Since November of 2008, a dark and evil force has ruled the streets of San Francisco. The Porta Potties of the City by the Bay have been terrorized...

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Meet Charles L. Clemens Jr. Charles had two wives. Ho hum you say? We've heard this story before...

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Robert Conde and Ruth Ann Trueblood were drinking a few beers outside in Fort Lauderdale, Florida when Ruth decided Robert couldn't have any more beer...

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How dumb can you get?

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The man walked into a Chicago bank and handed a teller a note that read: "Be Quick Be Quit (quiet). Give your cash or I'll shoot." He was handed about $400 but mistakenly left half the note, written on his October payslip, behind

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A Cape Coral "house sitter" is accused of holding a garage sale and selling off the things she was supposed to be watching! The "house sitter" even told the city she was having the sale.

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... after lighting a joint. So the quest for intelligent lifeforms continues...

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The headline says it all

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A Daly City woman is facing charges after police say they caught her stealing metal fixtures from a cemetery.

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A woman came to be with her friend during a DUI investigation, and wound up in jail for DUI.

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Police arrested a 48-year-old repeat sex offender Saturday after he allegedly exposed himself to a woman and then was found with sexually explicit material in his car.

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John Opperman-Green robbed a 7-Eleven on Orange Blossom Trail. When he left the store, he tried to get a ride with some men he didn't know. They robbed him of the money he had stolen and that's when he called police.

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A car chase Thursday that ended with a suspected serial burglar's arrest began with a simple PowerPoint presentation and one perceptive police officer, authorities said.

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A feckless stick-up man chose the wrong target when he was beaten and hospitalized in an attempted robbery of a karate school in Bucaramanga in northwestern Colombia, police said.

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Two German teenagers robbed a girl but accidentally left their own pictures behind for police on a discarded mobile phone.

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I don't own one, but sure, it makes sense. A Florida teenager has seen off two burglars with his samurai sword after the hapless crooks went after the family PS3.

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A would-be robber failed in his bid to raid a Japanese bank after asking staff for tips on how to carry out the crime, according to the Reuters news agency.

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Teen boy deposits something next to a bank and gets caught.

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The smoky saga began when a mechanic at a Midas Muffler Shop was trying to fix a broken-down pickup. While examining the gas tank, he accidentally stumbled on 157 pounds of marijuana.

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Next time, Kevin Russell may want to ask God to give him cash.

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Each week Creative Loafing lists the weirdest Police Reports. This issue is best of for the last year.

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I think this fits in with my theory that sometimes people just forget they are in the middle of committing a crime.

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