Michelle Maglalang Malkin must have had a slow day, what with the War in Afghanistan, health-care, and America's slide down the slippery slope of Socialism not keeping her busy enough to avoid commenting on Art.
TWO men were knocked to the ground by a cage fighter in drag after they picked a fight with his friend. Dean Jonathan Gardner, aged 19, and 22-year-old Jason Andrew Fender, were left dazed after picking on the wrong man during a night out in Swansea city centre.
Don't worry Republicans, the ever popular Homer Simpson is being recruited as a "role model" by the British government, not ours. With his love of doughnuts and beer, Homer Simpson hardly seems a suitable role model for healthy eaters.
Brilliant spoof of the New York Post by the Yes Men, with a twist - all the articles and information in the spoof edition are factually correct.
President Barack Obama, clearly moved and upset, gave a stirring eulogy at Senator Edward Kennedy's funeral. He gave some fascinating insights into the life of the Senator, especially regarding his sense of humour, his genuine care for others and his persuasive talent.
Canadian rodent takes starring role in tourists' snap and becomes an online sensation CRASHER SQUIRREL
Some time ago, after I met the guy I called the 'love of my life', and labelled him '11% short of heaven' (because of the score we kept getting on every relationship quiz we did), I was fascinated to find out why we had clicked together so amazingly, despite our different backgro …
Carefully plan your garden to restrict access to the electric meter.
Brünoisms "Look at the evil people in the world — Saddam Hussein, Hitler, Stalin — what do they all have in common? Moustaches" "Is it a coincidence that all the good people have long hair, like Jesus, and like hippies and, you know, Rod Stewart"
There are five general tips which seldom fail when one is seeking election and running any kind of campaign, whether big or small. They are, in priority order:
A cockerel with an eye for the ladies is looking for a new hen harem after his bird died of exhaustion due to his constant mating demands.
Well at least according to Dell's website. A 1.6GHz Atom CPU, 8GB of disk space armed with Microsoft's latest masterpiece: Ubuntu!
Most of the nearly two billion children in the developing world have inadequate access to dinosaurs. Some receive no paleontology training at all. One in three has never even seen a dinosaur in person
Wolfram Alpha gives an authoritative answer to the question we all have asked: Where do babies come from?
(with apologies to all my friends at 85 Broad and any Trans-Tasman sheep f#$kers...) SOCIALISM You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk.
Three days ago I visited a website, saw something that made me laugh out loud, and which I found rather quaint, and thought I would seed it to Newsvine. It was about a sex theme park being closed down in China.
First and foremost, let me begin by stating that I am an unrepentant slob; always have been, always will be. I shouldn't be this way, not after growing up in the white glove inspection household of my parents and attending military school for many years, but I am.
How incredibly droll. This is the quote that makes this whole article precious: "Mr. Obama doesn't have authority to close schools himself. That power rests with local school districts and states. "
With the deadly narcowars, rampant kidnappings and water shortages in Mexico City, swine flu is still one of the least deadliest things people have to worry about.
1. (October) Denial: "The GOP is just fine. There are no problems. McCain/Palin are going to Win!!!" 2. (November) Anger: "It's the media, they sabotaged us. "
So ends the caption of my favourite cartoon. Clipped shortly after graduation, it continues to amuse me more than twenty years later. It's graced every fridge I've had, has yellowed considerably, but I doubt that I'll ever throw it out.
NEWS ITEM: The federal Conservatives have doled out grants to 32 seniors groups as part of a $15 million New Horizons for Seniors program. Thirty-one of the grants went to groups in Conservative-held ridings, only one to a Liberal riding.