Santa: Archaeologists found a hundred thousand year old jawbone of a female.
Jeeto: How do they know, it's a woman's jaw?
Santa: It was still moving.
Banta: Santa where were U born?
Santa: Punjab.
Banta: Which part?
Santa: Stupid, the whole of the body was born in Punjab.
Santa & Banta got tired of mobile bills & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without a message. Banta writes to Santa angrily and says, "Santa, was this a missed call?"
Jeeto: Darling, years ago U had a figure like Coke bottle.
Santa: Yes darling, I still do. The only difference is earlier it was like 300ml bottle now it's like a 1.5 liter bottle.
Santa: There are 2 types of people who really irritate me.
Banta: What kind?
Santa: Drunk persons when I'm sober and sober ones when I'm drunk.
Jeeto: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day.
Santa: I too wish that U were a newspaper, so I cud have a new one everyday.
