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I'm so not internet savvy so if i screw this up, don't be like-ha,ha,ha...(on and on until it looses the halarity...). Just zen for a minute and read.

As you may have noticed, practically all my stories have slashy or yaoi themes. That's because it's so much more enjoyable to write and read. Hetero relationships are so easily done. I write Yaoi and slash because it's a bit more complex and harder to write decently. I'm so bored with Hetero pairs.

I'm like only gonna say a few things about myself because I don't have much to say. I'm not saying gender or age, you wanna know, let me know and I'll think about tellin' ya.

HELLO! WELCOME TO MY PROFILE/NOTICE BOARD THINGY!

JAN 2009 NEWS - Guess what boys and girls! This awesome month will see me getting a year older! Attending my very first court date, over a nasty and unfair traffic accident because of the weather and I'm so not happy with how it's going! Visiting a potential college to get an English major and teach to a bunch of ungrateful high school brats! And little updates for my stories! I'm sorry, but this month will go by fast and hopefully, smoothly. All Bets Are Off will be updated later and don't think I've forgotten the rest. I've taken the holiday to churn up some new stuff and work harder on the little teasers furthur down the page. Please be patient with me and wish me luck.

FEB 2009 NEWS - Well, everything is resolved. I'm slowly writing out all the next chapters to all my stories because the first drafts sucked. My stories are under the classification of "Writing In Progress" so be patient. I'm so happy with the reader turn out for the latest chapter of "All Bets Are Off" and I'm happy so many people have reviewed. That chapter made me nervous. Anyway, be prepared for updates later in the month and I want to wish everyone a Happy Valentine's Day!

MAR/APR 2009 - Few updates. All my chapters are being written, but they are still in editing. Time at the computer is limited. I'll try to get as much done as possible before May.

MAY/JUN/JUL 2009 NEWS - Summer is here! That means more time! I will get as many chapters as possible written, edited and posted as I can. This will be hard because I'm suffering under a lack of direction. I will open a story, write out a few pages, edit them, keep typing, re-editing... It just won't go the way I want! So, I'll be prodding them along slowly but hopefully they'll give in and let me write them. Please be patient with me. I'm super-excited at all the hits my little stories are getting. It really makes me proud!

AUG 2009 NEWS - Chapters will be posted as soon as I am able. I do have some ready, but I'm about to get very busy and finding time to edit the rest, not to mention publish what I've got ready, will be hard. Thank you for being so patient with me. I'll have them out as soon as possible.

My Words of Wisdom :Que sera, sera. (Whatever will be, will be.) The future's not ours to see.

Accazi?

My Musings and My Philosophies

I believe the sun should never set upon an argument

I believe beauty magazines promote low self-esteem

I believe in karma. What you give is what you get returned

I believe you can't appreciate real love until you've been burned

I believe grass is no more greener on the other side

I believe you don't know what you've got until you say goodbye

I believe you can't control or choose your sexuality

I believe that trust is more important than monogamy

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

I believe forgiveness is the key to your unhappiness

I believe in love surviving death into eternity

- Pieces of "Affirmation" by Savage Garden

It speaks true, ne?

Anyways...

Thanks for the reviews! I'm working on it..scrathes back of neck and stares at keyboard...I'm working on it!

My fics are following an odd pattern. They probably won't hold true to updates as I have planned because I seem to like to only hit key points and worry about how they get there later. So, basically, I have pieces of chapters and plans but not how to get there. Got to let it flow or it won't work. So, gomen! I'm gonna get it done! Believe it! (Couldn't resist...It's sad really)

Coming Soon to a Fanfiction site near you...

Beyblade

Bear the Pain Wind Strike

Bryan's losing sight of what really matters...and his nightmares aren't helping. Fortunately for him, our favorite captain's know just what to say to get him going in the right direction. And at the center of it all is his overwhelming obsession to keep his Tiger safe and accept the powers that are becoming a part of him. Whether he likes it or not...

Remember the Taste...Love in Vein...

Time's have changed. Human's are the minority. And the world's gone back to being that wild, untamed wilderness now that civilization has fallen. And They have taken over. Lead by the vampyres and ushered into this new world, the creatures of the night and darkness are rising. And Humans are running out of places to run. You're either a Hunter or a civilian and both have low life expectancies...But where in this dark world is there any peace? Only in the households of the Vampyre Pures is there even a form of humanity. Ironic, no?

Naruto

The Clock Strikes at Midnight...Maybe...

A Cinderella-esque tale. Princess Hinata must be married immediately. It's known fact that a member of the royal family must provide an heir to the throne. Especially if she's the Crown Princess. So her brother and step-brother have arranged a ball and invited everyone. After all, the mysterious Prince step-brother must be married too...And the invitations have been sent to every household. Including the disfunctional home of the village's local beauties. And their step-brother. After all, how could the royal family not invite the daughters of the famous world-reknowned Fourth Hokage? Too bad that everyone has drawn up the wedding plans with the uncompromising Nara heir trapped in the center, the wild-child Inuzuka desperate to be noticed, the conniving sisters planning to trap Prince Uchiha in a marrage, and their poor brother hopelessly forced to charade as a woman to prevent it and ward off the all-consuming crush the Princess is developing. Add the "Fairy" God-parents, Old Lady Tsunade and her disputable husband pervert Jairaiya on his quest to gain his place as rightful heir and live happily ever after and the world won't know what hit it...And everyone thought Cinderella had it hard...

Eight Letter Phrase

Prequel to Three Letter Word. Wanna Know how it all happened? Basketball, street fights, tattoos, cars, motorcycles, true love, hatred, hospital scenes, self-abuse, drugs, bullying, car wrecks, lies, truths, happiness...It's got it all! The beginning, how they met, what they did, who was rejected, who was loved, who was hated, why they were hated...I could go on and on. Chapters are being produced as I type...