chill13hide bio
 Author has written 25 stories for Get Smart, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Gilligan's Island, Perfect Strangers, Mikado, StarTrek: Voyager, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Pirates! Band of Misfits. Hi, I'm chill13. As you might have guessed I'm a big fan of old sitcoms. Gillgan's Island, Get Smart and Perfect Strangers in particular. I'm also really into Harold Lloyd and Buster Keaton's silent movies but I haven't wrote any stories for them...yet. I tend toward things that are funny, clean and have heart. And lately I have discovered Gilbert and Sullivan's comic operas! Like many people I thought opera was boring stories with screeching women, like it's always portrayed in movies and things. But that image is soooooo wrong! At least for Gilbert and Sullivan's operas. They've got catchy tunes, unforgetable characters, hilarious dialogue and crazy off the wall plots. There's not many other places you can go to find pirates, judges, fairies, jesters, kings, princesses, geishas, gondoliers, and actors singing tongue-twisters! I draw for many fandoms as well as write. You can check out some of my art at my 'homepage'. |
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The Smoking Gun by who is sabrina reviews
A different way the Skipper could have regained his memories. AU for "Forget me Not", if the episode had taken place later in the show. Spoilers for "The Hunter". Disclaimer: I do not own Gilligan's Island.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Gilligan, Skipper - Complete
An Adventure With Pioneers by A. Kingsleigh reviews
Welcome to the Wild West. A land of ruthless bandits, mad inventors, annoying bison and an adventure waiting for its unlikely hero. A mysterious masked vigilante, perhaps? Nope. A noble, clever Indian? Not even close. An endlessly curious albino pirate with his trusty dodo and questionable amount of common sense? Perfect. Story #6 of the Piratesverse. Cover by Chill13.
Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,034 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - The albino pirate, OC, Pirate Captain - Complete
An Adventure With Disguises by A. Kingsleigh reviews
In the pirates' world, interesting secrets have a habit of coming to light. And sometimes, the world becomes so much better when they do. Story #5 of the Piratesverse. Rated T just to be safe.
Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [Charles Darwin, The surprisingly curvaceous pirate] - Complete
Golden Eggs by OneSmartBoochi reviews
Would you believe that Balki has the goose that lays golden eggs?
Perfect Strangers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Complete
Fix You by Reeves3 reviews
When Vanellope raced off to help Ralph, Felix and Calhoun had their own troubles with the Cy-Bugs. Felix/Calhoun - a pair so sweet they give you cavities. R&R; but most of all ENJOY!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Small Miracles by Teobi reviews
One-shot. After Skipper yells at him, Gilligan wanders down to the beach and witnesses something special. (Not tied to any episode.)
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,935 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Gilligan - Complete
The Incredible Hink by Louise Hargadon reviews
*Re-Post* After destroying one of the Professor's experiments, Gilligan seeks refuge in a quiet place with his favourite comic book. Real Life suddenly takes a far more exciting turn than he'd ever expected!
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2012 - The Professor, Gilligan - Complete
Standing Smart by Song of Glory Won reviews
Being Chief of CONTROL was, sometimes, a bit like being the father of a six-year-old.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/5/2012 - The Chief, Max S./Agent 86 - Complete
An Adventure With A Volcano by A. Kingsleigh reviews
"It was only proper, the Pirate Captain reasoned, to pay a visit to Mr. Darwin." But it certainly wasn't that simple. Because that by itself would have made a lousy adventure, wouldn't it? Story #1 of the Piratesverse.
Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Complete
The Pirates! In An Adventure With Orphans by thealbinopirate reviews
What led Albino Pirate to join the Pirate Captain's crew? Was it the ham? The grog? The exotic diseases? Or was it something else entirely? One-shot.
Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2012 - The albino pirate
The Missing Piece by futureauthor13 reviews
The story about how a certain dodo ended up with a certain group of pirates. Pirates Band of Misfits oneshot. Enjoy!
Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Pirate Captain - Complete
Russian Doll by Teobi reviews
a.k.a 'Mary Ann vs. Mary Ann'. A ruthless new spy arrives on the island, determined to succeed where Agent 222 failed.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 52,246 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Mary Ann S. - Complete
Twice a Daddy by Bibbibabka Ditty reviews
Castle has some interesting news to share with the gang at the 12th
Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Rick C. - Complete
Modern Major Mary Sue by unicorn-skydancer08 reviews
Everything you ever wanted to know about Mary Sues and what makes them tick, set to the famous mile-a-second ditty.
Pirates of Penzance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete
Bear Necessities by JWood201 reviews
The eighth castaway shares his thoughts on the seven others.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,181 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Complete
Hurricane George by JWood201 reviews
1978. The Castaways have been rescued and just arrived back in Honolulu. Two people arrive from the mainland and poor Gilligan is not prepared.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete
Tangled by Teobi reviews
Gilligan wants to know why people fall out. The Skipper tries to explain. One-shot, PWP.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Skipper, Gilligan - Complete
How To Write Bad Fanfiction by Michelle the Editor reviews
Based on the How To Write Badly Well blog, this fic carefully walks through all the steps to creating a truly horrific fanfic. Applicable to any fandom, involves several nonsensical Star Trek crossovers in later chapters. Badfic summaries are always cut o
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,635 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Murdock - Complete
The Biggest Wise Guy of All by callensensei reviews
During "Court Martial." When the Maritime Board blames the Skipper for the loss of the Minnow, his old buddies back in Honolulu are determined to clear his name.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,932 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Complete
Reflections by mudstalker reviews
A story made up of short character studies involving the different people on the island. There'll be seven chapters for seven characters, and who each character chooses to reflect about is surprising! Now updated to AU- some things are canon, some not.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Complete
Once Upon A Gilligan by Teobi reviews
Mary Ann dreams of castles and princesses and fairy tales with happy endings. When the Professor tries to debunk such stories, Gilligan decides to write a story for her. And then he has a dream of his own...
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
The Sailor and the Star by callensensei reviews
Twenty drabbles about Gilligan and Ginger drawn from scenes in the series. A True GI Geek award for anyone who can identify all of the episodes they come from!
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Complete
Saddle Sore by Teobi reviews
Man and beast, working together in perfect harmony, a wondrous sight to behold. Unless that is, we're talking about Freckles and Dusty...
Dusty's Trail - Rated: K - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Dusty, Mr. Callahan - Complete
Feline Sundaes by Foxcat93 reviews
Max and F3, the feline Control agent, work a case together to free some scientists held hostage. Will they be captured by KAOS? Will Seigfried quash their plans? Will Max get along with F3? Tune in to read this really silly story...
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,967 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
Doghouse by Tramontana reviews
Murdock's really good at doing impressions. Face is really good at laughing at them. They're both really good at getting themselves into trouble. A bit of friend-y humor. Silly but enjoyable. PG for one or two mild swear words.
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Murdock, Face - Complete
Naomi's Turn by Naomitrekkie reviews
Set during "Latent Image." It's Naomi's turn to sit with the Doctor as he recovers.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Naomi W., Doctor - Complete
Face is Ticklish by Closet Scrawler reviews
Sometimes, it takes drastic measures. -Not Slash-
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hannibal, Face, BA, Murdock - Complete
To Argentina, Without Love by SimoneSez reviews
The A-Team is hired to go to South America to track down a former Nazi officer. When they arrive, they discover that another "team" is after the same target... but for them, it's not business, it's personal. Crossover with Hogan's Heroes.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,960 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Complete
The Adventures of Voyager by Lysana reviews
What would happen if Voyager was a small children's picture book? See if you can imagine the full-size color photographs as you go! This is what happens when a fangirl is also a mother and used to read endless books like this to her child. ONESHOT.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - T. Paris, K. Janeway - Complete
The Whittler by Teobi reviews
All Dusty wants is to practise his craft. Is that asking too much?
Dusty's Trail - Rated: K - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Dusty, Betsy
You'll Be a Man, My Son by callensensei reviews
After the jail disaster in "Gilligan Goes Gung Ho," someone offers Gilligan both advice and a confession.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,038 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Complete
Forget Me Not, Sucker by SimoneSez reviews
Colonel Decker administers truth serum to Murdock. Meanwhile, four bounty hunters set the team in their sights.
