In the words of one of my favourite authors on here, Dapper Scavenger, 'Updates will be sporadic, as I am very lazy, but no story will be abandoned.' Please keep that in mind lovies!

Name: Stephanie... if you couldn't figure that out on your own you're kinda dull.

Age: 21

Location: Denver

Sex: female

Eyes: Amber

Hair: Dark, nearly black brown - very, very curly.

Height: 5' 5... turns out I'm not as tall as I thought. TT.TT

Aspirations: To become a forensic entomologist.

About me: I'm a bit of a recluse in real life and tend to avoid people steady fastly. I'm lazy, naive, adventurous, shy, pretty random, imaginative, and a tad on the emo side.

Likes: Yaoi, anime, reading, writing, day dreaming, art, bugs, snakes, other such reptiles, big dogs, and Within Temptation.

Dislikes: Rap, the feel of cotton (don't ask me why, I don't know), children, pedophiles, country music, and the color pink.

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!

1. Rock Lee

2. Kiba

3. Temari

4. Kankuro

5. Sasori

6. Naruto

7. Tobi

8. Zetsu

9. Hidan

10. Gaara

11. Neji

12. Shino

1) Have you ever read a Six(Naruto)/Eleven(Neji) fanfic before?

LOL, yup. I even write fics for them. Neji/Naru is my favorite pairing in the Naru-verse.

2) Do you think Four (Kankuro) is hot? How hot?

Eh. He’s okay I guess.

3) What would happen if Twelve (Shino) got Eight (Zetsu) pregnant?

I daresay that would be impossible seeing as they are both men, but on the off chance that a MPREG God decided to bless them – then I suppose there would be the pitter patter of little black and white babies that are ugly as sin.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine? (Hidan)

No, not yet. I have one in the works though.

5) Would Two(Kiba) and Six(Naruto) make a good couple?

Yup! I love Kiba/Naru as a pair.

6) Five/Nine (Sasori/Hidan) or Five/Ten (Sasori/Gaara)

I can see some twisted little torture going on between 5/10 (Sasori/Gaara), but I just can’t imagine Sasori and Hidan… together.

7) What would happen if Seven(Tobi) walked in on Two(Kiba) and Twelve(Shino) having sex? X3

Poor Tobi-kun would like run screaming something along the lines of “THEY ARE NOT BEING GOOD BOYS!”

8) Make up a summary of a Three(Temari)/Ten(Gaara) Fanfic.

From the makers of Girls Gone Wild 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21…etc. is Incest: Live! Watch as this kinky blond teaches her socially stunted brother the true meaning of ‘love’. Gross.

9) Is there any such thing as a One(Rock Lee)/Eight(Zetsu) fluff?

For the sake of my sanity I sincerely hope not.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven(Tobi)/Twelve(Shino) Hurt/Comfort fic.

Uhhhh…. Outcast.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four(Kankuro) to de-flower One(Rock Lee)

Oh dear god… oh dear god… oh dear god… Random drunken one night stand?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three(Temari) het?

Er… maybe? I dunno. I don’t read het so I’m really not all that tuned into it.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven(Neji)

No… TT.TT

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two(Kiba)/Four(Kankuro)/Five(Sasori)

No. Please, just… no.

15) What might Ten(Gaara) scream at a moment of great passion? X3

Er… Sand coffin?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight(Zetsu), what song would you choose?

I hate song fics with a burning passion but if forced I guess it would be ‘The Garden’ by Mirah.

17) If you wrote a One(Rock Lee)/Six(Naruto)/Twelve(Shino) fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: May induce seizures

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten(Gaara) to use on Two(Kiba)

"I will try not to kill you.”

WEET! I've been translated! Woo hoo! Stephfunky has gone bilingual... anywho - the Russian translation of my oneshot Dear Sirius can be found posted right here on my account and was translated for me by the lovely Miss. Daff.