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Headache Solution:
Other Countries: Crocin, Disprin
India: Chai! -
I'm not good at push-ups, pull-ups and sit-ups.
I'm pretty good at f**k-ups though! -
NRI Friend: I completed my Ph.D. in Mathematical statistics and now I'm coming to India for my vacations before I head back and join an MNC.
Punjabi Friend: Sahi Hai, Aate Waqt Duty Free Se Daaru Le Kar Aana! -
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because all of his uncles were ants -
Interviewer: What did you like best about your last job?
Candidate: Sometimes, people had birthdays and there were free cakes! -
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated, but I've got hundreds of degrees! -
The height of Digitalisation:
Me: O God! please save me.
God: As jpg or pdf? -
My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.
So I got two girlfriends! -
In operation theatre:
Doctor: We are going to give you local anesthesia now.
South Delhi Girl: Why local? Branded Nahi Hai? -
A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink.
The bartender says, For you? No charge!