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Thinking Outside the Bomb

The U.S. military is apparently a place where all ideas are considered. I guess when you have billions of dollars to spend you've got to keep churning out new ways to justify your ever expanding budget.

Kindergarten Chemistry

Apparently Stephen Hawking is writing a children's book. "It will be a bit like Harry Potter in the universe, about science, no magic," Hawking told reporters. Instead it will apparently feature the kid friendly world of theoretical physics.

The "Mock 10" Signs of Blog Addiction

Source: blog.wired.com

Bloggers Anonymous. YOU ARE NOT ALONE.

Britain for Americans

Source: brookview.karoo.net

This is a guide to Britain written for Americans who may be planning a visit here. Use this guide to help you become familar with the many complex, sometimes strange customs of the British People.

The Peanut Butter Hot Dog

Palumbo's Meats of Du Bois has finally done it. They, upon inspiration from a peanut butter loving kid in the area, have created a hot dog with peanut butter cooked right inside the dog for maximum peanuty flavor.

Become a temporary idiot savant, cheaper than a holiday, requires magnet.

Source: bps-research-digest.blogspot.com

Drop an open box of matches and count them instantly, Amaze your friends, read whole books backwards in minutes, stand in corners and mumble, no sunscreen required.

Cat vs. Bear

Not since the elephant first ran in fear from the little white mouse has the natural pecking order of life been so dramatically turned on its head.

The Press in Hell: Jesus & Satan

Source: World-O-Crap

Haha, really funny. A great discussion with Jesus Christ and Satan. Better not miss it.

Hurricane Names

The first tropical depression of the 2006 Atlantic hurricane season formed Saturday in the northwestern Caribbean Sea, and was expected to become the year's first named storm, forecasters said. It will be called Alberto.

Ingredients for Web 2.0 Success

Source: notabug.com

Video of a presentation from Barcamp Boston. Pierre Francois explains what it takes to succeed in Web 2.0 with the clarity and vision that only he has.

Go Out in Style

I don't know what your experience has been like, but it seems like every funeral I go to just gets more somber and depressing. Someone needs to put the fun back into funeral.

Parents of Boy Bitten By Rats Charged With Neglect

Source: wsoctv.com

Parents of Boy Bitten By Rats Charged With Neglect HENDERSONVILLE, N.C. -- Henderson County authorities accuse the parents of a 15-month-old boy of neglect after the child suffered nearly 100 rat bites at his home.

The Bottle Opener Your Feet Will Love

There it is folks. What we've all been waiting for. That's right, it's a sandal and bottle opener in one. A new more creative way to open bottles that conveniently involves using the bottom of your shoe.

WESH.com - News - Man Gets 21 Cents In Robbery

Source: wesh.com

I'm going to go out on a limb here, and call this the WORST ARMED ROBBERY EVER, period.

Report: Air Marshal Caught Sleeping On Flight

Source: thedenverchannel.com

My grandafther use to use the whole "I'm just resting my eyes" chestnut. Pepe, you've been resting your eyes for an hour and a half. And snoring. :)

The Shin Kicking "Olimpicks"

Those crazy Brits are at it again. Apparently, the cheese rolling competition last week did not fulfill their craving for insane and highly inventive sports events.

First Ever Newsvine Bumper Sticker Challenge!

After what has felt like an eternity living with my rage of people who plaster "Support Our Troops" stickers on their car, I have decided to do something about it. With the help of Support Our Ribbons I am proud to announce the first ever Newsvine Bumper Sticker Challenge!

Man stabbed after argument over arguments

Source: jsonline.com

Police reports indicate the two men started arguing about not having an argument. The suspect, a 47-year-old male, then pulled out a knife and stabbed the victim, Schwartz said.

An argument against cell phones

Source: ibloggedthis.com

This is one argument against cell phone that no one can dispute

DIY musical fountain, mentos and pepsi

Source: eepybird.com

When we were young we made our own entertainment.

George Orwell’s Big Brother, may be watching you from the Urinal

Source: wizmark.com

On occasion, I have unjustifiably been accused of being overly focused on Cultural Health. Some have said my focus on words, where, when and how you used them, has been too serious, even excessive. Well here is a deviation from my normal serious tone.

Children's letters to God

Source: bitsandpieces1.blogspot.com

Hey I'm as protectively jaded as the next person but sometimes you just have to soak in the innocence.

What makes newsvine unique.

As you can see I'm new here. Pacing about the greenhouse like some psych patient in evaluation, longing for that moment when the door opens and I'm told that experts have indeed concluded I'm no real danger to myself or others.

"Why bottoms/bums/sphincters/poo and farts are funny"

Firstly we must establish whether buttocks and their offspring are indeed funny at all. Fact; there are a lot of jokes about bums and bum holes. Fact; sometimes people laugh at these jokes. Fact; Life contains an seemingly endless series of harrowing disappointments, bitter under …

Monkey burglar steals pants

Source: chinadaily.com.cn

Mr. Wang thinks that the monkey who stole his pants may have been trained to steal. You can't make stuff like this up.

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