Disclaimer: Rated R for Language!
This article includes words, phrases and language that I learned from my fellow soldiers serving with me in Vietnam, in 1965-66, while I was assigned to the 8th RRU, at Phu Bai, east of the old capital of Hue. Until then, I generally followed my parents mandate to watched my "P's and Q's," and, by all acounts was an innocent Christian White Boy from middle America that had had his mouth washed out on an occassion or two.
My parents were old fashioned and would "knock your damn teeth down your throat," if one used profanity in their house. You see, they were Christians, too. I avoided the temptation to "curse" as much as I could, but, on special occassions, celebrating with my friends at the Mildew, Ohio Pub for Malcontents, I might burst forth with a "Pippy damn, fart hell" rant ever now and again just to keep my colors.
Naturally, in 'Nam,' being the Good, All White (from the waist up), Christian Midwesterner that I was, I immediately fell in love with profanity in all of its shapes and forms and incarnations. I loved it! I love the gutteral sound of profanity. It is man's talk. Real He-Man Talk. Black Street Talk - Not Hate Talk - Street Talk . . . with a beat.
The language of profanity to me is colorful, raw, salty, with a powerful ability to evoke a reaction in others. It is the first interactive game. It will make your listener react and sit up an take note even if they don't know what your are talking about. They just want to get in there and mix it up.
Profanity also, has served us well as a sort of unofficial verbal punctuation marks that add emphasis, apply stress and create an intimacy that only soldiers know as they tell each other lies and war stories and shoot the breeze to idle the time away. The "hurry up and wait time" of the modern solider.
Some souls, even in Vietnam, and, many here, "state side", might refer to these artful, descriptive phrases as "curse words,"and turn their pious noses up in the air. I don't define them that way. I see them as "tools of the trade," necessary, at times, to capture the essence of the moment; the feel; the tempo, the beat. They are, to me, preferable to "water boarding" and take less practice.
If you don't agree and the use of this type of language - these phrases that your father or son or mother may have used, or, for that matter, that you do on those rare occasions that you indulge in when you reach back and drag forth one of these thousand year old words and sling it in to someone face, just for fun! - if it offends you, please, by all means hang up! CLICK ON A DIFFERENT ARTICE. Do it now! Before you go any further.
I WON'T BE OFFENDED! I WON'T EVEN KNOW . . . SO, IF YOU LIKE YOUR COLUMN SUGAR COATED, BY ALL MEANS, click now on the X icon.
I'll wait.
I'll still be here for the adult readers that aren't offended by words, but, are deeply offended by wicked deeds. Those are my people: poets, artists, musicians, free thinkers, writers, scupltors, actors, faggots, creative Hollywood types, film makers, satirists, mad ad people, humorists, politicians, community activists, gays, lyricists, composers, sluts and whores . . . those are my soulmates, my people, the tired, the worn, the unhuddled masses of asses - that is who I want to 'rap' with, anyway. Not Uptight White Bread, with their dead heads buried in Glenn Becks ass ell whose eye is looking back at you, Glenn's of their. You know the type, 'ditto heads' so far right - they have Rush's name tatooed next to 'MOM', with their Bibles in One Hand and Their Rifles in The Other.
If you think that you might be offended - and, I sincerely hope that you are, then, please, do yourself a favor and go masturbate - your dick needs you!
DO NOT READ this "@!$%#ing" article! Skip it. No one is holding a goddamn gun to your @!$%#ing head forcing you to read this insightful left-leaning masterpiece about TEA PARTY HATE.
I like passionate speech! It does not offend me. What offends me is sending America's youth to be killed in an unnecessary war so that a very stupid man would be guaranteed of getting re-elected to an undeserved second term in office. That offends me.
What burns my ass is that evil Dick Cheney, while Vice President, helping Haliburton (the corporation that he headed before resigning to become George W. Bush's Vice President) --- helping those bastards make trillions of tax payers dollars from contracts resulting from a war that Dick Cheney manipulated into existence. That offends the @!$%# out of me!