A-Team - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,207 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Murdock - Complete
Monkey in the Middle by callensensei reviews
An old enemy returns to the island with designs on the Professor.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,563 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Complete
Mary Jane and the Monkey by JWood201 reviews
Although he had a plan, it was still a Gilligan plan. And as far as Mary Ann was concerned, the only thing more unpredictable than a Gilligan plan was a Gilligan plan based on one of Aunt Martha's stories. During "The Hunter."
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Complete
Herd Is Where The Heart Is by Celeste38 reviews
My alternate ending to Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaur. The herd, lead by the unusual yet likable Buck, make their way back home after reuniting with Sid...but they're not quite out of the woods yet.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,207 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Sid, Buck - Complete
Or Forever Hold Your Peace by JWood201 reviews
Will Mary Ann sit by quietly while the others selfishly arrange Gilligan's marriage? During "Gilligan's Mother-In-Law."
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Complete
On The Wind by JWood201 reviews
You'll get where you're supposed to go eventually, even if it's not where you thought you were going when you left. Post "The Postman Cometh."
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Complete
Koa by callensensei reviews
In the days following "The Hunter," the koa tree means two very different things to the Skipper and Gilligan.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Complete
Nothing But Trouble by JWood201 reviews
Mary Ann's guilt sends her to visit Gilligan's new home in the jungle. During "It's Magic."
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,323 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Complete
Tides by callensensei reviews
One-shot missing scene from "Forget Me Not." Has amnesia erased all the Skipper's memories: even his memories of Gilligan?
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
Blue Fire by callensensei reviews
An AU ending to Physical Fatness. Sometimes even the Professor makes mistakes, and this time he's made the most terrible one of his life.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Complete
Gilligani, of Aquali by Aingeal Logan reviews
Gilligan falls ill just as natives land on the island!
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,256 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009
Mr Monk and the Cats by Bibbibabka Ditty reviews
When an old woman is found dead in her home Mr. Monk is on the case. But how can he solve a crime with so many cats around! And is it possible that one of Randy's theories could be right?
Monk - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,705 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Complete
You Would Have Roared Too by Laura Schiller reviews
After the graveyard incident, Nala recalls that Simba was not the only one who was brave that day.
Lion King - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Nala, Zazu - Complete
Presents of Mind by Mood LC reviews
It's a special day for Larry and Jennifer, but last-minute complications have the couple enlisting Balki and Mary Anne to help them out of their separate jams. Reviews and feedback are greatly appreciated!
Perfect Strangers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Gilligan's Wave by callensensei reviews
The social event of the season will either be the Howells' upcoming party or a major natural disaster.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,553 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Complete
Siegfried's Bad Day by Deana reviews
Between catching a cold, being chased by Max and 99 while innocent for once , and Starker crashing the car, Siegfried has a really crummy day. LOL
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,219 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Siegfried - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
When Balki finds out about the concept of Friday the Thirteenth, he finds out more than he bargained for about superstitions... and how his cousin might be in trouble, but refusing to believe it. Takes place in early season 3.
Perfect Strangers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,048 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 10/26/2009 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Complete
Visit to a Weird Island Revisited by callensensei reviews
What happened to Gilligan, the Professor and Mary Ann in Los Angeles? Can be read as a sequel to Visit to a Weird Island or as a stand-alone.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,575 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Complete
Spy Trouble by Aingeal Logan reviews
He's back! The other Gilligan returns to complete the mission he didnt finish on his last visit. When Gilligan finds him again, will his fellow castaways believe him?
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,834 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Complete
The Little Tramp Skates Again by Foxcat93 reviews
This story is based on Charlie Chaplin's character "The Little Tramp." Because all of these movies were silent, I have tried to keep the feel of a silent movie. It is a simple story, with some slapstick humor. Rated T for some drama. Please read & review!
Tramp - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Visit to a Weird Island by callensensei reviews
Three unwary travellers arrive on Gilligan's Island just as the Professor, Gilligan and Mary Ann vanish. How are these travellers going to fool the remaining castaways? And how will they get back home to Los Angeles?
