Hi peoples! I'm kitster900. I decided on that username when my father started calling his cat Kit-Kat Kitster, after Kitster from Star Wars. (Yeah, you probably don't know the character, but my dad does.) So I just decided Kitster was a fun name. Then when the name was taken, I added my favorite number to the end.

My real name isn't Frederic Marile. That's actually my e-mail, and in this case, my Pen Name. Gosh, I'm not French! I take French class though. Bonjour, mes amis! Est-ce que vous aimez manger les enfants?

I just greeted you in French and proceeded to ask you all if you like to eat babies.

I won't tell you my real name though (cause I personally don't take to the idea of somebody driving a dagger through my skull in the middle of the night). Sorry!

I think they passed a law that says I have to say stuff about myself now, or else be eaten by the giant demented Care Bear...so here I go.

I was born 11/26/96 (which means I'm fourteen for those of you too lazy to count). I am in ninth grade. (But I would be in eleventh if I had decided to skip second and eighth grades like I did kindergarten. By the way, my friends still tease about the fact that I never went to the grade where you learn numbers and the alphabet and all that crap I already knew by then; they ask me to spell Mississippi almost daily.) My dad is a great artist. He's actually thinking about making his own comic strip about a girl Carrie C. Carson who works at Floor-Mart with a diverse crew of strange and fun employees, like Coco the talking monkey and the Cash-O-Matic 9000, a computer cashier with personality issues. He was gonna call it "Unique Like the Rest of Us", but he decided it was too long so now he's going to call it "Zobovor's" after his username he has on most websites.

And while I'm on the subject, maybe I should tell you more about the comic strip because it is super special awesome. It's going to be really cool, you know. REALLY COOL. Let's see, who all else is there...there's the boss at Floor-Mart, Frederick Q. Dingleberry (not kidding, I'm serious), who dresses like a clown, complete with a big red nose and gigantor shoes. His personal quote is, "I want it done yesterday." Seriously. There's also Meredith Justice, a little penguin with a serious attitude problem. No wait, that's too kind. As my dad writes, she'd probably have to go through years of therapy, get on some decent mood-elevating medication, and get a complete brain transplant to get to the point where she had a serious attitude problem. If you ask her where the frozen fish are, she'll lead you back by the hand to the freezer, open it up and take out a choice selection of imported trout, and then slap you silly with it. And forcibly shove it down your throat. And go ballistic on your buttocks with her little fishy flippers and kick you out of the store, screaming, "DON'T BOTHER ME WHEN I'M WORKING!" all the way out. And that's when she's in a good mood. Her personal quote: "You didn't want any HELP, did you? Good, I didn't THINK so!" Then there's Michael Shellkowitz, a turtle who literally defines laziness. He aspires to nothing. When most of the other employees have done their complete work and clocked out, it's a surprise if Mike has a whole three shopping carts stored up in the cart-port-place. He doesn't kill time-he whacks time in the face with a baseball bat and stomps on it repeatedly. His personal quote is, "I'll get it done eventually. Maybe. Maybe not. But probably not. No, I won't."

Anyway...I think I'll stop there. I am a big fan of Mario games, and video games in general (I get that from both parents but mostly my dad). I also like lots of movies, particularly the Terminator and Harry Potter series (TWILIGHT WILL NEVER BE THE NEW HARRY POTTER, SUCKERS!). Speaking of things that suck blood, I have no idea what is up with people liking Justin Beiber. One of my favorite quotes ever: "I don't care who the heck Justin Beiber is! I want to withdraw my rent because that pixie stands on his balcony every night blowing bubbles and singing! Or pretending to sing. Without auto-tune he sounds like a canary with a whistle in its throat."-Shelley Oceans, Late Night Liars. He's not talented in the slightest, plus I can't imagine what alien freak can possibly think he's good-looking. That's another thing I noticed...if a girl thinks a guy is cute, she has permission to call him cute. A guy who thinks he's well-dressed, takes care of his looks, etc. must call him "good-looking". ON THE OTHER HAND, a guy can call a girl cute anytime...and so can a girl. Why is it that we have to call ourselves good-looking but you girls can call yourselves cute?!

Another example, you ever notice how if guys wear their girlfriends' clothes, they look completely and utterly stupid; whereas when their girlfriends wear their outfits they look sweet and...elfish. MEAN!

Yeah, I kinda have ADD...not actually, but sometimes I feel like it.

