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Oops, Justice press aide's comment slips out

Has the Justice Department taken President Barack Obama's promise of openness too far?

Police: Bank robber nabs $3K, leaves wallet behind

Police didn't have to dust for fingerprints to find this suspect — they just rifled through the wallet he left behind at the scene. Albert Vincent Perkins was charged with robbing First Federal Bank in Kansas City on Thursday. Police said he walked into the bank, handed the teller a plastic bag and ordered her to give him all of the $100 bills. Then he walked out of the bank — but left his wallet sitting on the counter.

Casino says offer was mistake, tries to cover loss

A casino gambled and lost — big time. Now it's asking thousands of customers to give it a break.

TV station censors candidate's bank failure gaffe

In an effort to avoid alarming viewers, a TV station censored a videotaped statement by a congressional candidate who incorrectly claimed during a debate that two major banks had failed.

Berlusconi tries to wiggle out of latest gaffe

Even before he starts his third stint as premier, Silvio Berlusconi was trying Wednesday to defuse his latest gaffe — a suggestion that Spain has too many women in government.

Sarkozy Wrong About Rice's Background

Nicolas Sarkozy made a minor gaffe on his first U.S. visit as France's president by wrongly suggesting that Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice has recent immigrant roots.

Spanish Police Embarrassed by Porno Film

Spanish police officers settling in for a video presentation on how to get promoted to sergeant were instead shown footage from a hard-core pornographic film, officials said Tuesday.

China Mistakenly Called by Taiwan's Name

The meeting between President Bush and Chinese President Hu Jintao began with a gaffe Thursday when an announcer referred to China by the formal name of Taiwan, which China considers a rebellious province.

House Candidate Draws Fire for Web Photo

A congressional candidate is under fire for a Web site photo that purported to show a peaceful Baghdad neighborhood but was actually taken in a suburb of Istanbul, Turkey.

MLB has already put the Yankees in the World Series

Has MLB never seen the "Dewey beats Truman" picture? Clearly they haven't because there is just no justification for this ridiculous act. I was reading the Los Angeles Times and look what I found.

It's the Post Office That's Always Having Problems! Obama Deliberately Sandbags Healthcare?

Did the most gifted orator of our time pull a "Biden"? Or was it deliberate? My sources are speculating that Obama himself doesn't want this healthcare thing to pass.

Still a good question: Why Biden?
Source: USA Today

Given that the scheduled attendees looked more awkward than Sen. Robert Byrd at the NAACP Image Awards, Biden's presence made lots of sense.

Joe Biden: We Have to Go Spend Money to Keep From Going Bankrupt
Source: CNSNews.com

"Now, people when I say that look at me and say, 'What are you talking about, Joe? You're telling me we have to go spend money to keep from going bankrupt?'" Biden said. "The answer is yes, that's what I'm telling you."

The Right goes insane Evil overlords to flaccid clowns in the blink of Jesus' eye. Adorable!Hand evil a big, sticky gob of power, and it quickly becomes a feral monster.
Source: The San Francisco Chronicle

This much we know: Hand evil a big, sticky gob of power, and it quickly becomes a feral monster, dangerous and cruel and willing to sell its own shriveled heart and the heart of its very remorseful mother for a shot at everlasting infamy, even more power and maybe some fresh, raw …

Joe's Baaaaack... Avoid Public Transportation & Classrooms
Source: frugal-cafe.com

But, happily, you're back just in time for commenting on the swine flu epidemic and offering your always-unique brand of advice. And hey, must say, you have some great ideas. Avoid planes (unless it's a private jet), subways, and anywhere else that many people gather.

Obama Gets Ahead of Teleprompter
Source: myfreedompost.com

VIDEO of Barack Obama screwing up his reading off his good friend, Mr. Teleprompter!

Washington Times Defends Obama Over "Special Olympics" Joke
Source: AlterNet.org

The Washington Times editorial board defended President Obama's crack about the Special Olympics Sunday, writing that although his comment was in poor taste, he clearly meant no harm and shouldn't be judged so harshly.

