A few mini-fics that are too short and/or too unfinished to be standalones. 16: "Harold Saxon," Sherlock repeated, "No, it doesn't ring a bell."

It began, in the way that all truly great twists of fates do, with something small. Crackfic, series of connected one-shots. Complete unless I randomly add on.

After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?

After the deaths of those closest to him, thirteen-year-old ANBU Hatake Kakashi is headed down a dark path. But when Hogwarts requests a guard for one Harry Potter, will he be able to change for the better? Could the mysteries of his past be revealed in this new world? Set in third year.

An answer to the question of why, exactly, Obito committed his atrocities.

Coming back from the dead can be a complicated business. With a new case on the horizon, rebuilding a life is one thing... rebuilding a friendship quite another. For Sherlock and John, things may never be just the same... Slash.

Much of Sherlock's past is ugly and troubled, as John abruptly finds out - and almost wishes he hasn't. Yet maybe he can be the one to reconcile that past with the present and future? **Some scenes will be of a disturbing nature** Please read & review

My attempt at writing short stories in the 221-B format 221 words, last word starting with B . I'm really enjoying writing and I think these will encourage me to to do it more often and present an interesting challenge. Note: These stories are not sequential, or even necessarily in the same universe. Unless otherwise specified, each drabble is a unique, complete entity.

John/Sherlock drabble collection, will attempt daily updates. Will mostly be getting together, flirting, and hurt/comfort, with some established relationship.

THE CONCLUSION. After Sherlock comes out, John thinks he's happy for his flatmate until he starts struggling with unexpected feelings of homophobia. Sherlock's trust is shattered when John breaks his promise to accept him unconditionally. CelibateSherlock/StraightJohn.

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

A snap-shot series of the childhood of the Holmes brothers. Tales of caring, teaching and not a little frustration.

Sherlock and John end up spending a night together in a hotel room "for a case". strong NC-17.

For once, Mycroft's power and connections can't fix the problem. A glance at the broken relationship between Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes.

The five times John was nearly too late for Sherlock, and the one time he wasn't.

Dr John Watson has lost everything. So he turns to texting the greatest and most wisest man he ever knew.

Mycroft consoles Sherlock, and tries to explain the concept of love. Dark themes.

Sherlock's nanny is leaving the Holmes household...and it's down to Mycroft to deal with the resulting tantrum.

Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.

Contrary to popular belief, Sherlock isn't clean. And this time it may cost him. Rating for drug use, angst, self-harm, and possibly future language.

Sherlock has a tantric masturbation session while John's out of the house. Asexual!Sherlock. Sherlock & John friendship.

Post-Fall, Mycroft calls at 221B and accidentally ends up having tea with Mrs Hudson.

Set during S02E01, "Scandal". While on Irene's trail, Sherlock stumbles into a situation he is entirely unprepared for.

It was this law they made for themselves, a law that said: 'Pretend to hate each other.' Sherlock/Mycroft brotherly love.

We know what he's up to - or so they think. A Holmesian plot leading to Reichenbach. Contains spoilers for the aforementioned Reichenbach Fall.

John Watson brings flowers to Sherlock's grave three years after his death.

SPOILERS FOR ALL EPISODES. Sherlock goes to Mycroft for assistance and they settle some scores.

Because he is Detective Inspector Lestrade, he is the one who is called after the Fall and must try to pick up the shattered pieces Post 'The Reichenbach Fall'. Spoilers.

Molly was dying. Sherlock can't help. grief!rainfall

Sherlock Holmes learns to drive. Mycroft may never recover.

"John had always known that it was the littlest things that he would remember most." J!S friendship.

The trolling of Mycroft Holmes.

Irene Adler is unexpectedly back and ready to make demands from Sherlock. Demands such as do as she says, don't say a word, and don't move. One-shot. PWP.

Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.

SPOILERS FOR S2. Episode tag for "A Scandal in Belgravia". John and Sherlock, friendship.

When he was fourteen, Mycroft made a mistake. Short Mycroft and Sherlock character study backstory thing, no S2 spoilers. Oneshot.

While Irene thinks she's only teasing, Sherlock and John are transported back to an afternoon, not long ago, when John may have gone a little too far.

spoiler!01x02!oneshot. Irene's thoughts as her and Sherlock part ways.

Spoilers!01x02!oneshot. Mycroft thinks about the concept of caring as he makes a thoughtful decision.

Namikaze Minato hates snow. But he isn't about to let his team notice this. OneShot.

