JDLuvaSQEE (Sweeney Todd, Captain Jack Sparrow, SamBenny & Joon, Will Turner, Norrington, John Dillinger, Mort Rainey, John Wilmot, Roux, Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands, Constable Ichabod Crane, Inspector Frederick Abberline, Gilbert Grape, ErikThe Phantom of The Opera, JM Barrie, Raoul Duke, Tom Hanson, The Joker, Legolas Greenleaf, Wade "Cry-Baby" WalkerCry-Baby, Axel BlackmarArizona Dream, Gene watson, George Jung, Spencer Armacost, CesarThe Man Who Cried, Don Juan DeMarco, BonBonBefore Night Falls, The Mad Hatter, Scott Tucker, Ed Wood, William BlakeDead Man, Edward Cullen, Willy WonkaJD version, Dr. Gregory House, Edward Scissorhands, Glen Lantz, Dean Corso and Barnabas Collins.)HELLO!! I'm a HUGE JOHNNY DEPP FAN!!

JD is all I think about!!

I also like CHRISTOPHER WALKEN, Gerard Butler, The Phantom of the Opera, Heath Ledger, The Joker, Orlando Bloom, Legolas Greenleaf, Alice In Wonderland, TARRANT HIGHTOPP THE MAD HATTER, NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, GLEN LANTZ, and FREDDY KRUEGER!!

If every time you see or hear grilled cheese sandwiches, Buster Keaton, Charlie Chaplin, blue balloons, suspenders, mashed potatoes, wooden bamboo canes, etc.., you automatically think of SAM (from BENNY & JOON), copy and paste this into your profile!

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

If every time you hear the names Sweeney or Todd, you automatically think of Sweeney Todd, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics.

If you are obsessed with Pirates of the Caribbean, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.Really Stupid Stereotypes:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people f-- OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep (well, I'm a 1/8 Welsh...)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I STILL LIKE TO WATCH CARTOONS so I MUST be immature.

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when you friend all had confuzzled expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

So many people thought AWE was confusing. I don't know what's wrong with them, it made perfect sense to me! If you could follow AWE when you first saw it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Month One

Mommy

I am only eight inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Everytime I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heartbeat

is my favorite lullaby.

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Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

You could definetly tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It's so warm and nice in here.

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Month Three

You know what Mommy?

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you cant hear me.

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Month Four

Mommy

My hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs

I am becoming quite good at it too.

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Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, whats abortion?

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Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I dont like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I cant get away from it!

Mommy! HELP ME!

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Month Seven

Mommy

I am OK.

I am in Jesus' arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Mommy, why didnt you want me?

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Every abortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped

Two more eyes that will never see

Two more hands that will never touch

Two more legs that will never run

One more mouth that will never speak.

Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies.

If you are against abortion repost this into your profile!
(.insane.lil.piratess.'s note: OMG! I'm still crying! The poor baby... How could someone do that? I am now offically against abortion and... well, it's so sad.)

If after seeing At World's End, you thought getting eaten by the Kraken might not be such a bad thing, if you got to go to the Locker and be with multiple Jacks. Copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you act completely, well, crazy and make a total fool of yourself and don’t even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being (every cell in your body) to Eragon, Star Wars, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favourite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-mums glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school excursion to bush gardens, laugh for two hours straight WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your friends, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you claim you can walk on water and then get your best friend to hold you by your waist in the air and you move your legs in a walking movement (It works!!) Crazy is when you fight with your friend over which vegetable you want to be. Crazy is when you say pineapple and then threaten to slap someone if they even mention the word; claiming that it's yours. Crazy is when you have a whole glass of coke in one go and go so hyper you laugh for several hours straight and bounce on your knees on your friend's bed until it breaks (it was an accident okay). Crazy is when you walk up to random people in the swimming pool and do a Rose Tyler impersonation and ask what planet your on. Crazy is when you walk up to someone you've never seen before in the street and sprout some random technobabble that ends with "And that's why you should always carry a banana around with you." Crazy is when you ruin your science exams by answering them using only Gallifreyan numerals and covering it in other random...alien symbols, and then trying to pass it off as legitimate to the Head of Department, by claiming that really, you honestly are a timelady from the planet Gallifrey. Crazy is when you insist on dressing up as Doctor Who characters for an Olympic themed fundraiser, then end up going as an Olympic Torch instead! Crazy is when you can't sit in Physics without nicking the teacher's shaky thing! Crazy is when you do a headstand against you classroom wall and start to sing "By the Sea" from Sweeney Todd. If you're crazy and crazy about it, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done too.