Vice President Biden Forgets His 'Web Site Number'
Source: Switched

Vice President Joe Biden appeared this morning on the CBS Early Show to raise awareness about Recovery.gov, a Web site that details the monetary breakdown of The American Recovery and Reinvestment Act.

President's Auto Gaffe No Laughing Matter
Source: cato-at-liberty.org

In his address last night, president Obama implied that an American invented the automobile ("The nation that invented the automobile cannot turn away from it"). It doesn't matter that the president was unaware this is false.

President Obama Accidentally Converts to Islam

In brazen display of political stupidity, America's latest president Barack Obama accidentally converted to Islam while conversing with Muslim leaders earlier today.

British Goverment Designs Questionable Logo - Geekologie
Source: Register -UK

OK Now I have seen it all! What were these guys rhunking?! Well. I guess we knoq qhat was on their minds, don'twe/? Seriously, People need to Look at their art to make sure Papa Freud has nor been in the driver's seat while they were drawing!

Biff Manly knows Atlanta Marketing
Source: YouTube

This is guy, Biff Manly, has been spotted in the Atlanta Business community...

Huge Bush Gaffe Allows Obama To Overturn More Laws
Source: Icky People

As Politico sums up: "In other words, any regulation finalized in the last half-year of the Bush administration could be wiped out with a simple party-line vote in the Democrat-controlled Congress."

Power Line: A Special Kind of Crazy -- "Bush never gets sloppy when he is speaking publicly... Obama... will exceed Bush's [gaffe] total before he is inaugurated"
Source: Power Line

Obama thinks he is a good talker, but he is often undisciplined when he speaks. He needs to understand that as President, his words will be scrutinized and will have impact whether he intends it or not.

Colorado or Ohio?

During the weekend preceding the actual election, a newscast from MSNBC mislabeled one of the states on their huge map. Repeatedly, they addressed Obama's plan to travel to three key Western states—which included Nevada, Colorado, & New Mexico.

Same circus, different clowns: can't we all just get along?
Source: The New York Times

Seems Italian politics are as rife with partisan antipathy as in America -- bandying about such tags as "imbecile," perhaps these fellows should join the debate on the Vine! They'd fit right in...

Joe Biden Makes New Gaffe With Fuzzy Math
Source: New York Post

Gaffe-prone Joe Biden put his foot in his mouth again today, mistakenly excluding millions of Americans from his running mate's tax-cut proposal.

McCain loses it: Teleprompter Malfunction
Source: BBC News

John McCain lost it again today. There is a part of his speech near the end that my producer Kevin calls the "Born To Run" moment. The bit where true believers cheer, clap and BELIEVE.

Joe Biden Warns That American Emeies Will Test Obama If He Is Elected
Source: New York Post

Joe Biden warned that America's enemies would test Barack Obama with an international crisis within six months if he's elected president - a shocking comment John McCain eagerly pounced on yesterday to claim Obama isn't ready to be commander-in-chief.

Shocker!!!! Biden serves up Obama Experience on Silver Platter for McCain.....will McCain use it?
Source: American Thinker

Mark my words," the Democratic vice presidential nominee warned at the second of his two Seattle fundraisers Sunday. "It will not be six months before the world tests Barack Obama like they did John Kennedy. The world is looking.

McCain: My Fellow Prisoners
Source: Talking Points Memo

In most political speeches, the common refrain is "my fellow citizens". John McCain just referred to the country as "my fellow prisoners."

McCain's Verbal Problems Continue, Calls Americans His "Fellow Prisoners" OOPS!
Source: The Huffington Post

"Across this country this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners," he declared. In the prepared remarks he was supposed to say "fellow citizens."

My Fellow Prisoners
Source: YouTube

At a campaign event in Pennsylvania today, the gaffe-tastic John McCain addressed the crowd as "My Fellow Prisoners." I know getting owned by Obama last night must have been tough on John, but surely not so tough as all that.

Video - Breaking News Videos from CNN.com
Source: CNN

An interview with the Temple graduate student who questioned Palin on policy to be implemented in Pakistan. Pay particular attention to what he actually asks (the play it twice) and how Palin repeats the question later in the Couric interview.