SKIMPY

Retarted tennis chiefs have outlawed skimpy outfits at this year's Wimbledon

Source: thesun.co.uk

Now I'll never see Federer in all his glory :(

No more navel gazing in church, priest says

Source: Reuters

No more navel gazing in church, priest says ROME (Reuters) - An Italian priest is resorting to some innovative theology to rid his church of young women's bare midriffs.