The word, "@!$%#" is from my country, Wales, and it means "to plow (@!$%#) the earth." @!$%#ing doesn't offend me. Neither the word nor the actual act. In fact, I like both. Some times, if I am lucky, I do both at the same time. iI's good for you. It clears out your sinuses, cures acne, removes unwanted warts and makes your hair grow back, if you do it right. I love @!$%#ing and I love the sounds it that word makes. It's poetry in physical form.
What offends the "@!$%#" out of me is that Dick "The Prick" Cheney, as VP, was the "closet decision maker" in George W. Bush's administration, he was, as "Dummy" liked to say, "the in-sider's de-sider!"
That's the kind of bull@!$%# that offends the hell out of me! The Vice President of the United of America calling the shots because the President was too @!$%#ing stupid to make any decisions and was too dumb to known it. That offends me. I hope that it offends you so much, too, that those hatefull, self serving "corksackers "will never again get near 1600 Pennsyvania Avenue, not even on a tour bus!
The tradegy for our country is that Bush, the first know learning disabled President (he is dyslectic) would repeat his 'dis-sider' description hundreds of times on national TV, in print and magazines while visting heads of states of other nations - proudly proclaiming his role.
"I am the de-sider," he ignorantly stated, time and time again, like a "retard." (Sorry, Sarah, I know how sensitive you are.)
"Chit, man, like that really the truck offends me, you know, what I mean, ass wipe?"
- Over heard from anIllegal sneaking into America
Many of my friends and relatives and former teachers, (not currently in prison), find language like that harsh and phrases like the above unnecessary, crude and offensive, but, they don't see anything wrong with the Vice President of the United States manipulating national intelligence in order to create a war that was more about getting "W" re-elected as a "War President" rather than going after Osama Ben Laden, who, every sixth graders knows was hiding in the hills in Tora Bora, Afghanistan.
Sending American troops into Afghanistan on the heels of the Soviets defeat was considered unwise policy, by Bush's pedaphile looking advisor, Karl Rove. It would lead to excessive loss of life for our professional armed forces and this may lead to a long, drawn out conflict that would not have a quick success, argued Satan's assistant, Dick Cheney. "Certainly, not before the mid-term elections," echoed Rumsfield. "Bush's numbers are down," reported the media and it was referring to "W" as a "poetential one term president like his father...". Disaster was looming for the Conservative Christian branch of the Radical Right Wing Republican Party.
So, Karl Rove, Dick Cheney and Dick Rumsfeld did what any Evangelical, Right Wing Christian would do, they concocted a "fictitious" threat to the national security of the USA and invaded a country about the size of California, a country that we had defeated 10 years prior; a country that we flew over daily with our surveillance planes and satellites; a country, where its President could not take a piss without our intelligence community taking a photo.
I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE! Not the photo of Saddam Hussein relieving himself. What offends me is the known fact that son of a bitch, Cheney, (Satan's Disciple) could intimidate the intelligence community into rolling over and feeding Cheney the information that he wanted: Justification to bomb Iraq and make "W" a wartime President, guranteeing his re-election, despite the low disapproval ratings. Manufactored bull @!$%#! - that resulted in a lot of lost of unnecessary lives and had nothing to do with the war on terrorizm.
I FIND THAT OFFENSIVE.
THAT, too me, IS AN "IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE" - NOT CLINTON LYING ON NATIONAL TV ABOUT GETTING A BLOW JOB.
THE BLOOD OF 5000 American soliders killed in Iraq and the 30,000 with serious injuries is saturating their hands and our souls. These cold blooded, ambitious, lying turd face bastards would stop at nothing to get their dumb puppet elected president so that they could carry out their individual agendas at America's expense. (Not one of them ever served one hour in combat or the Armed Forces. How easy it is to send others to their death.)
All three of these dispecable Conservative Christian Republicans have reaped financial and personal gains from their political life, but, none have paid for their "war crimes against America " - Against the Families that lost love ones for a war designed solely to get "W" elected to a 2nd term AND HAD ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH TERRORISM!
