Teacher: Start Computer.
Pappu: I did.
Teacher: Now start my computer.
Pappy: Miss, where is your computer?
Men love war because it allows them to look serious. Bcoz it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them
It`s so important to make someone happy. Start with yourself.
BF: Babe what r u doing?
GF Nothing much, really tired! Just going to sleep now, Honey. And you, Sweetheart?
BF: In the club, standing behind you!
Q: Why can`t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.
Be with someone who knows exactly what they have when they have you. Not someone who'll realize it, when they've lost you!