Sherlock asks an awkward question, and John struggles to answer helpfully without revealing his hidden feelings towards his flatmate.

Mycroft knew he should have been shocked by Sherlock apologizing for being tired after forty hours awake, but it wasn't surprising... Mycroft comes to pick Sherlock up after a bad day of school. Kidfic, five year old Sherlock.

He's known as "Holmes" to most and "Sherlock" to a select few. But there's one person - and only one - who calls him by his true first name. Paternal!Lestrade. Warning: mentions of past child abuse.

With a little encouragement, Sherlock comes out to John. Not slash, Sherlock/John friendship, though feel free to squint. One-shot.

"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"

Traumatic events affecting the inhabitants of 221B result in Anderson finding himself at the local hospital offering to try and help.

Sherlock worries his fairly new relationship is in trouble. He goes to Mrs. Hudson for advice. Mrs. Hudson apparently goes to Cosmopolitan magazine for advice. Fluffy and silly, but not as cracky as it sounds. Rated T for cursing and insinuations of sex.

It's sinking in that he's alone here, bleeding out in this alleyway, and he doesn't want to die like this.

AU. Remus is teaching Muggle English literature at an English university. Someone from his past shows up in the first lecture of the new year, precipitating some unexpected events. Slash RLSB .

Set in "A Study Of Pink". Lestrade's usual view of Sherlock is tilted during the drugs bust he performed. And he can thank the man's new companion for that.

John and Sherlock play a game, and John gets confused. So does Sherlock. Sherlock/John, rated for smut in later chapters!

Mycroft and Sherlock have never considered taking the easy way to resolution.

Takes place during the fourth year at Hogwarts. Minato becomes a teacher there as a mission and Kakashi participates in the Triwizard tournament. No Team 7. Kakashi and Minato Namikaze, preYondaime. No Pairings. NOW UNDER CONSTRUCTION.

In which Sherlock reflects on what his relationship with John means to him. Companion piece to "From the Blog of John H. Watson: On Sherlock." Warning: Attempted sexual assault, suicide, drug use, angst, asexual!angst. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!Jo

It isn't often that someone notices something before Sherlock. Lestrade watches over the recovering detective and tries to nudge him toward some conclusions regarding John. Paternal!Lestrade, John/Sherlock, post-TGG.

A look at Sherlock and Mycroft's relationship throughout their childhoods and what exactly went so wrong.

Even from across town, over the phone, Johns words have a powerful command over Sherlock. This is a Sherlock solo play, heavily guided by John's commands. Slash, and most definitely PWP.

Mycroft and Sherlock have a talk.

John goes on a school reunion and gets drunk. Sherlock solves some crimes and gets some interesting phone calls.

Sherlock and John wake up together and share some loving moments. Totally pointless, gratuitous schmoop. Asexual!Sherlock/Straight!John platonic romance, established relationship .

Lestrade reflects on Sherlock Holmes, past and present. Friendship Sherlock and Lestrade. Mentioned slash John/Sherlock

Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.

Doctor Who/bbc!Sherlock crossover. What happened after the screen went dark on The Great Game. Crack!fic.

Mycroft helps Sherlock cope with mental overload. Prompt fill.

Mycroft is suspected of trying to kill himself by drug overdose. Sherlock refuses to believe this - Mycroft just isn't the type. …Is he?

The first time Mycroft met Sherlock. Now beta'd! Thank you Aqua-lily6!

Sherlock's never been Mycroft's rival - not in school, in university nor even in their mother's heart which is why it has been easy for Mycroft to keep his promise to Mummy.

Kakashi breaks. Rin keeps him from shattering. Rin cries. Kakashi holds her. But there is still a long way to go. OneShot.

Dark!fic, mentions of drug abuse. Poor Sherlock. I own nothing

Few would believe it, but Mycroft and Sherlock used to be very close as children.

Lestrade had known for a long time that Sherlock dabbled in recreational drugs. Rated T for drug use. No slash. Pre-series.

"Lestrade didn't know about high-functioning sociopath, but a high-functioning drug addict Sherlock certainly was." An exploration of Sherlock on drugs and Lestrade fulfilling the role of somebody who cares. Angsty. Will be a two-shot.

"This was the first time he'd ever heard Sherlock Holmes being spoken to like he was nothing more than an errant child." Lestrade meets Mycroft for the first time.

A summer storm ruins any plans that the occupants of the Burrow may have, but with it comes a unexpected arrival. With it, comes James Potter. Alive and well. Set after GoF.

