Umm. This is kinda embarrassing. I like hot dogs...in stir fry. It's good. And it's awesome because you can buy some hotdogs and leave them in your 'fridgerator for like a month and they'll still be edible. Shut up and try it. »» 1 teaspoon oil »» 1 hot dog (or use a couple strips of bacon or lunch meat, diced) »» 2 cups of fresh vegetables - I like green beans a lot, but broccoli works, zucchini, and even paper-thin slices of potato »» ½ cup chopped onion »» ½ cup sliced bell pepper »» 1 teaspoon minced garlic »» ½ teaspoon soy sauce Heat the oil in a skillet over high heat. Slice the weenie up (Hey-ohh!). Add it and all the vegetables to the skillet and stir it around fast for about 5 minutes until the weenies are kinda crispy and the vegetables are cooked. Add the soy sauce last and toss around. Add some red pepper, too. I guess you could have made some rice to go with this, but it's hot dog stir fry, people. Just eat it out of the skillet, right over the stove, while you're talking on the phone to your grammy.