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Study: Belligerent chimp proves animals make plans

A canny chimpanzee who calmly collected a stash of rocks and then hurled them at zoo visitors in fits of rage has confirmed that apes can plan ahead just like humans, a Swedish study said Monday. Santino the chimpanzee's anti-social behavior stunned both visitors and keepers at the Furuvik Zoo but fascinated researchers because it was so carefully prepared.

Owner describes chimp’s horrific rampage

The brutality of the attack was beyond horrifying. Travis, the chimpanzee that had starred in Old Navy TV ads and lived with Sandra Herold more as a son than a pet, was savagely mauling the face of Herold’s friend, Charla Nash, inflicting grave injuries. In her desperation, Herold had no choice but to stab Travis with a chef’s knife.

Experts try to explain chimp’s rampage

In the wake of a brutal attack by a pet chimpanzee on a Connecticut woman, people are asking what went wrong. But that, a wildlife expert says, is the wrong question.

Domesticated chimp is missing in California forest

A 42-year-old chimpanzee who is toilet-trained and can eat with a knife and fork is believed to be at large in a Southern California forest after escaping his cage.

Ape applicant vies for star on Walk of Fame

Three stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame have gone to the dogs, so why can't Cheeta the chimp get some love? The animal actor, whose credits include the 1967 comedy "Dr. Doolittle" and the "Tarzan" movies, is trying for the seventh time to get a sidewalk star and become the first monkey to get the honor. His handlers have launched an online petition to get supporters to urge the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce to give him a star in 2009.

Take a Closer Look. It's a Chimp, Dude

A chimpanzee cannot be declared a person, Austria's Supreme Court has ruled, activists said Tuesday. An animal rights group had sought to have the chimp, Matthew Hiasl Pan, declared a person in hopes of gaining guardianship of the animal.

Court Won't Accept Chimp As Person

Austria's Supreme Court has dashed hopes by animal rights activists to have a chimpanzee declared a person, a statement suggested Tuesday.

Young Chimp Beats College Students

Think you're smarter than a fifth-grader? How about a 5-year-old chimp? Japanese researchers pitted young chimps against human adults in tests of short-term memory, and overall, the chimps won.

Court Won't Declare Chimp a Person

He's now got a human name — Matthew Hiasl Pan — but he's having trouble getting his day in court. Animal rights activists campaigning to get Pan, a 26-year-old chimpanzee, legally declared a person vowed Thursday to take their challenge to Austria's Supreme Court after a lower court threw out their latest appeal.

Activists Want Chimp Declared a 'Person'

In some ways, Hiasl is like any other Viennese: He indulges a weakness for pastry, likes to paint and enjoys chilling out watching TV. But he doesn't care for coffee, and he isn't actually a person — at least not yet.

Zoo Asks Visitors Not to Stare at Chimps

We all know not to feed the animals that when visiting the zoo. Now the Antwerp Zoo has urged visitors to, please, stop staring at the chimpanzees.

Surprise Chimp Born at La. Sanctuary

In a mysterious bit of monkey business, a female at a chimpanzee sanctuary has given birth, despite the fact that the facility's entire male chimp population has had vasectomies.

`Tarzan' Chimp Celebrates 74th Birthday

Cheeta the chimp, star of a dozen "Tarzan" movies in the 1930s and 1940s, celebrated his 74th birthday with sugar-free cake.

Santino the chimp's battle plans - THE WEEK
Source: THE WEEK

The pet chimp has returned!

Chimp Victim May Have Brain Damage
Source: news10.net

- Hospital officials in Ohio say a Connecticut woman mauled by a chimpanzee two weeks ago lost her hands, nose, lips and eyelids and may be blind and suffering brain damage.

Travis the Chimp and our Ultimate Reality; Students Don't Care about Animals

Travis the chimp has been in the spotlight for years. Whether it was in Old Navy or Coca Cola commercials, Travis has been a friendly face on TV for many. What we didn't know was that Travis was going to be getting much more media attention.

Top 10 Murderous Monkey Horror Movies
Source:

The 2 percent genetic difference between us and primates is comprised mainly of muscle and insanity. Hollywood has made its own case for why we should fear the furry ones.