The left-out reaction of John Watson to the death of Soo Lin Yao in The Blind Banker, and how Sherlock comforts him

Sherlock tries to understand his preoccupation with one Doctor John Watson - the one case he can never solve. Sherlock/John pre-slash.

.:Ch 25 posted:. Crossover, Harry Potter Naruto Six months after the attack of Kyuubi, Hatake Kakashi is being hunted by a merciless traitor. In order to protect him, Sandaime is forced to send him far away, to a land of magic and wizards.

The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.

The first intervillage chuunin exam is being held. For six year old Kakashi, it's an opportunity for him to prove himself. For the future Yondaime, it's a chance to prevent a war.

Sweet moment btw Kakashi x Naruto. Not yaoi. parental! Kakashi. Naruto.

When a ratings crazy TV station invents a new show all they need are contestants. And they choose the fairies that people love to hate: Police Officers! But when you add in Artemis Fowl, Mulch Diggums and Foaly you have one very weird show.

On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]

Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.

Oneshot - Companion piece for "Dogs Are Better Than Toads" and "Soup For Sensei".

The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.

The life and times of L, from childhood to adolescence and beyond. Everything from the first meeting with Watari, to L's first case, heirs, and encounters with romance. Not everything will be as you expect, however...

Kakashi Gaiden, sort of. Focuses mainly on Rin.

Is dead! Read my reworking of this story, Outcasting English.

When a prank goes bad.

Courtesy of Indiana Beach Bum AND BroflovskiFan. In a class where there aren't too many expectations, students are about to get far more than they bargained for. Bet your school never taught you this. R&R.;

Spoilers for Kakashi Gaiden. Kakashi, Rin, and Obito are thirteen, and all they've ever known is war. [edited]

In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.

Head Boy Lucius Malfoy and his inappropriate young love, Severus Snape, are having more than their fair share of misadventure. SSLM SLASH fun. NonHBP compliant.

The Doctor is yet again lonely and missing the companionship of Rose, so the TARDIS steers off course to see an old friend...Post Doomsday.

Drabbles and notcounting!drabbles all here, with focus on Obito, Tobi, the Obitobi theory, Kakashi, Iruka, Naruto, and pairings of: ObixKakaxTobi, KakaIru, and NaruSaku! Naruto & the Holy Grail here also. drabbles from K to M.

Trouble Kelp's a show off in Holly's eyes. She's never taken the time to get to know him, but when the two are working together on an Endurance Challenge, fate forces them to unite. Will Holly ever learn to love Captain Kelp? Only time will tell.

HollyFoaly vignettes I cooked up, since there is so little of this pairing. Read and review, but most of all, enjoy!

Memories of a military academy, corrupt superiors, and family secrets make up the legacy of two young veterans: how they met, became friends, made each other stronger, and grew apart over the years. GregoryChristophe

This is possibly the most random parody you will ever read. In this story you will find: perverted child genii, fat Scottish informants, a conference room the length of a football pitch, and a butler named Buttleg. Well, what are you waiting for?

A whole lot of weird sketch type things. I will add them as I think of them. Fourth one: Chix Verbil is certain Holly is hitting on him during an eventful game of tennis...

A bet between Cartman and Kyle puts Stan's relationship with Wendy in the spotlight. But with everyone watching, it may be that much harder to admit that maybe Wendy isn't the one Stan wants to be with. (On permanent hiatus, barring a reboot.)

When Root died, a few people decided to keep his memory alive. But their attempts were shoved into storage. Now, fifty five years later, Judith Root, a helpless young intern, finds out many secrets about her family that were hidden from her long ago.Done!

After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.

Holly has been put in jail for conspiring with the number one enemy of the People. And Artemis and Madeline are on vacation in Nice, France. Oh, what a short vacation indeed. Sequel to Artemis Fowl and the New World War

Konoha's going to war, undermanned or not. [On serious hiatus please see author profile for details and apologies.]

This is based on a story that got removed, Harry Potter and the Internet. However, this time it has nothing to do with the internet...

What can I say? Er, Trouble is convinced that Grub has been bitten by a new breed of toad no one has heard of. Is he crazy? Read and find out! This is slightly odd

James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .

This is a bunch of pointless stuff I made up. It takes all the AF writers I enjoy reading and puts them on trial against the AF characters. My summaries suck. RxR please!

This one is back underground with our favorite fairies. Holly and Trouble are married of course and Holly's her spunky old self. Now, who'd be so stupid as to put Holly in charge of another kid? Right, the LEP. Ch 18! Sorry about the long wait! My fifth A

Just because you know where you are, doesn't mean you can believe where you stand. KakashiRin, unabashed fluffgst.