But seriously, I'm just a person who does stuff and likes stuff and thinks stuff just like you (yes, you!) are. Hopefully on the thinks stuff part.

I also love anime. There are only three that I really like. They're called Wolf's Rain, Code Geass, and Pandora Hearts. They're AWESOME. WATCH ZEM. NAO.

I also like Vocaloid. I know, I know, it's not "real" music (it's the music that makes you sound good even if you suck, people say), but I still like it. A lot of those singers would sound good even if they didn't have the synthesizers. I like the second edition better than the first, but my favorites include some from the first edition too. I like best the ones my sister Robin showed me in this one song called Halloween.

They're names are: Kaito Shion, Meiko Sakine, Miku Hatsune, Rin and Len Kagamine, Gakupo Kamui, and Luka Megurine. They are fully awesome.

Yes they are.

Don't deny it, they are!

STOP ARGUING WITH ME!

Oh wait.

That was weird.

Anyway...

As some of you know I'm in the middle of a Paper Mario story called Legend of the Clouds. For those of you who are reading it, I hope you are enjoying it.

I should give credit where it's due. My mother and sister are both great writers, so I decided to toy with letters and words at some point, and some of the longer stories are actually pretty good. I've got to say that for the most part of my reviewers are my best inspiration. The first story I've actually read to the latest chapter-that I didn't sorta just get bored with-was Paper Mario: The Temple of the Sun, by that one little guy. Check out her stories-they're all pretty good. When I got a few more reviews as well, I checked out their stories and kinda learned from them. (But I promise, I try to keep my own stories as original as possible. As long as I don't know that there's another existing story mine is the same as, anyway.)

Thanks for checking out my profile! It means a lot! Really!

1/31/10-9:42 P.M.: I just want to say you ALL have to check out Robin Smith's story right now. It's required! See her profile and check it out: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2174959/Robin_Smith We would both appreciate it.

4/11/10-9:20 P.M.: You also have to check out Cherri Eclipse's profile because she is completely awesome. She writes really well: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1946159/

7/21/10-12:54 P.M.: I've just now started a story called, "Sweet Light of Cali". If you want a profile of everyone and to know what everyone looks like:

Britannica: The "leader" of the band, she's usually seen as the smartest, if the most talkative. http://kitster900.deviantart.com/art/Britannica-Starr-172187981?q=gallery:kitster900/13507502&qo=8

Alice: The most artistic in the band, she's often opinionated, but never wants to hurt anyone. http://kitster900.deviantart.com/art/Alice-Nightray-172188660?q=gallery:kitster900/13507502&qo=7

Lilly: She's very upbeat and bouncy and even sometimes a pain, but she's a thinker if there ever was one. http://kitster900.deviantart.com/art/Lilly-Highsmith-172188778?q=gallery:kitster900/13507502&qo=6

Rosemary: While a bit of a diva, Rosemary is always an important person to have as a friend. http://kitster900.deviantart.com/art/Rosemary-Everns-172188863?q=gallery:kitster900/13507502&qo=5

Ashie: The shy one of the group, she'll usually always agree with what others say, but she's very kind and sweet. http://kitster900.deviantart.com/art/Ashie-Hollings-172189073?q=gallery:kitster900/13507502&qo=4

Gazelle: Though sometimes in a daze, Gazelle will fight for what she believes in any day. http://kitster900.deviantart.com/art/Gazelle-Johnson-172189252?q=gallery:kitster900/13507502&qo=3

At this point, I get too bored to come up with bios and just post the links.

Oliver: http://kitster900.deviantart.com/art/Oliver-Dupree-172189504?q=gallery:kitster900/13507502&qo=2

Jessica: http://kitster900.deviantart.com/art/Jessica-Knight-172189585?q=gallery:kitster900/13507502&qo=1

Toki: http://kitster900.deviantart.com/art/Toki-Diago-172189846?q=gallery:kitster900/13507502&qo=0

By the way, I used KawaiiPandah's Vocaloid Dress Up Version 3 on DeviantArt to make these. I don't own that.

12/29/10-4:05 P.M.: Well would you look at that! Legend of the Clouds is officially over 200K words! ...I'm proud of that.

3/23/11-10:45 A.M.: Sorry I've updated pretty much nothing for a long time, guys. But fanfiction.net is being screwy and won't let me edit ANYTHING. I'm starting to worry I might have to re-upload the entire stories. That wouldn't be cool.