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Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small... 12,270 views A man took a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they went on to a show. The evening was a huge success and as he dropped her at her door he said... 9,760 views In a train compartment, there are three men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of you will give me... 9,578 views A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy... 4,524 views A family was all together recently, just hanging around.
The sister was browsing through an almanac and laughed at a little piece of trivia she had found in the book... 9,927 views A guy picked this woman up in a nightclub and took her home. While they were walking home he didn't say a thing.
"You're not the communicative type... 8,397 views A golfer whose cart broke down flagged down a passing bus and got aboard. He sat down on the bus, with his pants pockets full of golf balls, next to a little old lady... 5,790 views The funeral parlor called the 85 year old widow to tell her that her 90 year old husband had died with such a massive erection that he could not... 5,826 views The father was very anxious to marry off his only daughter so he wanted to impress her date.
"Do you like to screw?" he asked... 9,360 views A young woman from New York City was driving through a remote part of Oklahoma when her car broke down. An Indian came riding by on horseback and offered to give her a lift to a nearby town... 8,596 views
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