Madonna And Mellencamp Make Mockery Of Rock Hall Of Fame

What was the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame thinking when it voted in Madonna and John Cougar Mellencamp? This is unacceptable! What's next, Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake getting the nod?

Aboard Atlantis: Sex, Binge Drinking, And A Guy Named Clayton

Despite criticism from Mothers Against Drunk Astronauts, the good times continue to roll.

A Women's Guide To Sleeping With Professors

A brief guide for any coed hoping to sleep with a professor of higher education.

The time is nigh for 'No Senator Left Behind'

A federal after-session program for senators would ensure that no legislator, no matter how small the home state, falls through the cracks.

The top Chinglish words of 2006

Any idea what 'Airline pulp' means? Don't worry, it's just Chinglish. One organization ranks the top five most ridiculous Chinese-English phrases for 2006.

Homeless guy on his cell phone

Photo of a homeless guy chatting on his cell phone.

Dealing with fag hags

An--ahem--rather pointed opinion piece on fag hags and what to do when that hot chick in the bar is grinding up against every gay guy she sees.

Straight liberation

On the coat tails of gay liberation is "straight liberation," where straight men can show genuine affection for one another. And nowhere is straight lib more evident than in the NFL.

Grocery stories: you never forget your first shoplifter

A guy at a supermarket passes a bad check. A pileup ensues. The clerk in the middle pleads, "Will someone stop grabbing my nards!"

Actor trades comfort for squalor to tell story of life in migrant camps

John Carlos Frey, who portrayed a corrupt Border Patrol agent in the film "The Gatekeeper," spent a year visiting and living with the Mexican laborers of a San Diego shantytown.

Tijuana twenty years ago: a look back at a pretty damn fun place to go

Horny Marines, 13 year-old girls getting trashed, and weird Hispanic New Wave Music...Ah, nothing like Tijuana in the '80s.

Mexican Coke slips across the border, looks to get drunk

Attention Minute Men: A little brown army has made its way into the United States

Nude women, hotel rooms and photography combine to make the perfect hobby

The man behind the blog "Hotel Room Nudes" talks about how he got into what's perhaps the world's greatest hobby.

Plumbing company pledge: "Our plumbers won't stink--guaranteed"

A plumbing company gives its "no-stink guarantee." The company cannot, at this time, offer a similar no-plumber's-crack guarantee.

Chihuahua gets into mother's meds, trips balls off

When Steve the Chihuahua started running around in circles and biting things that didn't exist, the author knew just where to look: mother's medicine shelf

Penthouse Pet finds herself alone in new city

Kimberley Rogers, October 2006 Penthouse Pet of the month, recently moved to San Diego. You'd think she wouldn't have a moment to herself. You'd be wrong.

Guitarist with no arms tells of run-in with the police (not "The Police")

A guitarist born with no arms tells of the time he was stopped by police on the way home from a gig. When ordered to put his arms out the window, he yelled back, "I don't HAVE any arms!"

Academic claims Martians mated with aboriginal earthlings to create Asian race

A professor at a California institute says that Martians inhabit the planet. We simply know them as "Asians."

Company sells $2000 baseball cap (and you thought gas was getting expensive)

Yep, that's right. It had to happen eventually. With gas at $3.20 a gallon, and blue jeans at $800 a pair, it was just a matter of time before ball cap prices crept up over $1000.

JonBenet happy in heaven, has a puppy

So says a woman who's spoken recently with the deceased child beauty queen. JonBenet has forgiven her killer, but she's not ready to let the Boulder Police off the hook.

The next great freebie on the internet: breast implants

Let's see, first there was free e-mail, then online photo albums. What could the next logical internet giveaway be?...Hmmm...Oh, I know: breast implants!

Women, your Match.com photos are like fruit--some of them are rotten

Ladies, if you were the produce manager of your local supermarket, would you allow a freak tomato or half-eaten apple to go on display? So why are you posting the photographic equivalent on dating sites?

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