If you love Cap'n Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

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You Say Pink
I Say Black
You Say Paris Hilton
I Say Fall Out Boy
You Say Zac Efron
I Say Pete Wentz
You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank You!
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE!

I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

~PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, torchwoodfanx3, PyroFairyGirl, .insane.lil.piratess., JohnDillinger'sSweetheart.

Your One and Only Wish (This is really cool)

Do it one by one, WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LOOK AHEAD!

1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.

3. your first initial?

4. your month of birth?

5. which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. your favorite number?

8. do you like California of Florida more?

9. do you like the lake or ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)

Are you done? If so, Pencils down. DON'T CHANGE YOU ANSWERS!!

Ok, Now Scroll down to see you results!

(Don't cheat--)

Your Results Are:...

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you're initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If You were born in:

Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever

July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.

white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobias Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder), -Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Klaus Baudalaire, Tobias Ragg, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Cedric Diggary, Edward Cullen-I still have crushes on all of them!!), JDLuvaSQEE (Sweeney Todd, Captain Jack Sparrow, SamBenny & Joon, Will Turner, Norrington, John Dillinger, Mort Rainey, John Wilmot, Roux, Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands, Constable Ichabod Crane, Inspector Frederick Abberline, Gilbert Grape, ErikThe Phantom of The Opera, JM Barrie, Raoul Duke, Tom Hanson, The Joker, Legolas Greenleaf, Wade "Cry-Baby" WalkerCry-Baby, Axel BlackmarArizona Dream, Gene watson, George Jung, Spencer Armacost, CesarThe Man Who Cried, Don Juan DeMarco, BonBonBefore Night Falls, The Mad Hatter, Scott Tucker, Ed Wood, William BlakeDead Man, Edward Cullen, Willy WonkaJD version, Dr. Gregory House, Edward Scissorhands, Glen Lantz, and Dean Corso.)

98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.

Every Abortion Is Just . . .One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile

I don't suffer from Johnny Depp addiction, I enjoy every minute of it. Paste THIS in your profile

10 Things For Yhe OUATIM Lover...

1) If you think getting skull fucked to death by Agent Sands would be the best way to go, copy and paste you perv!

2) If you think there is something sexy about I'm With Stupid shirts, copy and paste!

3) If you have ever gotten into a really, really, really bad situation, and you tried to pull your arm off to reveal your real arm with a gun, copy and paste!

4) If you stood up while watching OUATIM and shouted, "Take that, Bitch!" when Sands shot Ajedrez, copy and paste!

5) If you still laugh like a crazy freak every time Sands says, "I guess I should thank you for not sticking it up your ass," even though you have seen it one million and six times, copy and paste.

6) If you get secretly jealous of Ajedrez when Sands asks her, "Are you trying to give me a boner?" and whisper to yourself, "Bitch, you get shot at the end of the movie," copy and paste!

7) If you order a tequila and lime and puerco pibil at every "dive" you go to, even though you are under twenty-one and you are at a McDonald's, copy and paste!

8) If you haven't been to the dentist in six years because you have this strange fear of drills, copy and paste!

9) If you call people fuckmooks on a daily bases, copy and paste!

10) If you run around the house listening to Sands Theme and making gun shooting noises because it makes you feel bad ass, copy and paste!

10 Things For The Blow Lover...

1) If you carry a packet of sugar around in your pocket(especially in airports) because it makes you feel dangerous, copy and paste!

2) If you laughed when Barbara died of cancer, copy and paste!

3) If you cried when you found out Pee Wee Herman played Derek, copy and paste! Are you kidding me?! Pee Wee's Playhouse?!

4) If you Blush and giggle every time the airport secuirity guy pulls the panties out of George's luggage, copy and paste!

5) If you wrote a letter to the real George Jung(without getting a damn reply!), copy and paste!

George Jung's Prison Address(No joke! This is Real! Letters must be hand written!)

George Jung 19225-004

FCI LaTuna

P.O. Box 3000

Anthony, Texas #88021

USA

6) If you laugh every time someone says that they have a tuna sandwich for lunch, copy and paste!

7) If you asked people to call you Boston(Insert name here) even though you aren't from Boston, copy and paste!

8) If you thought Mirtha was a gold digging bitch, copy and paste!

9) If you think Kristina Sunshine Jung is stupid for not visiting her father in prison, copy and paste!

