TornadoWeirdohide bio
 Author has written 17 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Brave Little Toaster, Fullmetal Alchemist, Sonic the Hedgehog, Legend of Zelda, and Tiny Toon Adventures. Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior. He can be yours too through this prayer: "God, I recognize that I have not lived my life for You up until now. I have been living for myself and that is wrong. I need You in my life; I want You in my life. I acknowledge the completed work of Your Son Jesus Christ in giving His life for me on the cross at Calvary, and I long to receive the forgiveness you have made freely available to me through this sacrifice. Come into my life now, Lord. Take up residence in my heart and be my king, my Lord, and my Savior. From this day forward, I will no longer be controlled by sin, or the desire to please myself, but I will follow You all the days of my life. Those days are in Your hands. I ask this in Jesus' precious and holy name. Amen." And make sure to read the King James Bible. |
Growth and Decline by Exileian reviews
When Hannibal awakens an unspeakable evil, the monks are forced to turn to the last person they ever imagined they'd ask for help: Chase Young.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,419 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Chase
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Survival of the Wackiest reviews
Gogo-centric "episode." Gogo fails a Reality exam and has to face the consequences at the wings of a cynical adjunct professor at Acme Looniversity.
Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,796 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/29/2016 - Complete
Majora's Curse reviews
A retelling of the events in Majora's Mask, Link is subjected to the power of a masked deity while searching for a lost friend in the land of Termina. He discovers that Termina is not a friendly place, and has to contend with moral dangers as well as those that threaten his life. Written in the form of children's literature, only a little more ambiguous and violent.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,842 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/20/2016 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Link, Farore, Tatl, Majora's Mask - Complete
Sonic SatAM Fan Pilot reviews
Sonic, Sally, Rotor, Bunnie, and Tails are the only ones who see through Dr. Robotnik's thinly veiled tyranny, and call themselves the Freedom Fighters on behalf of their planet. Will Robotnik be exposed as the villain he truly is? Or will he capture Sonic and his gang and make them his unwilling slaves?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/23/2015
Inspector Elric reviews
A sick Edward is forced to track down a potential bad guy that for some reason no one else can track down. Contains general goofiness, possible factual inaccuracies, lots of brotherly bickering, and Roy acting like a troll. Rated T for the expected profanity.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Moral Coil reviews
Casual chatter among four of the Seven Deadly Sins.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2015 - Envy, Gluttony, Lust, Sloth - Complete
The Brave Little Toaster 2 reviews
A sequel to the animated movie The Brave Little Toaster, without talking animals or road trips to Mars. And this time, it isn't just a summary.
Brave Little Toaster - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,942 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Complete
The Purple Hydra of Exeter reviews
A knight comes to the Xiaolin Temple, beckoning the monks to help him destroy a hydra that is terrorizing the United Kingdom. But what happens when the monks' chi powers get... misplaced?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012
Overpowered reviews
Wuya wants her Shen Gong Wu. How low is she willing to go in order to obtain them? Will she be able to win Chase over, or will she get distracted by her romantic feelings?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Wuya, Chase - Complete
Insomniacs reviews
Random Rai and Kim bedtime discussion... about childhood, the weather, and other weird stuff.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
The Dragon of Earth reviews
What Clay may be thinking and feeling, and if he really is as peaceful and cheery as he lets on. Kind of poetic in structure.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 604 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Clay - Complete
Dream Stalker Two Point Zero reviews
My version of that time Hannibal Bean crawled into Raimundo's head and wreaked havoc. What's really going on in there, by the way?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Raimundo, Hannibal Roy Bean - Complete
Hannibal for President reviews
While the monks are trying to both find more Shen Gong Wu AND get to the bottom of Raimundo's newly-acquired cardiac problems, evil is bubbling up within the land of the free. And what is this evil, taking the form of a well-meaning politician?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Complete
Night Fight reviews
Please excuse the slapdash title. Yep, so this is a one-shot! Or whatever you kids call it.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
What Are Humans? reviews
The woes and other strange occurrences of Ancient Peru, told from the mouths of the bemarun, or Peruvian reptile people. Something that might not seem relevant, but actually is. ...I'm working on it.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Complete
Mikhuyana reviews
Raimundo falls prey to a dangerous parasitic infection. With no cure, what are Omi, Kimiko, and Clay supposed to do?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,849 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Complete
On Guard reviews
What do the Xiaolin Warriors find when they go to the great mountains of Peru? And in the meantime, is the enemy planning something that could actually pose a threat?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Complete
Xiaolin Biographies reviews
A look at the characters and how they might become more rounded, three-dimensional, etc. Probably will be used as a reference for any future stories I make.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Complete