Exploding Watermelon!

I was unaware that watermelon was a felon.

Chicago Area DPC fans, we have a show June 15th:Pancho's 2202 California Ave Chicago, IL ;w/ Sleep Out Lovers 8pm (18+)

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I used to be an asthmatic waiter. Now I make videos fulltime, but I still have asthma.