10) If you felt bad for feeling bad for George at the end of Blow, copy and paste!

10 Things For The Sweeney Todd Lover...

1) If you sing "My Friends" to your razor while shaving your legs, copy and paste!

2) If you speak in a thick Italian accent when you are feeling evil, copy and paste!

3) If you speak in a raspy English accent when you are feeling really evil, copy and paste!

4) If you became a vegetarian after seeing Sweeney Todd, copy and paste!

5) If you wanted to punch Anthony in the face when he walked in on Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett talking about their future together, copy and paste!

6) If you hate the beach, but still go so you can wear your hot black and white striped Sweeney Todd one piece bathing suit and sing "Down by the Sea" at the top of your lungs, copy and paste!

7) If you every go to the bakery at Publix and ask if they make meat pies, copy and paste!

8) If you wished that Arsenic killed Lucy and Sweeney Todd had a happy ending where Nellie and Sweeney were together, copy and paste!

9) If you asked your hair dresser if she thought a streak of gray or white would look nice in your hair, copy and paste!

10) If you have a strange fear of tea kettles, copy and paste!

10 Things For The Alice In Wonderland Lover

1) If you memorized every poem in Alice in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass without even trying, copy and paste!

2) If you plan on your first tattoo being something totally Alice themed, copy and paste!

3) If you tried to do the Fudderwhack at a school dance and caused everyone there(including faculty) to start doing it, too, copy and paste!

4) If you went to see Alice in Wonderland by Tim Burton at 12:00 AM on March 5th, copy and paste!

5) If you had an Alice in Wonderland themed birthday party and the cake was shaped like a top hat, copy and paste!

6) If you have a cat named Dinah, copy and paste!

7) If you say "Curiouser and Curiouser," on a daily bases, copy and paste!

8) If you ran around the house screaming "Agent Sands is playing The Mad Hatter!" when you found out Johnny Depp was playing Tarrant Hightopp, copy and paste!

9) If you corrected your(stupid) History teacher when she said Alice in Wonderland was by Charles Dickens instead of Lewis Carroll, copy and paste!

10) If people have refurred to you as Alice because they know you are such an Alice in Wonderland freak, copy and paste!

Other Stuff...

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Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!
Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

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If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name Kelly

I am only three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Kelly

I am only three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Lucy Barker should have been the one thrown into the oven, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Lucy Barker, copy and paste this into your profile.

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you can't wait for Tim Burton's next movie, Alice in Wonderland, to come out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

coughsweenettscough

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you know the smell of phsyco murderer barbers copy and paste this into your profile you obbsessed freak

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47(Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis) SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman),JDLuvaSQEE (Sweeney Todd, Captain Jack Sparrow, SamBenny & Joon, Will Turner, Norrington, John Dillinger, Mort Rainey, John Wilmot, Roux, Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands, Constable Ichabod Crane, Inspector Frederick Abberline, Gilbert Grape, ErikThe Phantom of The Opera, JM Barrie, Raoul Duke, Tom Hanson, The Joker, Legolas Greenleaf, Wade "Cry-Baby" WalkerCry-Baby, Axel BlackmarArizona Dream, Gene watson, George Jung, Spencer Armacost, CesarThe Man Who Cried, Don Juan DeMarco, BonBonBefore Night Falls, The Mad Hatter, Scott Tucker, Ed Wood, William BlakeDead Man, Edward Cullen, Willy WonkaJD version, Dr. Gregory House, Edward Scissorhands, Glen Lantz, and Dean Corso.)

Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder)

1. Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!!

2. You have the movie memorized

3. You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper

4. Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea"

5. You sing "My friends to your razor and/or kitchen knives

6. You have a strange fear of tea kettles. (Seriously folks, I have one in my house that looks just like the one in the movie. I try to keep my distance from it)

Paste this on your profile if you have OSTD

13 Ways to know you're obsessed with Secret Window

1. You get scared whenever you see a shovel or a screwdriver

2. When you have corn for a meal, you look at it skeptically, but then bite into it, being careful to make a loud sound (Okay, I can't actually do that because I have braces. But I do saw it off the cob and crunch it.)

