I had the idea to mash up Xena: Warrior Princess and Sheena (the early 80s blonde-bombshell-Africasploitation movie)
Narration:
"In a time of evil white people, a wise cracking American and animals,
A land in turmoil cried out for a hero.
She was Sheena, a white-y princess forged in the heat of Africa.
The power.
The passion.
The danger.
Her courage will help make black people feel inferior in their own continent.
Screams from the Netherworld of fandom. Diamanda Hagan, reviews movies and rants about them online.