HILAH COOKING is an internet series hosted by Austin-based singer/actor/comedian Hilah Johnson. The series is focused on teaching "real people" how to cook (and how to have fun while doing it). Learning how to cook will save you money, make you happy and maybe even get you laid! You won't need a fancy kitchen or hard-to-find ingredients to make any of our featured recipes. Each episode is packed with useful information presented in a fast-paced funny format.
Full description and show creditsMaking a steak is really pretty simple. Start with a nice steak for starters. Sirloin, T-bone, and rib eye are good choices for general steak-eating purposes. If you want to get fancy, you could pick up some filet mignon, although it's generaly about twice the price of sirloin. So...weigh carefully how much you care. ; INGREDIENTS Steaks (one big one or two smaller ones or one smaller one or fuck it, just get some hotdogs and stop trying)Garlic clovesSaltPepper (this is one time when I will te...
http://hilahcooking.comhttp://learntocookbook.com As you can imagine with such a quintessential dish, there are a hundred million jillion ways to make mashed potatoes. It's like everybody's got an opinion! Sheesh. This is how I make them. I like to use starchy potatoes like Russets, but I know there are those who prefer waxy varieties like red potatoes. It depends on what texture you like for yer mashers. Russets are easier to mash completely smooth, if you're into that. If you like some chunk...
http://hilahcooking.com If you have a grill and know how to use it, this would be a perfect recipe to do outdoors. Otherwise, in a cast iron skillet or on a grill pan is the way to go. You’ll have to get skewers that are small enough to fit in your skillet; 4-5” bamboo skewers shouldn’t be hard to find. You can use some center-cut boneless pork chops or a whole tenderloin. You could even do this with chicken if you’re dating a guy you met at the gym. Or a guy that wears short-shorts and has sp...
http://hilahcooking.com http://hilahcooking.com The thing about waffles from scratch is that: A. They are impressive because it means you have both flour AND baking powder AND a very use-specific kitchen instrument B. You will probably have lots of left over waffles (this recipe makes about 8). The good thing about that though is that you can refrigerate or freeze them and blam! Homemade Eggos. Stick them babies in the toaster tomorrow. INGREDIENTS: 1 ¾ cups flour 1 tablespoon baking powder 1 ...
http://hilahcooking.com http://www.trophyboutique.com I had my super-special friend Laurel from Trophy Boutique come over to show me how to make spanakopita, thereby showing y'all how to make it, too. The idea is that chicks dig this shit and we ought to know because we are chicks. It has vegetables in it and it requires purchasing (and knowing how to use) phyllo dough which is Greek and therefore also exotic (chicks love exotic shit). Plus, as Laurel ponts out, if you have several dates in on...
http://hilahcooking.com This is it, y'all! The lost footage from the fated Ferris wheel accident I mentioned in the Monte Cristo episode. I guess it wasn't really lost after all. But it was hard-going to figure out how to retrieve it. The camera had to be dusted off, battery changed, disassembled, reassembled, prayed for, and ultimately cleansed by fire like the great Phoenix. I know most things don't get fixed that way -- you know, lighting them aflame -- but this time it worked, and fortuito...
HILAH COOKING is an internet series hosted by Austin-based singer/actor/comedian Hilah Johnson. The series is focused on teaching "real people" how to cook (and how to have fun while doing it). Learning how to cook will save you money, make you happy and maybe even get you laid! You won't need a fancy kitchen or hard-to-find ingredients to make any of our featured recipes. Each episode is packed with useful information presented in a fast-paced funny format.