3. When you see corn you yell "TED AND AMY!!"

4. You started loving Mountain Dew and Doritos after you saw the movie

5. You have a fan-girl freak out whenever you see Morton Salt

6. You've taken the line, "I'm just peachy Mr. Shooter, how are you?" but applied it to someone else you know

7. You noticed I forgot the line "oh" above. It should be "Oh, I'm just peachy..."

8. You get sad if someone buys you a bottle of Mountain Dew. It's gotta be a can!

9. Even though it's a fictional story, it's changed your opinion about cabins on lakes

10. You say "Chiicccooo doonn'tt beee diiissccourraggged" to all your pets and/or friends

11. Whenever someone you know gets braces you say "Braces. Getting a few things straightened out?"

12. If you don't already have a southern accent, you talk in one and when someone asks you about it you answer, "It's just the way I talk."

13. You plan on copying and pasting this to your profile, then adding a bunch of other stuff to it.

You know you're Sweeney Todd Obssessed When:

Not only do you own the DVD and the soundtrack - you know the lyrics off by heart.

You re-enact Helena's Worst Pies in London in your own kitchen.

Whenever you get into a discussion about movies with your friends, you're out to convince them Sweeney Todd is the BEST movie ever made. Even if they look at you like this O_O.

You can't walk past a barber shop anymore without thinking of Sweeney Todd.

You can't think of PIES, FLOUR or ROLLING PINS anymore without thinking of Mrs Lovett.

Everytime you walk down to the sea, you start to hum/think of By the Sea. Believe me, it's hard. I live two hundred metres from the ocean lol.

You've written your own Sweeney fic.

Whenever a problem comes up or you get into a fight with someone, you immediately think: what would Helena/Mrs Lovett do?

You want to name one of your kids after one of the Sweeney Todd characters. Well, if it's good enough for Helena, you think!

You've cosplayed/dressed up as one of the characters from Sweeney Todd.

You've not only bought/made the following articles Helena wears in the movie: her black lace gloves, ribboned boots, black corset,

red and white by the sea bustle dress...

Give yourself a gold star if you wear the said articles OUTSIDE. In public. How's THAT for devoted? Or just plain nutty...

You catch yourself thinking/talking like Mrs Lovett. Wot, wot was that, love? Me ears isn't wot they once wos. Now, where's that flamin' Mr T gone to?

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY

I am the boy who never finished school because I was called a fag everyday.

I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I was a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transseaxual.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they wouldn't allow my partner of 27 years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up to the nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family i have ever had. I wished they could adopt me.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before my high school graduation. It was just too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one bedroom for two men.

I am the one person who does not know which bathroom to use so the management doesn't come for me.

I am the mother who is not even allowed to see the children I bore, nursed and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the father who never hugged my son because I grew up afraid to show affection to males.

I am the Home Ec teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians could teach it.

I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized i was transsexual.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because i don't believe, but because they closed the doors to my kind.

I am the girl ashamed to tell my own friends that I am a lesbian because they make fun of them.

I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men said they needed to 'teach me a lesson'.

I am the person who needs to hide what this world needs the most: love.

IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG- REPOST THIS

3) If you think animal cruelty and murder for fashion or pieces of furniture is wrong.

4) If you think Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter characters are better together than Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens characters.

5) If you choose peace over war.

6) If you love Johnny Depp (hugs for those that do.) If you're OBSESSED with Johnny Depp. (I love you already!) XD

7) If you support Toddett/Sweenett/Benett/Nellamin over Swucy. Bency'd okaaayyy. Though Bennett is better, just not Swucy.

8) If you only think of Sweeney Todd or Nellie Lovett whenever you hear or see 'meat pie' or 'razor' mentioned.

9) If you think of Tim Burton and his works as not some emo weirdo freak, but as different, fun and entertaining.

10) If you wish Sweeney and Nellie could've had their happy ending.

11) If you think Sweeney Todd songs could beat High School Musical songs.

12) One more, that's all for now. If you are annoyed or angered by the fact that there is gonna be a Rocky Horror Show remake. (I mean-I personally think Tim Curry IS Frank N. Furter!)

IT'S COPY AND PASTE TIME!!

If Sweeners (Sweeney T-I call him Sweeners) needs a hug, copy and paste this onto your profile

If after you drink something (like a Strawberry daiquiri) which usually contains rum (even if yours doesn't,) you ask out loud why the rum is always gone, copy and paste into your pro.

If you cry or feel sad whenever something bad happens to a Johnny Depp (JD-I'll call him) character copy and paste into your pro.

If you have JDA or STA (Johnny Depp Addiction/Sweeney Todd Addiction) and you do NOT plan on attending any assisting/annonymous groups to help you OUT of your addiction, please copy and paste.

If you get really excited or laugh insanely whenever someone says 'love it' so it sounds like 'Lovett' copy and pastey.