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,650 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Complete
Monopoly by Razzle reviews
What happens when Doctor Julian Bashir and Chief Miles O'Brien challenge Quark and his brother Rom to the ancient Earth board game of Monopoly? Good clean fun all around, that's what happens!
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2009 - J. Bashir, Rom, M. O'Brien, Quark - Complete
Vacation in Mayberry by Foxcat93 reviews
Max and 99 attempt to get away for a quiet vacation. Will it really happen? This is a Get Smart/Andy Griffith Show crossover. Please read and review!
Crossover - Get Smart & Andy Griffith Show - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,639 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Complete
All Through the Night by callensensei reviews
The castaways help Gilligan deal with the emotional aftermath of the events of "The Hunter."
Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,087 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Complete
The Garden by Lone Wolfette reviews
7th season, shortly after the quartet moves into the new house. The guys start a garden. Chaos ensues.
Perfect Strangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
My Boyfriend's Back by Lone Wolfette reviews
Mid-4th season. Larry's back goes out after helping the girls rearrange some furniture.
Perfect Strangers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Smoked Out by Lone Wolfette reviews
Balki brings home an item that he doesn't know what it is. When he asks Larry what it is, Balki finds out something he hadn't known about his cousin.
Perfect Strangers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
A Hero For Mypos's Sake by Lone Wolfette reviews
Sequel to "Vice King." Like any good villain, Eriki returns. King Ferdinand calls on Balki & Larry to help get Eriki removed from Sceptosian power.
Perfect Strangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,776 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Vice King by Lone Wolfette reviews
Balki once said that he was 986th in line to the throne of Mypos. Add to this one evil villain, stir, & let stand until the fun begins.
Perfect Strangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Mr Disher and the Date by htbthomas reviews
aka Mr. Monk Hates Almonds – The team investigates the puzzling murder of a welder. Oh, and Randy Disher has a date. A Stottlemeyer and Disher–focused tale. Gen.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Randy D., Leland S. - Complete
Gilligan's Island Turnabout by Thor2000 reviews
Mary Ann thinks she’s Ginger again, and the Castaways must deal with it again, and again with Gilligan, of course.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Complete
Awakening Remy by PutMoneyInThyPurse reviews
Remy is in a coma after an attack. Can he be awoken? Apologies to everyone who has me down as a Potter author. Ratatouille was just so good, I'm obsessed for the foreseeable future.
Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,956 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
The Ice Age Continues It's Sweep? by Forever Young reviews
Same story, only now it's being revamped to match up with the end of Ice Age: The Meltdown. Therefore I suppose it's safe to say there are slight spoilers to the movie. OK, I updated the whole rest of the story, from ch 8 and on to the end
Ice Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,815 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2006 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Complete
Diamonds are Forever by search713 reviews
Randy is kidnapped! What will happen to him? Will Monk and Stottlemeyer be able to save him before it's too late? And who or what were the kidnappers really after?
Monk - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,930 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Randy D., Leland S. - Complete
Mr Monk Goes to Disneyland by Bob Wright reviews
For Monk, it's not the Happiest Place on Earth. But he'll have to put up with it as he tries to solve the murder within its walls. NOW COMPLETED.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,660 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/17/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006
Confession of Roy Hinkley by psi-star-psi reviews
If the professor was so smart, why didn't he just build a boat? Complete short story. Please read and review.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Rhyme and Punishment by ChrisR reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if Max and 99 had to face a Batmanstyle costumed supervillain? Well, the Rhymer's in town so it looks like we're about to find out.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/2/2005
Ultimate Sacrifice by Munchkincat reviews
When parasites feed off the Enterprise, Data makes the ultimate sacrifice to save the entire crew and everyone on the Enterprise. All comments are greatly appreciated. Chapter 5 is up! My story is now complete! :)
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,496 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2005 - Published: 11/5/2002 - Complete
Castaway: April 1, 1965 by G.L. Peabody reviews
A Gilligan's Island, Quantum Leap crossover told from Sam Beckett's POV. I've since found other GI/QL crossovers in different forums, but this is an original based on Sherwood Schwartz' and Donald Bellasiario's characters.