The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.

Welcome to the Cliches Compendium. I've covered everything, from Mary Sues to Crossovers. Rated for outrageously mushy, tragic and cliched scenes.

Short snippets of life in the Harry Potter universe. Outrageous fan clubs, killer condiments, murderous toasters, and more! OOTP and HBP spoilers abound! SiriusRemus SLASH as well!The person who died in HBP is alive and well!

Wendy remembers growing up and spends an hour with Kenny and Kyle. May be updated sometime.

Susan decides to have the whole family together on holiday for three weeks, which means that Ben takes some convincing. His mood doesn't improve when Nick wins the lottery...

Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED

Named because my best friend wouldn't stop saying it. The title has no meaning. This is a HollyFoaly. If you don't like it, don't read it. It is meant to inspire others please?. Grub finds something out, and gets help. Read and review! FINI!

A poem about Holly, and what she thinks during the stressed short period of time that we all know as when Commander Root died.

Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...

PostOD. A oneshot about everyone's favorite female captain and exactly what's behind her hazel eyes.

When Holly is involved in a serious accident, Artemis&co.; act as her "Babysitters". They look through some of Holly's old home movies and learn more about her than they thought possible. New chapter up!

Sirius does something very stupid and is sold into slavery by Remus! What will happen to him? More importantly, will Remus regret his decision and try to get him back? WEIRD HUMOUR, SLASH

The death of Julius Root has affected so many different people in so many different ways. Completed! Please review!

Kakashi killed his first man when he was five.

Something I cooked up in the middle of the night, because I couldn't sleep. You would think Root hated Artemis wouldn't you? But they get along perfectly well when no one's there too see. Slash! OOC. Chapter 2 UP! (Which is chap 3)

An accident with a time turner sends Fred into the era of the Marauders. Will he save the world by altering the course of events or throw it into a whole new age of chaos? Chapters 1 to 10 and 12 to 18 have been edited and reposted. 24.12.07

Sitting on the bed alone at night was a habit for Remus now. He had done it for thirteen years..." Slight RLSB Post-OotP

On both Sakumo and Kakashi as they live as genius ninjas in Fire country introspective comparative piece. Rated for blood and injury. One shot.

The life of a child should be simplicity incarnate, but the life of a ninja is anything but. (Kakashi-centric, pre-Gaiden, hints of child abuse)

Of Hatake Kakashi, and the things that can make a human being, or break them utterly.

Harry knows what he has to do tell Draco that he's pregnant with their child.

Sirius has been causing trouble at school, and McGonagall asks Andromeda to come in for a meeting with her. A very young Nymphadora Tonks comes along. SBxRL. AU since HBP.

The sequel to ‘Black’. Sirius and Remus thought their bloody past was finally buried. But now, two decades later, it looks like someone knows their secret.... and this someone is looking for revenge. NOTE: Has become an R!

When Sirius sees Remus kissing a boy, he doesn't know how to react. That is, until he sees that boy kissing another. Then it's time for revenge. Once he finds himself wishing he was the boy Remus was kissing though, there's no turning back slash

Arty has to write a report on his new year resolutions, but Holly and Foaly decide to edit it a bit. completely random. I'M BAAAACK! AF needs some more hahaness to lighten up all the angst! My pathetic attempt at humor. READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!

What happens when Artemis' new physiatrist unknowingly triggers his memories of the Fairies? But why does he now have split personalities?

What would happen when Artemis&co.; find out that books are being published that could expose the People? NEW CHAPTER UP!

COMPLETE. Three deaths. How these deaths shape the world and the fairies who survive them. Details Holly's first few days at the LEP. First story in the Triangle Arc. PreAF Hollycentric, with a side order of Trouble and Grubby revelations.

Pre-EC. As a celebration of the defeat of the B'wa Kell, a ball will be held for all fairies who were involved. However, this provides a perfect opportunity for enemies of the LEP to strike... COMPLETE

400 years ago, Captain Julius Root was a cheerful, joking man in his prime with a loving family and only the usual type of problems. What happened to make him the creature we know today? Could he possibly, just possibly, change back?

After Root's death Holly and Foaly are assigned the task of cleaning out his office. They learn a lot about Julius that they couldn't see when he was alive, even though it should have been obvious.

Odd, it deleted my old summary. Let's try again. Companion story to 'Trials and Tribulations of Living With Sirius Black'. I'm told it's funny. WARNING: SB/RL SLASH!