You walk into a dimly lit stone hallway. 'Hello?' You call nervously. You look around timidly. 'This place is a dump.' You think to yourself. Your footsteps echo against the stone walls. 'Hello?' You yell walking down the hallway. You come to a single wooden door. You hesitate slightly before turning the iron doorknob. You peak inside.

The room is significantly warmer with a fireplace flickering on the opposite to you. Various posters hung on the walls and bookshelves lined the walls. You see a teenaged girl snoring softly as she lay on a couch near a desk with a computer. The computer glowed brightly. 'I guess she left it on.' you thought absentmindedly. Curious, you sneak past the girl and peak at the screen. It was opened to a Word document. Suddenly you feel claws dig into your shoulder. You scream, half out of fear, half out of surprise. The girl glares at you. 'What. Are. You. Doing. Here?' she demanded through gritted teeth.

You smiled sheepishly. 'I just wanted to see your profile...MangaPirate?' The girl narrowed her eyes. 'That's me, but how the Hell did you get in my sanctuary?' You feel yourself pale. Maybe you should've taken the door on the left... The girl sighed. 'Try the door on the right, the one on the left is a maze.' she muttered. You nod. 'By the way, before I go what's with the whole "dungeon" theme?'

The girl raised an eyebrow. 'Cause it's cool.' You sigh and head out the door. '

'See you.'

'Bye.'

And that was a random reader insert I just felt like writing (took me about 5 minutes), here's my REAL profile:

So yeah I'm MangaPirate, I'm obsessed with One Piece (particularly Trafalgar Law), Mars bars, pie (the food not the math), writing, magic and ...other random junk/stuff/misc. My current work is Cursed and I'll be adding chapters...sometime...most likely when I'm really bored...but worry not, I usually find the will to write at least 300 words if I leave the file open...

I live mostly in my head because it can be a pretty shitty world.

I have a deviantart profile that I sometimes post on, I wrote little stories and memes about my OCs:

So yeah, feel free to check it out.

Anyways here's some facts concerning my stories:

#1. I'm open to suggestions for my stories...but there's no guarantee I'll use them.

#2. I repel grammer, no matter how many times I review the chapter, there's always a few that escape my notice. -slams forehead on table-

#3. If you post any negative reviews on my stories, I will delete them. No trolls or flammers please, if you think I give a damn about your hate you're wrong. I'll just post another chapter or story just to piss you off. I BE EATING YOUR SOULS...Aww damn, you wouldn't have any. :( Aww

#4. I REFUSE TO MAKE ANYTHING RELATED TO YAOI OR YURI!!! (I'm not homophobic honest, it just bothers me that people pair obviously straight characters in fetish (and sometimes creepy) ways. I also kinda find it creepy when people pair siblings together, I mean, they love each other like family not like...well that... That stuff can scar you.)

#5. I do accept requests but if I don't know/like the manga/anime I probably won't do it.

Here's some things about me:

Name: Starts with an E and ends with a Y. I ain't telling you anything more.

Age: I'm in high school, that should narrow things down.

Stereotype: A seemingly quiet nerdy teenage fangirl (I don't think I'm the crazy type) with an urge to write

Hobbies: Writing, Reading, randomly yelling in my mind in case anyone's reading my mind, staring at inanimate objects, talking to said objects, banging my head against walls, singing at the top of my lungs until someone tells me to shut the Hell up, enjoying time with my friends, enjoying solitude, hanging out with my dog and plotting.

My favorite mangas are: One Piece, Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z, Sheman King, D.N Angel, Black Bird, Beast Master, Fairy Tail and Fullmetal Alchemist

If I were a color I'd be a deep red

Eye color: I think of them as a chocolate-drop brown but I've been told by my friends that they're a mixture of brown and red...Does that make me some evil demon?

If I were an animal I'd be a wolf

Favorite numbers: 3, 6, 7, 9 and 13

My favorite bands are: Linkin Park, Simple Plan, Bowling for Soup, Three Days Grace and Evanescence

Favorite books: Tithe, Poison, The Haunting of Alaizabel Cray, White Fang and anything "Emily the Strange"

Things I just can't stand: Eerily happy people, pink, Twilight (I'm sorry but I hate it), heights, feeling cold, crazy fangirls (now that I've actually met some I'm running for cover), most bugs, clothes shopping...pretty much all girly activities/things/misc...

Instruments I can play: Piano and Flute

I look native north american (according to my friends, psht) but I'm actually 50 Asian, the other 50 is various.

Misc. things involving One Piece:

I'm up-to-date with the manga but occasionally watch the anime

My top 10 guys are:

1# Trafalgar Law (fangirl dance)

2# Roronoa Zoro (if you try to correct me and say his name's "Zolo" then you're a 4kids n00b. I SHUN YOU!)

3# Portgaz D. Ace (come on, who doesn't love him? May he rest in peace.)

4# Eustass Kid (Hell yeah!)

5# Bepo (He's kung fu action polar bear, when you can find someone who can top that, let me know)

6# Smoker (Best main marine so far!)

7# Killer (He's cool!)

8# Paulie (I loved him in the Water 7 arc!)

9# Shuraiya Bascùd (he was only in the 4th movie but he was AMAZING!!)

10# Touma (He was in the 5th movie, he was awesome!)

My top 10 girls are:

1# Bellemere (Hello? She's totally badass!)

2# Keimi (lol I love how she's always being eaten!)

3# Nico Olvia (Aww I loved her short reunion with Robin!)

4# Nojiko (She's awesome, no questions asked.)

5# Makino (I wish she'd make more appearences!)

6# Aisa (She's like the best kid I've seen so far!)

7# Nico Robin (She's the sanest member of the Strawhats.)

8# Captain Hina (She refers to herself in the 3rd person, that's reason enough.)

9# Kuina (I loved how she'd taunt Zoro when they were kids!)

10# Mao (She's in the anime fillers, she's this totally random girl who helps the Strawhats out.)

Top 5 Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z characters:

1#. Trunks

2#. Vegeta

3#. Future Trunks

4#. Android 18

5#. Nappa (Teamfourstar version)

(lol no Goku)

Top 5 favorite Shaman King characters:

1#. Horokew Usui

2#. Tao Ren

3#. Anna Kyoyama

4#. Amidamaru

5#. Yoh

Top 5 Fullmetal Alchemist characters:

1#. Dorochet/Dolcetto (T_T He needed more screentime before he died)

2#. Greed (first)

3#. Black Hayate

4#. Roy Mustang

5#. Riza Hawkeye