Chimps Deemed Illegal for Those Desiring Companionship
Source: Politico

"There is no reason for any private citizen to keep a primate as a pet, and this trade is driven by unscrupulous dealers who sell primates across state lines for thousands of dollars," said Wayne Pacelle, president and CEO of The HSUS.

Is this racist too?
Source: acpowerpost.blogspot.com

After the controversial NY Post cartoon, it seems fitting to tackle this issue...

Sometimes a Chimp is Just a Chimp

I've made a fine fool of myself today. This dawned on me - finally - as I sat at the laundromat.

Monkeys and Trolls [Jay Smooth on the Post cartoon]
Source: illdoctrine.com

I'm just generally perplexed as to what is this guy's [Delonas'] thought process for what he thinks is funny. [...] This is a what-you-did issue, not a who-you-are issue. [...]

The New York Post: "THAT CARTOON" The Post Apologizes For The Infamous Obama/Monkey Cartoon.... Sort Of
Source: New York Post

It was meant to mock an ineptly written federal stimulus bill. Period. But it has been taken as something else - as a depiction of President Obama, as a thinly veiled expression of racism.

The Worst Story I Ever Heard By Rich Schapiro - Esquire Magazine
Source: esquire.com

From Article: The Davises are like any other family, only instead of a son, they raised a chimpanzee. As with Travis, the chimp that attacked a woman in Connecticut on Monday, for years everything seemed fine.

New York Post Chimp Cartoon Makes Rupert Murdoch a Chump.
Source: Arts & Living from Newser

Well, yes, it would require quite a contortion to find that Rupert Murdoch's New York Post had not compared the first black president to a monkey in an editorial cartoon.

Monkey Business

Recently, all hell broke loose as the result of an editorial cartoon in the New York Post.

Chimp vs. Chump
Source: Chicago Tribune

When first seen I got the impression the 2 cops had done away with GWB, the "Chimp", some 8 years tardy, but on 2nd look it was seen the Chimp on the ground was to represent the "Chump" currently living at 1600.

Gun Rights Examiner: When animals attack
Source: Examiner

Today's Gun Rights Examiner column presents a thought experiment of sorts. Read the column while you listen to a real time animal attack unfold...

Owner describes chimp's terrifying rampage
Source: MSNBC

Sandra Herold, owner of the chimp that had formerly starred in Old Navy TV ads but brutally attacked her best friend, described having to stab a pet that was more like a son to her: "He looked at me like, 'Mom, what did you do?' "

911 tape captures chimpanzee owner's horror as 200-pound ape mauls friend
Source: NY Daily News

The chilling screams of a crazed chimp mauling a Connecticut woman were captured on a 911 tape - along with the animal's owner begging, "Send police with guns!"

Boozy celeb chimp killed after eating lady's hands
Source: The Sun Newspaper Online

Cops shot dead a rampaging celebrity chimp after he bit off a woman's hands and destroyed her face.

Residents Shocked By Brutal Chimp Attack
Source: WFSB.com - News

The owner of a chimpanzee that violently mauled a family friend at a Stamford home Monday claims the animal was suffering from Lyme disease.

Pet chimp shot after mauling woman
Source: The Sydney Morning Herald

A 90-kilogram chimpanzee kept as a pet and once used in TV commercials was shot and killed by police in the US after it mauled a woman and later cornered a policeman in his vehicle, authorities said.

Humor - The Bailout Made Simple!

Forsyth, Georgia, Anonymous Email My revision of an email Chimp story to lighten up your day! Once upon a time a merchant man appeared in a village and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. Since the the villagers knew that there were many monkeys aro …

Chimp Cares for tiger cubs
Source: CNN

Super cute...

Whole Story About Dorothy the Chimpanzee, Her Life, Death
Source: IDA-Africa

Dorothy had so many qualities... this article has so many interesting tales and facets of her behavior, her life...

Chimpanzees Mourn the Loss of their Friend, Dorothy
Source: blog.peta.org

All the Chimps Watch with Such Somber Sorrow at Dorothy's Wake... A picture is worth a thousand words...

VIDEO: Chimp Dodges Darts, Attacks Worker
Source: reuters

Dodging tranquillizer darts and yelping at his captors, a brazen chimp staged his own version of The Great Escape.