probably right. We don't have much of a choice here."

"I got it!" Oliver suddenly announced.

"What are you on about now? Another completely brilliant plan?" Jessica demanded.

"I really got it!" Oliver repeated happily.

"Well, what is it?"

"I have three forms here," Oliver began, showing everyone the papers. "This here is the release form for the video of Paranormality's Radio Skyline, showing plainly that the release date to national television was exactly thirty-five days. The second one here says that the release date of Holly and Olivia's My Broken Bliss was no more than seventeen days ago."

"That's wonderful!" Jessica gushed, her face finally brightening.

"But wait, there's more," Oliver continued, intentionally sounding like a telemarketer. "I hold here the most recent list of official talents signed to all American record companies. And guess what?"

"What's that?" Britannica asked.

"Holly and Olivia are not professionally signed singers!" Oliver replied. "They don't actually have a job as musical talents!"

"Oliver, that's amazing!" Jessica cried, making a pirouette and sitting back down in her chair. "So now we just take this to Jade Sterling and everything's fine, right?"

"And those girls get what they deserve," Ashie added.

"No…" Rosemary disagreed. "If they were going to get what they deserved, they'd be buried neck-deep in red ants."

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"Well, I guess I can't argue with this," Jade murmured, looking over the papers. "I guess all I can say is…I'm sorry I made everyone think you stole the song. It's my fault, I guess."

"Yeah it is," Rosemary agreed.

"Shut up, Rosemary!" Lilly ordered. Rosemary rolled her eyes.

"So if you want, I'll go back on TV and tell everybody you aren't to blame," Jade offered.

The girls looked at each other. "No…I think that's fine," Britannica told her. Because according to our schedule, two special guests should be arriving in 3…2…"

At that exact moment, Holly and Olivia skipped into the studio through the same entrance by which the band had entered. They took one look at Jade with the papers and attempted to dash right back outside. Jade ordered two doormen to stop them, which they did with incredible ease.

"I know what you did," Jade told them. "And I command you to go back on television and tell the world what dirty lying thieves you are."

"Well that's a bit harsh, isn't it?" Holly asked, trying to look as sweet as possible.

"No," Britannica almost laughed, approaching from behind. "So Jade…are we off the hook? Are you sure you can get everyone to like us again?"

"Absolutely," Jade confirmed. "I mean, I'm Jade Sterling. Everybody with even the slightest connection to technology listens to my words."

"I expected as much," Britannica agreed. "Oh, and Holly, Olivia? Good luck paying for the car and the house and the specialist."

"Don't forget the violin lessons," Olivia reminded her bitterly.

"Oh…you mean the dorky violin lessons?" Britannica chuckled.

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There we are! Second episode finished! I hope you liked it, because this took me forfrickinever to write. Tell me what you thought!

See ya!