Crossover - Quantum Leap & Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Andy Griffith Moonshine by Thor2000 reviews
The Clampetts come to Mayberry, and since Andy has never met them before, he needs to find out who is selling the illegal Tennessee whiskey!
Andy Griffith Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2005
High Voltage by PhantomPhan reviews
When Darkwing and Megavolt find their lives literally hanging in the balance, they decide to take a trip down memory lane...
DarkWing Duck - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,499 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Complete
Mr Monk in Jeopardy by Bob Wright reviews
Monk's signed up to play on America's favorite quiz show, and about to make it an episode for the ages. But his old enemies are bent on making his first TV appearance his last. NOW COMPLETED.
Monk - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,649 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Complete
This Shoe Was Made For Talkin' by ChrisR reviews
I liked agt13chill's "Cone of Silence" parody so much that I was inspired to have a go at doing one of my own.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2004
The Time Funnel by ChrisR reviews
An accident with an experimental time machine sends Max and 99 into a twilight zone of improbable history.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/10/2003
In the Blink of an eye by yogam65 reviews
99 accidently shoots Max and trys dealing with her emotions. This was reuploaded again due to a text problem
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,677 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/9/2003
Mr Monk Goes To the Dog House by Ta1u1a reviews
Monk turns pet detective when a dog sniper plagues San Francisco. COMPLETE
Monk - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,985 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2003 - Published: 8/29/2003 - Complete
Insert humorous title here by Lyra Silvertongue2 reviews
Data becomes fascinated with depression and wreaks havoc on everyone's psyche. Chain reactions are fun! Chapter ten's here! This chapter: Data's still searching for a way to get depressed, Riker finally takes the plunge, and a check-in with Dr. Crusher.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,217 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/10/2003 - Published: 1/16/2002 - Data, R. Barclay
The Bald Ones by ChrisR reviews
Max goes undercover - or should that be uncovered? - to infiltrate the League of Bald-Headed Men.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,896 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2003
IN A CLASS BY THEMSELVES by yogam65 reviews
Just read it, I couldn't help myself. special thanks to Lisa F. for help. Sorry about the look of theformat
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2002
The Omega Squad by wendybyrd reviews
What would the team think if they saw themselves on TV? Beware: random stupidity.
A-Team - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,177 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/7/2001
Kits, Cats, Sacks, and Lies... by Vogel Greif reviews
Carter finds himself in over his head when he rescues a litter of kittens
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,527 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/23/2001 - Published: 4/22/2001
Tripping Through The Triangle by AJ3 reviews
Some say the Bermuda Triangle is just a myth - Murdock knows better
A-Team - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/21/2000
Pet Peeve by Sandra McDonald reviews
Data asks for permission to get a dog.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/16/2000
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A Fateful Trip reviews
No phones, no lights, no motor cars! When a shortcut to Earth sends Voyager to the wrong century they have troubles enough. But who would have thought they would meet a group of castaways with the same goal…to get home. And both just may reach that goal…if only they could keep Gilligan out of Engineering.
Crossover - StarTrek: Voyager & Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,381 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 6/20/2012
An Adventure on Blood Island reviews
It has only been a short time since Charles Darwin was invited to join the Pirate Captain's band of misfits and the Captain thinks it's time he was introduced to the paradise of all pirates: Blood Island. But things quickly go downhill when Charles is accused of being a landlubber. Through a series of piratical events he has to prove that he is a pirate or end up shark bait!
Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,255 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Pirate Captain, Black Bellamy, Charles Darwin
Adventures of Two Pirates reviews
The Pirate Captain and the Pirate with a Scarf have known each other longer than anyone would imagine. This series of short stories explores some of their first adventures as childhood friends to an unexpected reunion on the high seas. First up: the boy's first encounter with an actual pirate!
Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Pirate Captain, The Pirate with a scarf
Broken Compass reviews
When a simple prank goes terribly wrong and one of the pirates is hurt there's only one man who can help. But can he muster up the courage to try?
Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,842 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Pirate Captain, The Pirate with a scarf, Charles Darwin
An Orphan's Adventure With Pirates reviews
"I'm looking for a family. You haven't seen an extra one lying about, have you?" A story of how the pirates came upon the youngest member of their crew.
Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - The albino pirate
Scarf's Adventure in Being Wrong reviews
The Pirate with the Scarf seriously dislikes the Captain's decision to invite Charles Darwin to join their crew. But during a battle with a colossal squid something unexpected happens.
Pirates! Band of Misfits - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - The Pirate with a scarf, Charles Darwin
Cricket! reviews
Utopia's government meeting takes an unexpected turn when the Englishmen decide to teach King Paramount, the island's king, a new game. Things get a little out of hand. (a story from Gilbert and Sullivan's 'Utopia Limited')
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Complete
Good Fortune to You reviews
How did Koko, our hapless hero, and Nanki Poo, the prince of Japan fair after the events of 'The Mikado? Did they and their brides live happily ever after? A few Gilbert and Sullivan tunes guest star.
Mikado - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
A Picture is Worth reviews
An old photograph and a small world. Who would have believed?
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Complete
None So Blind reviews
Blindness can come in many forms. Gilligan and the Professor learn that sometimes only disaster can open eyes.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,874 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Complete
The Proposal reviews
As rescue approaches Gilligan finds himself asking a very unexpected question.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Complete
Shrink or Swim reviews
After being shot by a strange device that washed up in the lagoon Gilligan begins to shrink. Can the Professor find a way to reverse the process before the first mate shrinks out of existence? And can Gilligan survive being four inches tall?
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,205 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
Dessert to Die For reviews
A pie, a typhoon and a tragic accident threaten to reduce seven to six.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,981 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Complete
Agent 86 reviews
A little Get Smart song. To be sung to the tune of 'Secret Agent Man'.
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/17/2010
Like Fathers, Like Sons reviews
It's clear that the Appleton 'knack' for plumbing has passed to the next generation when six-year-old Tucker and Robespierre, Larry and Balki's sons, attempt to fix a leak in the bathroom faucet.
Perfect Strangers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
The Pie reviews
A short play about a pie and an explosive misunderstanding.
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
Wet n Nerdy reviews
Larry's son Tucker encounters some trouble at school. Good thing he has a distant cousin there to help him out.
Perfect Strangers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Complete
Color Me Shipwrecked reviews
When Balki wins a cruise for himself and Larry, it seems like a great chance for relaxation and fun. But their pleasure trip becomes a fight for survival when a series of harrowing events brings them to a remote island far from help!
Perfect Strangers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,407 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
He's Not Heavy He's My Cousin reviews
After eating a Myposian dinner Larry wakes up with terrible stomach pains, and it turns out to be much more serious than simple indigestion. Can Balki manage in the new and frightening environment of an American hospital?
Perfect Strangers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,756 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Complete
The Truth Will Set You Free reviews
After Balki's wedding Larry is startled when he gets a heartfelt apology from his cousin for his behavior before the ceremony.
Perfect Strangers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Complete
Pasta Soup reviews
Guess what floated into the lagoon THIS time!
Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Complete
Island KAOS reviews
When Max and 99 travel to an island looking for a KAOS base they seven people who claim to be survivors of a shipwrecked Minnow. Max decides instantly they are KAOS. Will the help or hinder the mission when the real enemy threatens world domination?
Crossover - Get Smart & Gilligan's Island - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,231 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Complete
Metalic Tears reviews
When a simple away mission turns fatal how will the Enterprise crew react to the apparent loss of a dear friend and comrade...Data?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,631 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Data, G. LaForge - Complete
Out of the Mouth of Dogs? reviews
While leaving a message Max dropps his shoephone in a river causing all of CONTROL to believe he's commited suicide. And would you believe, A talking dog, deadly catnip balls, and kibbles and bits that can aid KAOS in taking over the world?
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,539 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/10/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003
The Cone Of Silence reviews
A little poem I wrote to be sung to 'the Sound of Silence'
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/23/2003