These engineers of a faux war killed upwards to 300,000 Iraqis - grandparents, men, women and children over oil profits. That is OFFENSIVE, IMPEACHABLE, A WAR CRIME! A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY and that offends me. Not "Poopy, Fart, Damn, Hell." OR TELLING ME TO, "@!$%# OFF."
- NOT CLINTON GETTING A BLOW JOB FROM MONICA WHO SUCKED HER WAY UP THE AMBITIOUS LADDER.
How in the "@!$%#ing" world did that dumb son-of-a-bitch get his igornant ass elected?
I hope that that sentence is offensive to you! So offensive that we never again elect someone to the highest office in the land that is remotely as stupid as that man or as evil an self serving as Cheney.
Sarah Palin, in my limited view, is close, but, even she is not that "@!$%#ing" stupid or mean. Close, but not that self serving. Agh, again, excuse me, my Welsch is showing. It's in me blood. My people, you see, migrated illegally here from Wales during the potato famine and have been drunk ever since.
"I AM THE DE-SIDER, " an admitted "C" student Bush prouly proclaims like a grinning monkey.
The President of the United States of America sounding like a "@!$%#ing" moron! Now that's what I find intensely offensive. I can not believe that some people would find that I, an admitted, short-changed jerkwad, saying F%^& you! - is more offensive than sending 5000 SOLIDERS to their death to perpetuate a lie: "Iraq has weapons of mass destruction . . . they are aiding and abetting Osama Ben Laden."
Today, in the Streets of Paronoia, I hear disgruntled former Bush Republicans, dressed up in Tea Party garb, shout out,"CHANGE BACK! OBAMA MUST GO." These TEA Pot Political Head Bangers march about proclaiming themselves to be "patriots" waving the most vile and disgusting and offensive signs since Andrew Jackson's election in 1828."
"OBAMA IS A SOCIALIST," scrawls one Tea-Wit's sign. It is high-lighted with the symbol of a hanging noose that the Ku Klux Klan, (the fore runner of the Tea Mobsters), were fond of displaying, back in the day. . . in the not to distant day, when I was a teen.
OBAMA IS A MUSILM! HE'S NOT AN AMERICAN. HE IS A TRAITOR,"clamours the discordant refrain of the The Tea Pot Mob of angry "NON-RACISTS, NON-BLACKS, NON PATRIOTS - THE PARTY OF NONESENSE!" America's New Patriots!
Bull@!$%#, these are whack jobs, financed by Rupert Murdoch operatives! The shouting high school drop outs have more in common with the butchers of the FRENCH REVOLUTION than the American Revolution.
"We didn't bring our guns, this time," writes another partriot on his constitutionally right to free speech.
THIS IS THE PARTY OF TOTAL NONESENSE . . . MORONS WHO BEAT THEIR REFRAIN AAS MUCH AS THEY BEAT THEIR MEAT --- OVER AND OVER - AGAIN AND AGAIN - UNTIL THEY HAVE CONVINCED THEMSELVES THAT THEY ARE NOT "RACISTS"; THEY ARE NOT "HATE MONGERS", THEY ARE NOT AN ANGRY MOB OF SELF INDOCTRINATED "HATE SPEAKERS" - THEY ARE "PATRIOTS!" ALL OTHERS ARE 'TERRORIST, SOCIALISTS, COMMUNISTS, HIPPIES, LEBERAL LEFT LEANING, HOLLYWOOD TYPES!"
THEY ARE JUST LIKE US - THE AVERAGE AMERICAN, JOE, thTHEY CLAIM . . . PUMPED UP ON THE CONSTITUTION AND DEDICATED TO FIXING THE ECONOMY, FIXING HEALTH CARE REFORMS BY REPEALING IT, FIXING THE JOBLESS RATE BY GIVING TAX BREAKS TO BILLIONAIRES - BECAUSE GLENN BECK AT FOX NEWS TOLD THEM HOW TO FIX IT.
@!$%# THE TEA PARTY!
