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![You are a Punjabi if your day starts with Green Tea & Oats and it ends with Butter Naan with Butter Chicken!]()
Upload to Facebook You are a Punjabi if your day starts with Green Tea & Oats and it ends with Butter Naan with Butter Chicken! -
![Sometimes I wonder if Mobile Phone's front cameras are magnets which pull women's lips towards itself!]()
Upload to Facebook Sometimes I wonder if Mobile Phone's front cameras are magnets which pull women's lips towards itself! -
![Went to Salon:<br/>
Stylist: Shave Karwa Lo?<br/>
Me: OK<br/>
Stylist: Massage?<br/>
Me: OK <br/>
Stylist: Facial?<br/>
Me: OK<br/>
Stylist: Tanning Pack?<br/>
Me: Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Ke Shaadi Bhi Karwa De Abb!]()
Upload to Facebook Went to Salon:
Stylist: Shave Karwa Lo?
Me: OK
Stylist: Massage?
Me: OK
Stylist: Facial?
Me: OK
Stylist: Tanning Pack?
Me: Koi Achhi Si Ladki Dekh Ke Shaadi Bhi Karwa De Abb! -
![Pro Tip:<br/>
If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, ask your girlfriend to send a selfie!]()
Upload to Facebook Pro Tip:
If you ever need 15 minutes of peace and quiet from texting, ask your girlfriend to send a selfie! -
![I never realized how short a month is until I started paying rent!]()
Upload to Facebook I never realized how short a month is until I started paying rent! -
![Jail and Prison are synonyms, but Jailer and Prisoner are antonyms!]()
Upload to Facebook Jail and Prison are synonyms, but Jailer and Prisoner are antonyms! -
![Yesterday I realized that saying `oh my gosh, you're getting so big!` is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old but not so much to an ex-girlfriend!]()
Upload to Facebook Yesterday I realized that saying "oh my gosh, you're getting so big!" is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old but not so much to an ex-girlfriend! -
![If I wasn't supposed to have vodka for breakfast, they shouldn't have made it taste so good with orange juice!]()
Upload to Facebook If I wasn't supposed to have vodka for breakfast, they shouldn't have made it taste so good with orange juice! -
![Feeling stressed out?<br/>
Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever is bugging you!]()
Upload to Facebook Feeling stressed out?
Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever is bugging you! -
![Alcohol may be the road to nowhere but at least it's the scenic route!]()
Upload to Facebook Alcohol may be the road to nowhere but at least it's the scenic route!