If when you go to Florida, Hawaii, or anywhere else with an ocean you start singing By the Sea out loud (did that when I went to vacation in Florida) copy and paste.

If when you walk by a barber shop you think of Sweeney. If when you " " " " " " see a person being shaved, you run in and scream "Nooooooo,!" Then you turn to the barber and say "You're not Sweeney!" Or when you " " " " " " pop your head in and start singing 'The Ballad Of Sweeney Todd' out loud. Copy and paste. (I did the singing thing, and the barber and guy being shaved laughed-Im funny.)

If you see 'Meat Pie' is one of the choices on the menu of a restaurant and you ask what kind of meat is in it, copy and paste. (I asked if they used people-and I got weird looks-XD.) They said no, but I think they were just hiding the truth.

If you believe that Sweeney Todd really existed, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wanted to tell Mrs. Lovett not to lie to Sweeners because her nose would grow, copy and paste. (Yeah, I was watching Pinocchio while making this one. Hadn't seen it in years)

If you have ever seen that episode of Spongebob where Spongebob obsesses over the sea cuccumber, Kevin? And instead of them, you imagine it's you obsessing over Johnny Depp... copy and paste! Yes, I would jump off of a building if he told me to, but he's too nice to do that. XD (My little sis is addicted to the show, ha.)

If you dare to say the Dark Lord's name, copy and paste this into your profile. Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort! Voldemort appears. Me: Yay, it's Voldemort. Seriously though Voldy, who do you think you are, Beetlejuice?! XD (HA-I SAID IT 5 + 1/2 times)

If you CAN'T wait for Alice in Wonderland, copy & paste.

If you thing Sweeney REALLY needs to put a banana in his ear, copy and pate quick! (If you don't have a cockadoodie clue what I'm talkin about, check out Charlie the Unicorn-episode 2!)

If you have the urge to or do kiss every picture of Johnny Depp or his sexy/adorable characters that you see, copy and paste.

If you think Sweeney Todd should be a video game (though it would be interesting to make) copy & paste.

If whenever you watch Sweeney, Jack, some other sexy Johnny character, or Johnny himself on TV or a movie you clutch your heart, take short quick breaths, and faint or fake a heart attack please copy and paste.

If you want to kill Anthony for getting in the way of Sweenett time... you know the drill ;) God yes, they were sooo stinkin' close when she was saying how they could share future together. I was SOO positive he was going to flippin' consider it. They were sooo close to kissing right there, in my mind at least. And then, in pops stupid boy being all stupid and junk!! GOD IM TICKED AT STUPID ANTHONY! GAAAAAH, sorry, I just blew up!

If you think that Mrs. Lovett really gave Sweeney lemonade, not ale, during 'The Worst Pies In London', which made him gag. (Remember Edward and his response to lemonade. They're similar responses.) Copy n' paste.

If you think it would be quite interesting if Tim B. got his hands on Rocky Horror (even though a remake of RHPS wouldn't be as good as the original,) and you honestly think Helena would make a good Magenta or Johnny a good Riff-Raff, copy and paste. If not, include which characters they'd be better as.

If you plan on naming your boy child after a Johnny character or your girl child after a Helena one, copy and paste. (I've thought about Jack and Emily-awwww.) I wouldn't be the type to use names from the same movie. Like a boy named Jack or Will and a girl named Elizabeth, you know?

If you think that twilight isn't the greatest thing and people who are obssesed with it should get a life copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. (And i have people stare at me for it to-I just say... "What is it? I'm just thinking out loud.")

If you have ever tried or have succeeded in doing your hair like Mrs. Lovett and went out in public, copy and past this into your profile. (I actually have kinda curly (definately not as curly as Helena's and not as dark) brown hair that I do up like her sometimes. Many don't know what I'm doing though cause I don't always wear my Nellie dress(even though I do a lot), so they just say it looks 'cute.' I'm , , I'm 's, and I don't give a darn who knows it. Runs like Phoebe from 'Friends', runs into wall. Proceeds to hug wall. "It's okay wall friend, you didn't mean it. O_o 8S

If somewhere in your heart, you wish the Arsenic had killed Lucy so that Toddett could have happened, please copy and paste. I know it's harsh, but I've had that feeling, I just think Nellie/Sweeney deserve a chance. Sorry, I just really can't stand her. LOL, call it the Lovett within me.

If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull' copy this in your profile.

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile. I want it extra becuae I was a survivor! Thank god for that, and my sister. Who was the first to see it.