This isn't a polical movement. It's a media hype! It is just a bunch of riff-raff stoked by Rupert Murdoch's firery Fox News Hate Commentators, paid millions of dollars by a foreigner, Rupert Murdoch, and, financed by a Saudi Prince to de-stablize and collaspse the duly elected government of the United State of America - because Rupert Murdoch cannot buy OBAMA. Rupert and Fox News are the real terrorist - The American Taliban of Righteous Mother@!$%#ers who would gladly kill everyone with an opposing idea. Get Ye to a Nunnery, tea partiers.
GO HOME! THE PARTY'S OVER!
The Constitution of the United States of America does not belong to you! I seriously doubt that many of you have read it; or are capable of understanding this complex document; and, most of you are woefully ignorant about economics, government policy, history, or, the rudimentary factors which created the financial meltdown that the Obama administration has turned around in 18 months in office.
And, that's no bull@!$%#, watered down Tea Soup @!$%#, either. That a fact, @!$%# off, jackoff! Obama reformed Health Care, recieved a Nobel Prize for his "positive approach to world collaboration", is in the process of bringing the troops home from Iraq; stepped up border patrols; extended a hand to the better, entrenched Republicans who spat on it; forced action of the diasterous oil spill; created construction jobs in every state in the union with the his Stimulus Bill; saved the American auto industry; and bailed out the banking industry; restored confidence in the stock market; stopped the Republican Generated Recession and restored dignity to the Whitehouse worldwide.
I know to you "Know It All - Tea Bangers", the President will never be acceptable to you because he is Black - but get over it! He is also brilliant. He is in the company of Jefferson, Madison, Lincoln and John Quincy Adams, a bright man, with a strong sense of right and wrong. A thoughtfull statesman, not a "phoney, cowboy hat wearing Texan, who says I'm the de-sider."
If it is any consolation, remember Obama is also half White, so its ok to like him, to help him make America a better place for you to eat your Big Macs and read your Reader Digest and listen to your Master, Glenn Beck, when you should be at work - working.
Put your guns down, Tea Banger, no one wants to take your penis extension from you, you can still get drunk every week-end, read your bible and baet your wife - this is, after all America. Chill out, Red Necks in Red States.
Yours is not a REVOLUTION OF THE MIDDLE CLASS. IT IS A REVOLUTION OF THE NO CLASS.
Tea Blatherers - GET YOUR COLLECTIVE HEADS OUT OF GLENN BECK'S ASS! He is a high school drop out, and, like Bush, was a drug addict for years. He works for guess who? Rupert Murdoch, owner of Fox News Network and Clear Corp. MURDOCH is a Triollionaire. He is not your buddy. Murdoch does not have your best interest at heart. He has his own. WAKE UP AMERICA.
While Tea Blabberers criticize the President of the United States of America, "Barracking", with their vast knowledge of the Constitution, that they gleamed from scanning the Preamble, many of them selectively forget that President Obama is a licensed Attorney-at-Law, a former United States Senator from Illinois; a former Illinois state representative; a CONSTITUTIONAL LAW PROFESSOR, a Harvard Law School Graduate, and, the first African-American to preside over the prestigious Harvard Law Reviews.
Of course, Tea Blathterers know a lot more than a constitutional attorney like President Obama because they religiously watch Glenn Beck on Fox News. And, Glenn is a high school drop out like them and that's always good for the mind. Glenn is a high school drop out, like most of them, but, unfortunately, Glenn is not too bright. He's left his lights on all night and his brain is still stuck in the sixth grade, where he is fixated.You see, he was a drug addict for ten years while Obama graduated from High school, went to college and law school and into politic and taught Constituional Law.
Many, too many, out of work, unemployable, angry, displaced workers listen to Glenn Beck on his Talk Hate radio show, and, purchased his Hate Speak books, and, attended his Hate Filled Rants --- aka, lectures. Unfortunately, what Glenn Beck may have failed to tell his sleep walkers is that he dropped out of high school. Didn't graduate . . . Had a drug problem for a number of years. That's always good for the mind.
Glenn didn't get to take Civics in his senior year of high school; missed American History, too, in his junior year; and no he did not take Public Policy, Goverment, Economics, Financing, history of the Financial System or Comparative Literature in college, because, you see, while he was a drug addict for nearly a decade, the only thing that he studied was buying drugs and getting high, so, naturally, he did not go to college and study Public Policy, or World History.
