Hello. How are you? I am a Sinister Tomato. The Sinister Tomato belonged to Neil Gaiman and has already rotted away. I think he sold it to somebody on Ebay before that, though. It didn't look particularly threatening, but a fruit with one horn would be considered the most malicious of its kind. The picture used to make the avatar is property of Neil Gaiman. If you look at it, you'll see those exact words. I was using this penname before I even knew someone named Neil Gaiman existed (I wish I had found out about this man's books at that time). The satanic fruit came about two years after my penname. I wish I could have bought that thing.

I look back on a lot of the stuff I wrote in the not-so-distant past and wonder, 'What the heck was I thinking?' Hopefully, this is a good sign.

I do intend to finish 'The Seven Virtues.' Only once have I ever been able to complete a chaptered story (looking back on it, it was a really sappy piece of work that I should re-write or delete), and hopefully this will be my second (and hopefully it will be better). I'm really not one for epics. I give up too easily.