My baby Sally is less then 6 inches tall. I, on the other hand, am about 5. foot, 6 inches tall, which comes out to 60 inches tall or 10 times her height.
Lost man drives 370 miles to pick up newspaper Source: metro.co.uk
An elderly Australian man who went out to fetch a morning newspaper ended up driving more than 370 miles after getting lost and taking a wrong turn onto a major highway, police said.
Parents to pay £5 a minute if they pick up children late Source: This is London
A nursery school is allegedly charging parents £5 a minute if they are late picking up their children.
The charges - equivalent to £300 an hour - have shocked parents at the Phoenix House Montessori nursery in Stamford Hill, north London.
The late great George Carlin had part of a routine where he talked about the desks in peoples homes that he would see. He said that in the top center drawer there was always 4 cents (and doesn't that seem so?). His reaction? "I take it. F 'em."
Nude man in pickup creates stirSource: 10connects.com
A naked man found lying in a pickup truck created a small stir this morning after Melbourne police and paramedics were called by workers to see if he were alive, officials said.
I saw two today, and I felt really bad about not picking them up (especially since there was snow on the ground)... but I grew up in a heavily prison populated county (the most prison populated county in the US actually), and we were always taught not to pick them up.
How Not To Talk To Girls At PartiesSource: RadarOnline
Adrian: Hi, what's your name?
Brunette: [Giggling. It is obvious she knows who he is; she is flattered that he has approached her] Elizabeth*.
What are the worst opening lines you have ever heard or thought of?
I think of them all the time.