After college, he didn't have a change to study Constitutional Law, Tort Reform, Supreme Court Decisions, or Court Procedures. He did not go to Law school, either, 'cause, you know, he was a drug addict and a high school drop out.
But, he did read the Preamble of the Constitution in the sixth grade and it really made an impression on him, but, not his teacher. Because, Glenn didn't do so well in school. That's why he dropped out and got into drugs, it all in his books.
Glenn Beck is making $32,000,000 per year from Rupert Murdoch's enterprizes and other ill begot gains, and, yet, never graduated from High School, never attended college, never went to Law School, never taught Constitutional Law at a Law School, never worked as a Lawyer, NEVER DRAFTED LEGISLATION THAT CREATED LAW, NEVER GOT ELECTED TO ANY PUBLIC OFFICE IN HIS LIFE!
But, he, andhis half sister, Sarah Palin, know the Constitution better than President Obama because Obama is Black and Blacks can not know more than Whites - even, stupid high school drop out and soccer moms that quit their job in the middle of her term in office to run around America making millions of dollars telling other governors and legislatures what do to, because, you know, they know everything, just ask them.
Yes, Sarah and Glenn know what ails America - Just ask them and for $25-32 million dollars they'll tell ya! They are Partiots, not President Obama who is working night and day to solve problems that affect us all. No Sarah and Glenn raking millions from Rupert Murdoch are Patriots.
Tea Bull Slingers defer to Glenn Beck to explain the Constitution of the United States of America to them, despite the fact that it was written over 225 years ago by very bright gentlemen, and Beck, is no gentle man. He is though a self-proclaimed expert on the Constitution and exhorts Tea Lemmings to get " - back to the Principles of the Constitution," but, Beck doesn't know what the @!$%# he is talking about.
Jefferson, Adams, Franklin, Washington and other elected public officials, legislatures, war heroes, free thinkers where all well educated for their time and ours and many had studied the history of England, international law, and, world history. Most were lawyers. (Glenn Beck is no lawyer). Our Founding Fathers developed a document that has endured because it provides for subsequent generations to amend and change it without over throwing the government, or, in the words of Tea-Publicans, "Throw Every Incumbent Out." That isn't the intent of the Constitution! That a symptom of a very disease philosopy of Hate and an indigation of an Constitutionally Ignorant Seeing Eye Ass. Are you such a person?
Glenn Beck, like George W. Bush, was a less than "C" student, but, Beck, the high school drop out, knows a lot about the Constitution - more than most Constitutional Scholars, Law professors, Elected Officials, Attorneys-At-Law because Glenn once studied "The Preamble" in the sixth grade and that has made all the difference in the world.
"THROW OUT INCUMBENTS"- is that's what the Constitution is all about? It all about guns to Tea partiers, and little, tiny government and very few taxes and principles that they know nothing about? Look, I understand that you guy saw the movie Network and you are "Angry As Hell &Ain't Gonna Take It Any More." I get that.
But, you have to focus your anger at the ones that created your situation: REPUBLICANS! Don't let Murdoch millionaires bull@!$%# artist confuse you. They are the ones that shipped your jobs off to China. When you get into one of your drunken rants because you do not have an education or a job - HATE REPUBLICANS. They are the one that sold Main Street Out so Wall Street could make a @!$%# load of money.
Just ask Glenn, or Rush, or Palin or listen to them on their HATE RADIO programs, they'll tell you how little they know and in 5 minutes you will know as much as Glenn, Palin or Rush, and, you, too, can go to Tea Banger Rally and put forth your platform for America:
Smaller Government,
Lower Taxes,
Return to the Principles of the Constitution.
And, then, in November you can solve all of the world issues with your Little Tea Pot platform and the world will be a better place because Tea-publicans are back in the saddle again, and, we all know that they are Christians and what a great time was had by all the last time Republicans were in charge, back when Lobbyists were Free To Be Lobbyists and John Boehner ruled Congress with a often drunken, iron fist - you know, back before the financial meltdown, when you had a job.