If you think being called unique or weird is better than being called ordinary or normal, copy and paste. (Normals another word for boring)

If you're against drugs & alcohol, and if you're for NO sex before marriage copy and paste.

If you whoop, cheer, awww, and/or ooooo anytime things heat up in Sweenett or Sparrowbeth world, copy and pate this to your pro.

If you think Sweeney should be Mrs. Lovett's squishy, copy and pastey.

If you would do anything to meet Helena Bonham Carter, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton copy this onto your profile. I would even sneak onto a plane, or stow away in a stranger's baggage to England to see Hellie and Tim. The off to France for Johnny Boy!

If you wish Jack had been able to kill the kraken from the sea instead of being eaten by it, copy and paste.

Symptoms of OSTD (obsessive Sweeney Todd disorder) 1) Every little thing reminds you of Sweeney Todd, and when something doesn't, it still ends up reminding you because you think "Wow here's something that doesn't remind me of... SWEENEY TODD!! 2) You have the movie memorized 3) You sing "A Little Priest" whenever you have pie for supper 4) Instead of saying "the beach" you say "by the sea" 5) You sing "My friends to your razor and/or kitchen knives. 6) You have a strange fear of tea kettles. (Seriously folks, I have one in my house that looks just like the one in the movie. I try to keep my distance from it.) Paste this on your profile if you have OSTD. My own... 7) If you've ever read A Clockwork Orange, the part where Alex is dancing with his razors reminds you of Sweeney. 8) When you buy a meat pie at a grocery store you change the name to Mrs. Lovett (Mrs. Lovett beats out Marie Callendar and Mrs. Budd's any day!) 9) When you see a cat on the street, you want to save it from Mrs. Mooney. 10) You WISH with all of your heat that you could be Mrs. Lovett, except for the burning part. 11) When you hear someone say a line from the movie, you follow it with the next. (I once heard a mom say to her son who wanted a toy "All good things come to those who can wait." I immediately said, "Gilly flowers maybe, 'stead of daisies." 12) If people say they don't like Sweeney Todd, you can kind of maybe understand it. (It is pretty bloody and cannibalistic after all), but you're still dissappointed. BUT... If people say they don't like Johnny Depp... then you pull out your razor. 13) Whenever Johnny gets down to his low voice such as his 'I want you bleeders' voice, or his whisper, the 'There's a hole in the world like a great black pit, and it's filled with people who are filled with shit. Adn the vermin of the world inhabit it-' after No Place Like London... You want to shriek or run up to the TV set and kiss it. ; D. 14) if you had to die, you'd rather die by his razor, with Johnny's sexy but evil Sweeney face being the last thing you see. COPY AND PASTE, MY FRIIIIENDS!

98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that Erik's face wasn't that bad in the 2004 movie once Christine removed his mask, then copy and paste this onto your profile and sign your pen name. Pearlmaidenredskyla, Queen Madisyn of Narnia, JDLuvaSQEE, (your name here)

If you sometimes wish that you could go back in time and buy a cape like Erik's to wear on a daily basis, then copy and paste this your profile (I would sooo do that! ~QM~)

If you think that in the movie Phantom of the Opera in the final scene with Raoul tied up and Erik holding the rope Erik should have tripped over a rock at the bottom of the lake, fallen down, pulling the rope down with him and thus strangling Raoul, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want nothing more than to actually meet Erik in person, copy and paste this to you profile.

If you believe that if Raoul ever got the chance to punch Erik, that he would have gotten a worse treatment then what happened in all of the movies/books than copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are a huge Phantom of the Opera phangirl and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Captain Jack Sparrow and Elizabeth Swann--Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean-- are made for each other and that, no matter how wonderfully wonderful Will Turner may be, he should never, under any circumstances, be with Elizabeth, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you holiday in the Caribbean just so that you can be close to Jack, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you firmly believe that Sparrabeth is forever, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are desperately waiting for the release of POTC 4, On Stranger Tides, for a Jack fix, copy and paste this into your profile!

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If your computer has all three POTC soundtracks on it and you can name them by listening to them for less than ten seconds copy and paste this into your profile.

If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Will is a fine whelp and everything but Jack and Elizabeth belong together and that there's so much tension and chemistry between them that they can out run any ship in the caribbean than copy and paste this in you profile. Because Sparrabeth is faster than your ship, its better than your ship, its prettier than your ship and its a hell of a lot hotter than your ship! (Unless your ship is the Pearl in which case it's only slightly better than your ship.)